winning

Infant ENTP cookie monster. Ask me anything. Expect randomness as you trek across my landscapes. And stuff.

[entphilosophy-blog]

Make life worth living.

[misadventureswithintjs]

Every time an ISTP follows my blog all I can visualize is this

[angryscienceshitposters]

SAME but with ISFP

[in-tj]

Meanwhile this is how I picture all the INTJs on tumblr. (self included)

[mbtilluminati]

When I see ESFPs blogging

[you-were-the-best-distraction]

Every time I see an ENTJ

[the-best-intp-deactivated201911]

the ESFJ

(bonus its the same guy as the ENTJ)

[entp-mess]

Meanwhile ENTPs be like

[estpninja-deactivated20160502]

And ESTPs

[fuliajulia]

Don’t forget INFJ!

[isfjwallflower]

Hello, ISFJ here

[mbtipartyblog]

Story time: ENTP does something regrettable

ENTP: *sitting, bouncing their knee up and down, and laughing quietly to themselves*

Ne: THE CREATIVE PROCESS ENSUES

Ti: *in a whisper* if i ignore it, it will go away….if i ignore it, it will go away….if i ignore it, it will go aw-

Ne: 

Ti:…..oh my god what how could i have let this happen

Keep reading

[entphilosophy-blog]

This is what it's like to be an Ne dom. Real talk.

[procrastinfp]

The Types as Cool Guys Who Don’t Look at Explosions

ISTP

ISFP

ISTJ

ISFJ

INFP

INFJ

ENFJ

INTJ

ESTP

ESFP

ESTJ

ESFJ

ENTP

ENFP

ENTJ

INTP

[mbtiobsessed]

Types as GIFs from That 70s Show

INTP: 

ENTP: 

INFP: 

ENFP: 

ISTP:

ESTP: 

ISFP:

ESFP: 

ISFJ: 

ESFJ: 

INFJ: 

ENFJ: 

INTJ: 

ENTJ: 

ISTJ: 

ESTJ: 

[infpicaroon]

MBTI Types as Categories in Classical Western Art

As explained more-than-adequately by The Toast.

ISFJ: “Men Sleeping Quietly and Not Talking or Bothering Anyone in Western Art History”

ESFJ: “Men Starting Unnecessary Conversations in Western Art History”

ISTJ: “Paintings of the Nine Muses Dejectedly Performing Their Duties”

ESTJ: “Men in Western Art Who are So Nude It Has Made Them Furious”

ISFP: “Unhappy Little Girls with Birds in Western Art History”

ESFP: “Women Murdering Men Gleefully in Western Art History”

ISTP: “Women Feigning Interest during Polite Conversation in Western Art”

ESTP: “King Solomon Getting Peer Pressured by his Babely Wives”

INFJ: “Women Praying Furiously in Western Art”

ENFJ: “People Ignoring Personal Boundaries in Western Art History” 

INFP: “Women Dancing Miserably in Western Art”

ENFP: “Women Resisting Heterosexuality in Western Art History”

INTP: “Women Having a Terrible Time at Parties in Western Art”

ENTJ: “Men Wearing a Military Helmet and Nothing Else in Western Art History”

INTJ: “Women Who Want To Be Alone in Western Art History”

ENTP: “Men in Western Art Who Are So Beautiful It Has Made Them Sleepy”

[tickiry]

The ENTP Manual

You have found The ENTP Manual. CONGRATS !!! This will help you better understand your ENTPs and how they function.

The ENTP Manual will be uploaded every week. So, make sure you follow.

If you still did not get yourself an ENTP and you really want one, here is a startup for The ENTP Manual.

HOW TO CATCH AN ENTP:

Normally you do not catch an ENTP. They will be the one to catch you. ENTPs will have you fall for their charms and playfulness so that you would want to befriend them yourself.

However, you should keep in mind that there are things that tend to repel ENTPs. A couple of the following are mentioned below:

Close-minded people: Most ENTPs tend to be open about a lot of things because of their nature to question everything and anything at anytime and anyplace. Whether it has to do with the clothes they are wearing or the universe the ENTP will surly start questioning it and will even open a debate about it. To put it bluntly. ENTPs may not think close-minded people are worth their time because they wont be able to have good discussions and debates with them.

Extremely strict individuals: ENTPs tend to avoid strict individuals. Joking around and kidding around with people is part of an ENTP’s nature.

