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A kind of Princess Leia fanart :)
i had my friend who hasnt watched black clover give them crimes
all he knows is from what i have said about them at some point and the vibes from a random wiki picture of them
Asta
got caught on some rich guy’s lawn and got taken to court over it
Noelle
assault and battery
Grey
accidental extortion
Secre
sending someone to the shadow realm for slightly annoying her
Finral
illegally owning an exotic pet
Magna
arson to look cool
Gauche
inciting terror
Gordon
accidentally stole a rubber duck from a store and immediately returned it
Vanessa
public indecency
Nacht
Defamation
Charmy
drugs
Yami
stealing gummy bears, not as a kid but like last week
Zora
being batman
Henry
watching someone fight and not calling the police
Nozel
selling people’s souls from his basement
Nebra
fist fighting a lion
Solid
cosplaying a famous sex worker in a crowded area
Mereoleona
starting a war for fun
Fuegoleon
got the ability to walk through walls and accidentally walked into a bank vault
Leopold
armed robbery
Langris
assaulting someone for touching him
Luck
all of the above on purpose
soooooo im super impressed and mildly concerned cause all he knows was from my mouth….
Jedi Maul au where instead of becoming a Knight, to the surprise of everyone, he becomes a Seeker for Force-sensitive children.
And he's really, really good at it.
The Temple has enough room, of course, but after Maul joins the ranks of the Acquisition Division, the Créche does become a bit crowded. And there's an increasing need for volunteers to look after all of the younglings. Even Yoda says that never in his 800 years of being a Jedi (I don't actually know how his species' age works, so that might be inaccurate) has he seen so many crèchelings.
My personal belief is that it's because he almost wasn't found in time to become a Jedi. If Master Plo hadn't found him when he did... well, he'd be on a very different path. So he wastes no expense traveling the entire galaxy for those who are Force-sensitive.
The Phantom Menace still happens, but Qui-Gon survives, because... you know. Anakin is put in Aayla Secura's Clan at the Temple, and he gets a few years to make friends as a youngling before Qui-Gon persuades *cough, cough* begs *cough, cough* Obi-Wan to take him. (He thinks it'll be good for both of them! He's sort of right. With the exception of Obi-Wan being a lot more stressed, because, no, Anakin, that bug could be poisonous, please don't put it in your mouth. Maul, as Kenobi's younger crèchemate, thinks this is hilarious.)
I'll post more about this at some point, so stay tuned!
Im screaming in joy! AAAAAAH!
Put a shirt on!
My mom and I always reminisce about that time Anakin pushed a random guy that wasn't even on his way bc we thought it was funny the first time and now it is forever engraved in our memories.
Clone Wars AU where instead of chips, the clones are actually raised to be undercover as loyal soldiers knowing they'd betray the jedi ("traitors") on the order, and are all ready to complete their mission—
But uh. The jedi are really nice?? And kinda dumb??? And they reaaaally don't know how they survived this long when they are just so dumb and trusting and oh no they're attached.
There are many unfortunate realizations. The clones form a support group to rant about their stupid jetii because "—guys you don't understand he loses his lightsaber every two seconds and then smiles at me when I give it back and has decided since I have it so much I should know how to use it and this week he ordered chocolate for everyone what do I do—"
Bly be sitting in the corner, rocking because "Oh no she's hot"
Wolffe is sitting there holding in manly tears because Plo is a buir but he's a traitor but Plo is such a buir can he be my buir
Rex is like "listen I know Skywalker is supposed to be the one non-traitor of the bunch but like. He's crazy???? And the Commander is also crazy???? How am I supposed to keep up with them???? How much worse would they be without Kenobi????????? And I think Skywalker might actually murder us all if anyone touches the commander or Kenobi???????????"
And meanwhile Fox is all "I keep pulling this one weird jedi out of the dumpster and I can't get rid of him. How do I get rid of him, he's growing on me like mold and I hate it."
Meanwhile I cant decide if the Jedi know that somethings up with the clones and are keeping them close or if they just are genuinely like "man those guys are so great ❤️❤️❤️ I'd trust my life with them ❤️❤️❤️ if they don't tell me smth they def have a good reason ❤️❤️❤️"
Clone Wars AU where Anakin and Ahsoka think Obi-Wan and Satine have a secret relationship going on, and they’d never bring it up with him, but they’re the biggest fangirls ever. The first time Ahsoka meets Korkie she nearly has a heart attack, and then immediately calls Anakin like “Skyguy you’re not going to believe who I just met.” He’s a little hurt that Obi-Wan never told him he has a child, but he lets it go because, to be fair, he never told him he was married. (Obi-Wan has no idea Korkie exists, and although he and Satine are still very much in love with each other, they are not having an affair.) At some point, Obi-Wan decides to try and bring up Anakin’s relationship with Padmè (because there’s no way he didn’t know) and Anakin responds with “Oh you want to talk about secret relationship? Well I know about you and Satine,” and Obi-Wan is like “My relationship with Satine is (currently) strictly professional,” to which Anakin, thinking he’s about to play his trump card, says “Don’t try and deny it. I’ve met your son.” At first it doesn’t even register with Obi-Wan. He just says, “Anakin, I’m not denying anything— I’m sorry, did you just say you’ve met my son?!” And Anakin, still thinking he’s won, says “Yeah I did. He looks exactly like you by the way. I have no idea how you were planning on hiding him.” Obi-Wan, who is crashing out, grills Anakin for every detail, while Anakin slowly starts to realize that he might have miscalculated slightly. He then fucks off to Mandalore, for what is likely to be a very awkward conversation with Satine (who can’t believe that Anakin figured it out), and Anakin goes to find Ahsoka to tell her, “Snips? We might’ve fucked up.”
