i don't want to be here

sophie/22/f

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

nothing that says a boy can't be bioluminescent

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that

[blasster]

Do you want us to say Wiln’t

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

no mr bond i expect you to die

[wildzero]

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[cannibalchicken]

[spirallingstarcases]

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The plague doctor covering me in leeches

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[mtfoss]

You have to treat me niceys or I'll deploy the mechanism

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

[bagofbonesmp3]

his ass is sleeping in the men listening to mitski pose

[bagofbonesmp3]

[roxannecullen]

Edward in biology class, sitting next to Bella for the first time

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HIM😭💀

[grawly]

[iamoutofideas]

that’s what you see after you die

[grawly]

i am looking at it righ tnow....

[iamoutofideas]

got some bad news for you man :/

[grawly]

what is it

[publicsnoodity]

i love to vote and then not reblog. democracy ends with me.

[tchaikovskaya]

had to be there i guess