A group stuck In routine: Routine is like ENTP HELL. Put them in such a group for too long and you will end up with a depressed ENTP. ENTPs love adventure and discovery. Too much routine can be bad for them.  

NOTE: That does not mean that ENTPs will not hang around those types of individuals. They will. However, they may not feel as comfortable and as free as they normally are and will feel restricted to many things. This may result into your ENTP building barriers that may not permit those individuals to form very close friendships with the ENTP.

[mbtified-blog]

I don’t know about the rest of you, mbti bloggers, but I’m sick of having to scroll down through countless of personal posts on the mbti tags in order to finally find a good post. Fandoms were smart enough to create tags to track specific content for them to reblog without spending hours going down a tag, so why not implement this idea to the MBTI community? Not only will this make our blogging more effective but it will also help anyone who doesn’t have an MBTI blog but wants to access educative posts (or for those who prefer it, memes) about their type more easily. Here are the tags I’ve come up with:

mbtitag: any post of any kind (either informative or ‘types as’ ‘mtl likely’ etc) related to the mbti community

for specific types, add ‘tag’ after the type. ex: istptag

for specific functions, add ‘tag’ after the function. ex: nitag

16tag: for posts aimed at all types

mbtitheory: if post has educational purposes

mbtimisc: if post is ‘types as’ + ‘mtl likely’ + meme + any post with entertainment purposes

I hope enough people make use of this system for it to work! Please, if you do, only use these tags if suitable. If your post is personal or not aimed at the MBTI community (aka created to be either informative or reblogged) DO NOT use the tags. This is meant to make people’s blogging as fast and effective as possible. 

[worldofanentp]

Please reblog to spread this! 

[entphilosophy-blog]

Um, why should we add tag after the type? Why not just tag with "istp"?

[yo-why-am-i-here]

mbti as untranslatable words

ISTP - desenrascanço (portuguese): the ability to quickly improvise a situation ESTP - lekker (dutch): an adj. meaning everything from ‘tasty’ to ‘sexy’ to ‘feeling good’ - comfortable, relaxed, healthy, happy ISFP - njuta (swedish): much more than joy, to have a deep appreciation of something, t have a profound experience of appreciation and gratitude ESFP - utepils (norwegian): to sit outside on a sunny day and enjoy a beer. ISTJ - verschlimmbessern (german) to make something worse when trying to improve it. ESTJ - kyoikumama (japanese): a mother who relentlessly pushes her children toward academic achievement. ISFJ - waldeinsamkeit (german): the feeling of solitude, being alone in the woods, and a connectedness to nature. ESFJ - duende (spanish): the mysterious power that a work of art has to deeply move a person INFP - luftmensch (yiddish): refers to someone who is a bit of a dreamer, and literally means “air person” ENFP - pretoogjies (dutch): The eyes of a chuckling person who is up to benign mischief INFJ - mamihlapinatapei (yagen): a wordless yet meaningful look between two people who desire to initiate something but are both reluctent to start ENFJ - mokita (kivila): the powerful unspoken truth that everyone knows, but no one wishes to talk about openly for fear of disrupting social harmony INTP - litost (czech): the humiliated despair we feel when someone accidentally reminds us, through their accomplishment, of everything that has gone wrong in our lives. ENTP - trepverter (yiddish): a witty comeback you think of only when it’s too late to use. INTJ - ataraxia (ancient greek): the lack of agitation that comes from understanding the ways of the universe, accepting fate, knowing what one can control and, therefore focusing only on the things one can actually change. ENTJ - schadenfreude (german): the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another fail or suffer misfortune.

[highonmbti]

Why don't functions work well together if they're both extraverted/introverted?

Two extroverted and two introverted functions can work well together to preform specific tasks, but too much emphasis on your dominant and tertiary function and neglect of your auxiliary function for a long period of time creates an unhealthy imbalance in your personality, often referred to as a “loop”. 

Healthy Function Dynamics vs. Loops

This first diagram displays the average amount of mental energy 1) devoted to each function and 2) oriented in each direction for both extroverts and introverts with a healthily functioning personality. 

As you can see, the directional emphasis of your functions (introverted vs. extroverted) is relatively balanced, though extroverts display at least a slight preference toward the outward orientation, while introverts have at least a slight preference for looking inward. 

The auxiliary function’s opposite orientation from the dominant and tertiary function is key - it counteracts the dominant and tertiary function’s directional emphasis by ensuring that the individual “check back in” either with the internal or external world. 

