ur mom gay

shut up

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[plantski]

not to be gay but :) i am

[babyanimalgifs]

Reblog to make someone’s day!

[bisexualgambit]

1am: that pasta feeling

3am: Big Thorst™

4am: the sads

5am: God sold me weed behind an Aspen Dental

[living-in-bed]

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

[nahiri-deleted-deactivated20191]

everyone in the world was an absolute dumbass until 1781 when kant invented thinking

[der-hornmeister]

Too bad he couldn’t invent something to cover up that massive forehead of his

[nahiri-deleted-deactivated20191]

you just annihilated the entirety of western philosophy with that sentence

[thenatsdorf]

The smile on the man’s face says it all. (via bodegacats)

[cipheramnesia]

I love them both.

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[nightinngales]

my condolences to anyone who slept with kyle

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Men are fucking pathetic.

[khobis-deactivated20170812]

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

[animatedtext]

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s 2:00 A.M. Suddenly, you’re waken up to see that an emergency broadcast has been aired. The message simply states “RUN”.

[writing-prompt-s]

[webshoot3r]

…..the second post just made this the best post ever

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now