Almost Caught
I just started writing and this happened. I do have some ideas on how to continue it which includes smut ;)
Happy reading!
“Lord Maul, may I ask you something?”
Holding back a groan, Maul looked up from his datapad at the young man before him, the one he chose to be seen as the head of Crimson Dawn. Dryden was doing well like he hoped, but he enjoyed partying and spending time with women too much.
At least he gets the job done, the Maul won’t interfere.
“Make it quick Vos.”
“Yes My Lord,” Dryden straightened, hands behind his back. “Are you and Lady Tano…together?”
That was a strange question, especially from Dryden. “We are partners, yes.”
“Yes, yes, of course.” Dryden shifted on his feet, his eyes shifting and blinking too much to be comfortable. “What I mean is, are you two…involved?”
Maul heard a meaning behind his question, something Dryden obviously didn’t want to say out loud. Too bad. “Meaning?”
“….Sexually.”
It took every ounce of him not to freeze, because if he did, then Dryden would know.
Shit. They have been careful to keep it a secret, only indulging themselves in hideouts and back on Dathomir, they never engaged on the First Flight, or anywhere else where they could get caught by someone they know. It would cause a lot of complications than Maul would like if they were found out.
“Of course not,” He shook head, and made sure to snarl more then menacing to make it believable. “How did you come to think of such a thing?”
“Forgive my My Lord, it is just that you two spend an awful amount of time together, and you act different around her,”
Different how? He almost asked, but he didn’t want to bother with the question, nor the answer. “I am not going to even bother asking what you mean,”
“Of course My Lord,” Dryden bowed his head, but his posture told Maul that he wasn’t done yet. “One more question,”
Maul signed, he never liked conversations unless they needed to happen, and this one was dragging on for more for his liking. “It will be your last.”
Dryden shifted on his feet once again, Maul would give him more training to not show his emotions so easily once again, the scar that bore his eye was at the cost of the first lessons, and Maul wondered what should happen to Dryden next.
“May I - if it is alright and you have no denials to it…May I advance on Lady Tano?”
The Zabrak’s eyes snapped open and bore into Dryden. “What, exactly, do you mean by advance?”
“To pursue her My Lord…sexually…”
Anger and fury burned inside him and it took all of Maul not to fall back into his old habit of fuelling his anger. He is not with Sidious anymore, yet a part of him feels like he can never escape his old Master, sometimes he could still hear him, those words from years ago when Maul was still his apprentice.
Breathe. Ahsoka’s voice came to him like moth to a flame. Let go, do not it consume you again.
“It is a very fortunate thing that Lady Tano is not here, as you would have been dead the second those words left your mouth,” Maul hissed and stood, slightly knocking his chair as he did so. “Take this warning Vos - under no circumstances will you ever touch or think about her that way, you will not advance on her even if you believe that you - by some very fortunate stance - have the chance to do so.” The clang of his metal feet against the floor bounced around the room, the further he was to Dryden the more sweat dripped down his subordinates face.
He was scared. Good.
“You may live today, but if such a thing or similar should happen, then I will kill you where you stand, no matter where you are,”
Dryden gulped. “Understood My Lord,”
“Good. Now leave,”
Dryden hurried out the room as fast as he could, the soft hiss of the doors shutting behind him was when Maul signed and leaned against his desk. He knew the problem with Dryden was now solved as the man would never disobey him, even if it was out of fear, it worked splendidly.
It shouldn’t surprise Maul that Dryden eventually came to question his relationship with Ahsoka, Maul himself had train the man to observe every detail of everyone he would come across, from the way they stood to their expressions. Dryden was good, very good, which is why Maul chose him to be the head of Crimson Dawn.
However, it looked like his plan and training backfired him.
Going back to his desk, Maul pulled out the comm link and pressed the frequency. It didn’t take long for the other end to answer.
“Calling me soon?” She asked with a slight tease, her lips pulled into a smirk that he took delight in.
“Not for that kind unfortunately,” He stood straight, shoulders squared and hands behind his back. His posture and the serious tone of his voice meant business which Ahsoka caught on quickly, and flattered her smirked.
“What’s wrong?”
He clicked his tongue and showed a little of his teeth, annoyance swelling up in him again as he now had to delay to Ahsoka of their problem.
“We were almost caught, by Dryden.”
Ahsoka: “The Son took me to keep Anakin on the planet and he infected me with the dark side where I had to fight Anakin and Obi-Wan, then The Son killed me but The Daughter gave me her Life Force, who was also dying because The Son accidently stabbed her.”
Maul: “Literally, what the fuck?”
Maul: Run away with me.
Ahsoka: Why?
Maul: Join my emo band.
Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny
this au is AMAZING 🤩
i read somewhere that the character design for Maul was over 7 feet tall
but that martial arts experts and professional stuntmen are usually on the shorter side
so that's why in the movies Ray Park is definitely smaller than Liam Neeson 🤷
here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba
What on earth possessed you to do this?
Genius. Clearly.
Ventress: Why do you have a rock?
Maul: Lady Tano gave it to me.
Ahsoka: I threw it at you.
Maul: I think she likes me.
Ahsoka: There’s a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that’d be?
Barriss, Lux, Riyo, and Maul: [all stare at Ahsoka]
Sam has really grown up since I left. He's a man now. I wish I could've been there for him.
Being a freak in the town and not caring but getting suddenly caught digging in the trash by your future wife and getting instantly embarrassed. And then resetting the day. Im sorry elliott i luv u