However, what happens when the auxiliary function is damaged, ignored, or unfit to deal with ongoing challenges in that person’s life? 

The tertiary function takes over. This is troublesome for multiple reasons:

1. The overall personality now HEAVILY skews extrovert or introvert

This means too much objectivity/action and not enough reflection for extroverts, and too much reflection and not enough objectivity/action for introverts.

2. The tertiary function is inexperienced at being the lead perceiver/decision-maker

This function played a supporting, complimentary role for so long that it’s had very little experience developing its skills, so now that it’s in charge it actually doesn’t really know what the f it’s doing.

3. The tertiary function will never get to truly lead because it can’t rid itself completely of the influence of the auxiliary function 

The auxiliary function is still there, it’s just… temporarily crippled, yet still whispering advice in the tertiary function’s ear. This means the tertiary function will never actually get free reign to lead the perception or decision-making process, because it’s dragged down and ultimately exhausted by the aux function’s ball and chain. 

This tertiary function takeover is referred to as a loop and is considered an unhealthy psychological state. 

Here’s an idea of what a loop would look like for the different types: 

ExFP (Fi-Te): OMG, I’m SO DONE with these feelings. Introspection has gotten me nowhere and only caused more pain. Morality is subjective, I’m over it, I don’t care about doing “the right thing” anymore, I’m just going to be objective and get shit done without caring about who gets hurt along the way. 

IxTJ (Te-Fi): Oh no, I feel like I’ve been a little bit… harsh. Now that I’m going through this thing, I’m realizing that there’s no way to be truly objective..  ok I’m just going to withdraw and ponder the meaning of this for a bit. But I hate that this pain is effecting my performance. Poke me and I’ll MURDER you.

IxFJ (Fe-Ti): I’m so done being hurt, unappreciated and rejected. Maybe I’m just not that valuable to others… but what I CAN do is withdraw and analyze the shit out of this. Maybe then it’ll make more sense. But for now heres a complex fantasy novel I could lose myself in instead.

ExTP (Ti-Fe): Why don’t people like me?? I just want to be part of the group, to be accepted, to have fun. Screw what makes sense to me personally, maybe I should just act like everyone else. I’ll be all up in everyone’s face with my sweet sweet kindness. Or maybe I could just manipulate them to get what I want… 

INxP (Ne-Si): Eh, you know what? I’ve realized that novelty and new experiences are overrated. I’m just going to stick to what I already know, and analyze or introspect the shit out of it. It is super hot in here? I think I’m coming down with something… 

ESxJ (Si-Ne): Screw traditions, societal conventions, social norms - throw it all out the window!! It’s time for the new me!! All those things I used to want seem so meaningless. I’m already organizing my whole worldwide journey exploration, beginning with living spending 2 months living in a Tibetan monastery pondering the meaning of life. 

ENxJ (Ni-Se): Purpose is overrated. Who knows what I want to do with my future? All this emphasis on meaning and planning has just been getting in the way of experiencing life to the fullest. Plans are overrated - I can still achieve my goals by just adapting to whatever life brings. Now pass the vodka and let’s party!! 

ISxP (Se-Ni): The outside world was great and all, but like… what does it all mean? I can’t escape the feeling something terrible is going to happen… I must withdraw figure out what makes sense, what feels right, what’s true. Yup, meaning is an elusive son of a bitch, I’ve made no progress on this quest. Ah, I’m getting all existential… and oh great here comes the anxiety.

[e-n-t-p]

Types of ENTPs

Mature & Healthy; Very Cool- This ENTP has been through most of the phases below, and now has a good idea of how they work and which situations call for which actions. They have a good sense of humor, and use their Fe to genuinely try to help. They use their Ti in a healthy way, and don’t try to override their feelings with it. Their Ne is exercised often, but they’re capable of focusing on one thing and finishing important projects.

Thinks They’re Mature & Healthy- In reality, they’re working through a hefty case of narcissism. Maybe they worked through a few of the other phases, so that puts ‘em on top. Give them a few months and watch them laugh at this stage as if they were never in it.

The Self-Proclaimed Sociopath- Maybe they’re dangerous, but probably not. When feelings come into play, they’ll look uncomfortable, as they constantly rationalize any hint of emotion they (probably do) feel. This ENTP will use their Fe to analyze and manipulate, rarely to empathize. They use their Ne to collect (usually dangerous) experiences.

