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ENTP | 7w6-4w5-9w1 | sp/sx/so | Ravenclaw | Chaotic Good | Canadian | she/her |An MBTI-obsessed nerd posting things that are funny and/or informative (but mostly funny)

[entp-mbti]

fellow gem chocomint is lit!x

I literally just had an entire pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream

[entp-mbti]

why are gay perople so fucking gay like just say no homo or somthing

Everyone’s a little gay

[p0werducky]

MBTI Harry Potter Chapters

This is slowly becoming a Harry Potter blog, it seems.  Spoilers.

Also, I know all the chapter titles/numbers by heart.  No biggie.

ISTJ Horcruxes (Half Blood Prince, Chapter 23)

Figuring things out and getting shit done by looking to the past!

ISFJ The Prince’s Tale (Deathly Hallows, Chapter 33)

Memories and feels?  Sounds pretty ISFJ to me

INFJ Hermione’s Secret (Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 21)

Shit really had to align on this timeline to work

INTJ The Heir of Slytherin (Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 17)

Super twist!  And also super dark for the earlier books

ISTP Through the Trapdoor (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 16)

Into the bowels of the castle!  Like Indiana Jones, only magic!

ISFP The Silver Doe (Deathly Hallows, Chapter 19)

Nothing mends a friendship like a frozen lake, a pseudo-animal, and a sword

INFP Diagon Alley (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 5)

Such a sweet and enchanting introduction to the magical world

INTP Gringotts (Deathly Hallows, Chapter 26)

A scheme crazy enough to work, no matter how messily 

ESTP The Third Task (Goblet of Fire, Chapter 31)

Sphinxes and boggarts and skrewts, oh my!

ESFP Beyond the Veil (Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 35)

“Crash,” go the prophecies!  “Bang,” go the model planets!  Through the veil goes Sirius

ENFP The Tale of the Three Brothers (Deathly Hallows, Chapter 21)

Fairy tales and a quirky house!

ENTP The Marauder’s Map (Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 10)

They sure as hell solemnly swear they’re up to no good

ESTJ The Pensieve (Goblet of Fire, Chapter 30)

My ESTJ friends all want to be lawyers, so a courtroom scene seems appropriate

ESFJ The Forest Again (Deathly Hallows, Chapter 34)

How much did you cry when Harry saw his parents before going to die?  Don’t lie

ENFJ The Polyjuice Potion (Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 12)

Let’s be real, ENFJs could pull off using Polyjuice Potion better than anyone

ENTJ Spinner’s End (Half Blood Prince, Chapter 2)

Very mysterious and a little dangerous–plus a bit titillating 

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WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

[entp-mbti]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[vjezze]

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

[davidbowowie]

there’s several of these as well;

[hey-assbutt-its-a-parade]

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

[sexpositivepunk]

ragingdarcy:

amsterdamn

Really though it was great 

[i-am-myself-this-is-me]

It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country

[awwww-cute]

Our little Jewuahua

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

Jewuahua

[lophiusdragon]

The Enneagrams as Internet Memes

1: Anime was a mistake

2: Don’t you come near me or my son again

3: HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL

4: @thebootydiaries

5: If 5s wore pants, would they wear them like this or like this?

6: Trust no one, not even yourself

7: jhorts

8: Captain America Civil War disagreement on something random

9: tag urself

[thebootydiaries]

i have feelings u kno,,

[entp-mbti]

mbti fetishes

esfj: feet

infj: role playing

entp: costumes

estp: doing it outdoors

istp: no talking

entj: bdsm

isfj: also bdsm

esfp: in a TRX

enfp: covering the other person with sprinkles

istj: color coding

isfp: minimalism. gets turned on by white comforters

infp: dirty talk in pig latin

intp: math joke fetish

enfj: intp fetish

intj: fetish for people with fetishes

estj: in vitro fertilization

[classicintp]

Fe: We seem to be losing more followers than we’re gaining, lately.

Ti: Sweetheart, none of us actually care. That’s not why we started the blog.

Fe: Then why am I secretly sad about it?

Ti: Because you’re secretly sad about everything.

[danielkobg]

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

[jonahreenders]

moments

By: Jonah Reenders

[entp-mbti]

Ti: Hey, Fe what are you doing?

Fe: Overcompensating

[stories-yet-to-be-written]

April 24th Marks the Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day

What is the Armenian Genocide?

The extermination of Armenians in the Ottoman Empire and the surrounding regions during 1915-1923 is called the Armenian Genocide.

Those massacres were masterminded and perpetrated by the government of Young Turks and were later finalized by the Kemalist government.

The First World War gave the Young Turks the opportunity to settle accounts with Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire, thus implementing the decision of the secret meeting of 1911 in Thessaloniki. The plan was to tukify the Muslims and to exterminate the Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire. Talaat Pasha (Interior Minister), Enver Pasha (Minister of Military Affairs), Djemal Pasha (commander of the Palestinian Front), Behaeddin Shakir Bey (Young Turk Central Committee member) and others were among the orchestrators of the project.

Intending to annihilate Armenians, they wanted to eliminate the Armenian Question. Armenia and Armenians were an obstacle on the way of the project of the Yong Turks. Their dream of “Great Turan” was to stretch from the Bosphorus to Altai. During the First World War the Young Turks perpetrated massacres against Assyrians, Greeks and Arabs living in the Ottoman Empire.

In February 1915 the military minister Enver Pasha ordered to eliminate the Armenian soldiers serving in the Army. On April 24 and the following days 800 Armenians were arrested in Constantinople and exiled to the depths of Anatolia. Armenian writers, journalists, doctors, scientists, clergymen, intellectuals including Armenian members of the parliament were among them. A part of them died on the way of the exile, while others died after reaching there.

The first international response to the violence resulted in a joint statement by France, Russia and the Great Britain in May 1915, where the Turkish atrocities against the Armenians were defined as “a crime against humanity and civilization”. According to them, Turkish government was responsible for the implementation of the crime.

How many people died in the Armenian Genocide?

There were an estimated two million Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire before the First World War. Approximately one and a half million Armenians were killed from 1915-1923. The remaining part was either islamized or exiled.

 Learn more | The Armenian Genocide Centennial | States which recognized the Armenian Genocide |

[coffeeandti]

NT Sims

So I made some Sims based on the NTs (stereotypes of course), and here’s what happened:

ENTJ: was the first and only sim to raise a skill point by their own initiative (the skill was logic).

INTJ: went to the park for a bit, didn’t like the people there, freaked out about being around people, went back home and stayed in their room for the rest of the day.

INTP: could always be found doing one of three things - sleeping in their bed, eating in the kitchen, or playing video games.

ENTP: kept making inappropriate forum posts.

[kendrixtermina]

Your experiment seems to have been a resounding success. 

[newblogisjacindaelena]

New Orleans by Laura Steffan