Mortigi Tempo

Hey I'm Becka! i'm 22 and hail from the wonderful city of Glasgow Scotland. I study computer programming and psychology at uni and in my spare time make plugs (or gauges <3) and jewellery. This is a place for cats, gaming and fun so hope you like it!

[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

[lolfactory]

[dynastylnoire]

How my cat feels about snow

the littlest nope ever

[bubonickitten]

Dragon Age II + text posts – Meredith & Orsino

Kirkwall’s very own prominent screaming infant children. (Hawke doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this.)

More DA text post memes:

Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4

Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3

Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4

Fenris: 1, 2

Isabela: 1, 2

Merrill: 1, 2, 3

Varric: 1

Meredith & Orsino: 1

Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4

Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[magic-bowtie-dreams-221b-deacti]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[realgrumpycat]

[sizvideos]

100 Years of Beauty  - Korea

Video

[coelasquid]

this is super interesting

[gawfzilla]

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

[stripesandco-deactivated2021122]

presented without comment

[fujoshijpeg]

lee pace is he blue and black or is he white and gold 

[reyreyskywalker-deactivated2016]

This is the only good to come out of this whole dress meme

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile in England……..

"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

[speculativexenolinguist-deactiv]

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

[mwolf0epsilon]

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

[audreyii-fic]

And people say the internet is a waste of time.

[unexplained-events]

Cat

Cougar breaks into man’s house and….destroys his blinds.

[pangeachasmata-deactivated20141]

all cats is the same

[heylookitsaflyingpenguin]

Nathan Fillion laughing is my favorite thing.

[katemiddletons-deactivated20181]

The Duchess of Cambridge’s reaction to a New Yorker strongly telling her to “keep wrapping” donated gifts for underpriviledged children | Dec. 8, 2014

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thefrogman]

Jonesy’s first snow by Elizabeth Bouras [flickr]

[becausebirds]

Bird lands on a page about itself.

[motorizedmycologist]

"das me"

[grief-seed]

[qi]

every cat owner ever

[skygenders]

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