The Complete Mess- They don’t care about social norms, and you can tell. Their hair is a mess, their clothes never match, and they put in way to much effort into looking like they don’t put in effort. I hope you’re not a clean freak, and you’d better have a high tolerance for unhealthy enneagram 4s.

The Mad Scientist- This sub-type can be revolutionary, but they can also be very annoying. They probably refuse to do anything that has been done before, and will jump on every single opportunity to make something new. Great for nights out, not so great for trying to get work done.

The Lawyer- Everything must be proven in absolute, and what better way to do this than challenge every. single. thing. anyone. ever. says. Probably grammar-nazis, probably don’t have anything better to do.

They’ve Pretended To Be An ESTP For Too Long- It’s pretty well known that ENTPs often camouflage as other types. It’s also known that most ESTP stereotypes are unhealthy, albeit exciting. This ENTP was probably in a loop for too long, and began to feel insecure about their type, who they are, and who they want to be. Instead of learning to accept/ fixing their problems, they bury them in the thrill-seeking persona they’ve developed.

The Joker- Incapable of taking anything seriously, The Joker probably buries their fear of being boring in constant attempts at humor and short-lived relationships. Aggressively casual, they’re probably some variety of type 8 that wanted to be more like the stereotypical 7w6 ENTP.

The “Ambivert”- They’re either an insecure INTP (the stereotypes have no chill) or dealing with depression/ social anxiety. You should probably trust them when they say they’re ENTP, as most Ambiverts have spent wayyy too long thinking about their type. MBTI is probably their coping mechanism, and you’ll see their true colors when/ if they recover.

[angryscienceshitposters]

PETITION FOR THE SCIENTIST WHO DISCOVERS THE NEXT ELEMENT ON THE PERIODIC TABLE TO MAKE ITS SYMBOL “FI” SO WE HAVE AN ELEMENT FOR EACH COGNITIVE FUNCTION

[entphilosophy-blog]

Yes, please.

[homeofmbti]

My Experience with the types at LaserQuest

Recently a friend of mine had a party and we went to LaserQuest and I thought I would record my findings regarding how the types reacted to such a challenge. Here we go. (Some types not included because I’m currently in an unimaginative state and only have so many friends)

ENTJ and INTP: Ally themselves but as soon as they get into the maze just start conducting experiments with the lasers, trying to see how badly they can possibly do. Rig the system!

ISTP: Kicks. Ass. Is literally the best. Breaks away fro the pack early on and nobody sees them the whole game but somehow they win and they’re very nonchalant about it.

ENFP: Has more fun coming up with their code name than the actual game (”Should I be TurtleHat or Zeus or 007?!”)

ESFJ: Plays one round halfheartedly, then opts out for the second round and claims they’re just going to “watch the coats” (ends up on their phone)

ISTJ: Gets mad at ESFJ for opting out of the second round (”You’re doing it, I already paid!”)

ENFJ: Makes an alliance with literally everyone and then very dramatically turn on them all halfway through the game.

ENTP: Makes an alliance with literally everyone and *secretly* turns on them all by covertly shooting all their allies in the back when they aren’t looking.

ISFP: Sticks close to a Te dominant and constantly points out how everyone has purple skin and green hair underneath the blacklight. Actually does pretty well, all things considered. 

INFP: Is everyone’s target. Gets shot so many times that eventually they just give up and walk around the maze idly pretending they’re in a medieval castle while everyone continually shoots at them.

ISFJ: Huddles in a corner with their ISTJ ally, screams every time someone appears while firing their laser gun randomly.

[extraverted-feeling]

Yes

[entphilosophy-blog]

Doubleplus yes.

[mbtipartyblog]

Hi I'm an infp that DEFINITELY has a toxic Fi issue. Like damn that post by intj-bookworm on toxic Fi was possibly one of the most accurate but painful things I've ever read. But I was wondering, in your experience, did you have issues with having a toxic Ne while you were in high school? And if so, did you have to actively correct yourself, or did everything just work out as you matured?

