happy

ande | they/them | 23 ‘partners in everything’ big fan of the pod

[phappilyeverafter]

tabinof the phible in hand, ready for what ever the phod above has in store.

im ready to be hard tomorrow.

[shediponmypiptillihowell]

in the phasement. straight up "launching it". and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. My hard.

[phappilyeverafter]

What My GF and I Text Each Other (WMGFAITEO)

[phappilyeverafter]

are we getting a boyfriends do each others makeup video? i need to end it all rn

[phappilyeverafter]

i have no one to talk to about this

[inactive-chompingonnuggets]

Ok this was too good not to draw

[gerardwaysbob]

no words

[phappilyeverafter]

i think i blacked out after watching that banana bread video. i don’t remember anything that happened in that video or anything that happened last night at all.

[phappilyeverafter]

this is why i dont need ai, dan and phil will do some shit like this and i’ll feel like im in some dystopian universe. he does not look real.

[phappilyeverafter]

im becoming too predictable …

[phappilyeverafter]

hard launch podcast spoiler out of context (10/27/2025)

[phappilyeverafter]

the spookiest part of spooky week is the phupload schedule…. not even god can save us

[sexynugget]

dnp: we're not gonna talk about our sex life

phannies: okay

dnp: no details no positions no nothing

phannie: i do prefer that actually

dnp: so pls pls PLEASE remember...

phannie: absolutely

dnp:...that we do fuck each other though

phannie: wait what

dnp: i need you to think about it every 5 minutes, that we fuck collaboratively

phannie: ummmm

dnp: we have VAGUE UNSPECIFIED BUT STILL VERY GAY SEX

phannie: i thought we were agreeing to pretend yall are practically celibate for the sake of privacy-

dnp: SEX SEX SE X SE X SEXNSEX SEX SEX

[ahappydnp]

happy 16 years to dan successfully pulling off the start to his long con by serving cunt the second they became dailybooth mutuals and HAPPY OFFICIAL START TO PHANNIE SEASON!!!!!!!

[simplydnp]

you cant. zoom into your hands being close together. that is our job and you're taking away innocent phannies' employment

[phappilyeverafter]

AI phan is taking our jobs away.

[cactusfrog444]

love how dan and phil stated they weren’t going to be couple vloggers.

yet, here they go, uploading a whole ass vlog celebrating their 16 year anniversary by spending the day together, drinking champagne, going to a fancy restaurant, among loads of other activities.

and you know what, i love that for them.

[phappilyeverafter]

im so glad Dan and Phil set the boundaries of not becoming a couples channel that only posts about their relationship, it’s so nice to see silly content of to best buds! Doesn’t feel like anything has changed at all.

okay but for real i hope they always continue to feel comfortable posting whatever the fuck they want it’s been so beautiful to see them so happy