Er, idk i’m still in high school and honestly i’m probably not in the most qualified to answer this question (idk i’m getting tested for some stuff cuz apparently i’m not exactly functioning in the same way the average teen does), so I’m not sure if i could offer the best advice as to when it comes to coping. Tbh, Ne comes pretty naturally to me, and whenever I find myself worrying about a scenario, I’m usually able to divert my stream of thought to a different scenario….it’s the follow through that comes with actually /doing/ things that i have trouble with

ANYWAY (srry i talk a lot about me) 

I know that a way to deal with picturing things going wrong is to imagine the worst possible scenario, imagine the best possible scenario, and then imagine the sort of in between. It’s more likely to be the in-between.

(I’m not sure how well that works, though) Does anyone else have any advice for this anon??? 

[entphilosophy-blog]

As an Nedom, yes, it totally created toxicity, ESPECIALLY in high school. Honestly, I think all of the types experience their own various forms of toxicity. Personally, it just ended with time. ENTPs tend to be very concerned with genuine self improvement and thus naturally grow out of this. It seems to me that some types are more prone to staying in a toxic mindset for longer periods of time, but I think that the majority of people do free themselves from it.

INFPs are tough, in my experience. You will fall down, but you will get back up. Just don't give in, no matter what.

[your-awful-personality]

the mbti types self destruct (the intuitives)

infj: fester into mediocrity. spend their youth believing that they are special, and that the universe will bring them opportunities for the utmost success. they live in complex tunnels of daydreams and fantasies about what the world will bring them in the future while physically settling for mediocrity and dull comforts. until, in their early 40s, they realize they are not young anymore and it is too late to start over. they are a bad parent and they never became what they thought they were becoming. they sink into a haze of xanax abuse, erasing most of their personality and functionality. their friends and family mourn them like they are dead for years before they actually die.

enfj: makes decisions based on image- becomes the class president of their high school, and then, their college. however, they don’t always take the most moral path to their success- they see no problem with schmoozing and advantage-taking, as long as it makes them looks good and gets them into better leadership positions. it works- for a while, for a long time even. later in their career, scandals and rumors from the past bubble to the surface. they are all true.  lawsuits arise. the enfj realizes that people do not see them as a god-like leader but a serpent. and it’s too late, now, to go back and fix the damage they did when they were only concerned with amassing power. the more and more their reputation suffers, the more and more friends they lose- and they realize that many of their friends were never real, only aquaintances seeking some sort of material gain from their relationship. like their cousin the infj, the enfj slips into abuse of downers for he last years of their life.

infp: they go out poetically, goddamn them. infps were made for it. a brief period of productivity in their mid to late twenties followed by a battle with substances (heroin likely) and crippling mental instability. everyone can see their beauty but them. suicide or overdose or something ambiguously in the middle of the two. they’d probably all like to be romantically immortalized in an elliot smith kurt cobain sort of way. but probably 95% of them are just forgotten by everyone except their friends, left wondering if they could have done more.

enfp: what do you do when the world outside of you can never be as wondrous as the world inside of you? the enfp is made of churning, surging ideas and creativity. in high school and college, they are a firecracker. but what are they supposed to do when they can’t find a place for themselves in our constraining, money driven society? 9-5 work tortures them. they no longer have the energy to create or inspire after a day spent laboring. they feel smothered and trapped. they come home after work, take bong rips and watch cartoons, and sink further and further into a creeping depressive state, and eventually stop going to work entirely. enfps kill themselves a lot, i think, though not as often as infps. our world is mean to them. unless they find a place to express themselves, sometimes they can’t stand to exist in it.

intp: a degree of depression darker and more thoroughly debilitating than perhaps any other type can experience. it starts in late high school or early college, after spending much of their adolescence being praised on their brilliance, and it comes in horrible leathery waves. they dedicate themselves obsessively to whatever it is that they do, whatever it is that fascinates them. but as they get older they feel more exhausted and distant from their work. their brain clouds and it becomes harder to think. and because intps value clarity of thought and wit so much, this fogginess wrecks them. there’s no drugs- mainly just darkness. weeks spent in bed. hundreds of unread emails. concerned friends and colleagues coming by to say “you know we all care about you,” that just get told to go away by the lump of blankets on the bed. suicide is possible. so is a descent into depressed misanthropy and wasted potential. and in the end, what’s the difference?

entp: entps will fucking lose it. they are brilliant. the world, to the young entp looks to be brimming with possibility. everywhere they look, a new idea, a new potential, blossoms in a brilliant fractal pattern. entps do too many psychedelics in college. they can fall, so easily, to conspiracy theories and paranoid thinking. they can decide that unreality is preferable to reality. they start off genius, and degrade into weirdo. their friends, at first, think they are cool and crazy. they get a ot of amusement from watching the entp down a water bottle with six tabs of acid in it and spend the night making hooting noises at the refrigerator, which they think is friedrich nietzsche. but later, when they talk to the entp, who has dropped  out of college to work a blue color job, get high, and post on conspiracy forums, they find their speech disjointed, their eyes focused on something that isn’t quite there. they could have been a brilliant academic. instead, they drifted off somewhere within the wonderland of their own brain, and never came back.

intj: intjs have a productive first twenty or so years. they excel in their field. they find someone they love. but heartbreak and disillusionment fells the intj- when they get fired for sticking to their guns, when they realize their cause is not what they thought it would be. when they get dumped for being too distant. the fucked-over intj comes to the conclusion that the world is a horrible place, so they might as well become a horrible person. the intj becomes the alcoholic curmudgeon to end all alcoholic curmudgeons. they express their deep, Fi fueled suffering with vitriol that can border on cruelty. they crave, still, affection but feel jaded and drive away those they love with sharp words between shots of dark liquor. dysfunctional intjs love dark liquor. when they die, in their own home of a heart attack or some cancer they were too scared and dignified to get treated, they die very alone. it’s weeks before someone finds the body.

entj: things go well for the entj up until their first major failure. they claw their way to the top, with hard work and impeccable morals, until they get to the very top of whatever field it is that they love. however, it is now that people begin to want to knock the entj down, because they have certainly made enemies along the way. unlike the equally ambitious enfj, the entj is not always smoothly diplomatic in their ascent to power, but they stand for what they believe in, and this alienates certain groups. when their rivals begin to smear them, the entj is confused- they are so good at what they do, they believe so strongly in their cause, why would people be so petty? they are disgraced and embarrassed- they find they are part of an outdated system, being replaced by new, shiny, enfj models. they quit. they do something they don’t love, and they grow to loath the world, making a sense of betrayal and martyrdom their best friend.

[theoryofpuddles]

ENTP struggle:

excessively talking about yourself to get other people’s perspectives about how your mind works, hoping they can explain, cuz you don’t understand it yourself and ending up sounding narcissistic.

[chalupacabras]

MBTI Movie Cliches I

ESTP: Guy who gets thrown out of the bar by the burly bartender then stands up smirking and wiping off his bloody lip before yelling for him to come out and say that to his face!

ISTP: Hot babe who knows a lot about cars and always wears a greased up tank top and tight jeans but doesn’t smile a lot. Could kick my ass and I would thank her for the opportunity

ENFJ: Student Council prezzie with a color coordinated day planner and a different cardigan for each day of the week, who is in all the clubs and probably also the head of the drama club

INFJ: shy cute lip biter who plays the guitar and sings pretty, the One Who Reads, the “this is my story” YA novel lukewarm banana milkshake

ISFJ: “H-hello? Is anybody there?” Hufflepuff incarnate.

ISFP: The one who tames a wild horse and then rides it and wins a gold medal and gains the appreciation of her father. There’s a scene where she presses her forehead to the horse’s forehead

ESFP: The one who fights with his parents in his trailer park and then storms out in the middle of the night, screen door banging and hoisting his rucksack higher up his shoulder

ESFJ: Literally anyone named Britney or Jessica

ISTJ: sweater vest

ENTP: drunk genius is laying on the couch in his musty, messy apartment with books everywhere and then groans when his bff harshly draws back the curtains and sunlight sears his pasty flesh for the first time in months

INTP: “That is highly illogical, Captain.”

INTJ: Darkpast McGillicuddy isn’t good at making friends

ENTJ: “It’s handled.” And there’s an explosion in the background

INFP: teen romance girl reaches up to tuck strand of hair behind ear but then teen boy heartthrob takes her hand in his and she smiles slightly and looks shyly up at him from behind her glasses

ENFP: dream girl walks in front of a stainless steel fridge in a jersey and panties…. She’s everything, the whole package: smart, hot, funny. But she’s getting married next week and probably also getting on a plane at some point so you better stop her from getting on it

ESTJ: Susan from spin class says Bridge Night is every Tuesday and Thursday

[iistp-deactivated20161214]

lol, the funny thing is that i do love horses :)

[entphilosophy-blog]

I made a resolution not to get drink, so nyeh nyeh. Very truth.