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hi, I'm Elle. 22. lesbian. there is very little to no organization to this blog. i am so sorry. I'm working on tagging but I usually forget with fast reblog on mobile which is what I mainly use because my computer is broken💋

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I am staying hydrated, are You staying hydrated?

[depsidase]

[thickness-protection-program]

Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go

[vnjn]

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

I’m crying this is High Art 

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[hopesterling]

one of the greatest joys in life is making a joke with your friends and getting a stranger overhearing you to laugh

[petermorwood]

Perfect. :-D

[fanonical]

did you have a harry potter extremely minor character that you were disproportionately invested in or were you normal

(shoutout to dedalus diggle and his awesome hat)

[theannoyingalien]

Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them

[indeciscion]

You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head

[teenwolf]

This deserves a fierce Z snap! 

[ohp0nd]

#If you don’t think Stiles is the most dangerous person on this show #you’re absolutely wrong #he may not be supernaturally strong #and he may not be a straightup badass like allison #or a textbook GENIUS like lydia #but he is the smartest fucker there #because he literally sees things and puts them together in ways no one else can #and that makes him dangerous #because he could tear their world apart if he had cause to #and he’d get away with it #because he’d be five moves ahead of everyone else #and no one will ever convince me otherwise

[elysiumwaits]

Okay, listen, I’m reblogging this again ten minutes after I reblogged it the first time because:

Look at that face. He’s wide-eyed here, going for young and quiet. Non-threatening.

Stiles is dangerous and he knows he’s dangerous and I love that. But he knows that his strengths are not, like mentioned above, supernatural strength or hunter badassery or Lydia’s brand of genius.

Stiles knows that his strength lies in the fact that everyone underestimates him. Human, weak, ADHD, on the bench, pale, scrawny, sarcasm. That’s his armor. That’s his defense and his offense. 

That’s the face of the boy that burned Peter for the second time. That’s the face of the man who talked his way into an FBI operation to go get Derek. That’s the face of someone who’s become a skilled thief, a bit of a grifter. That’s the face of someone who has the highest body count in the McCall pack (not including when the Nogitsune was wearing his face) all in the name of protecting someone or in self-defense.

He’s wide-eyed here, going for young and quiet. Threatening, all the same. Unnerving in that way, because you’ve underestimated him, and you’re realizing it’s a mistake. The last that you’ll ever make, if Stiles has anything to say about it.

Stiles may be human, but sometimes I think he’s the wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing of the pack.

[heartshapedbasil]

I’ve had enough, this is me now

[imahashtagloser]

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

[heartshapedbasil]

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

a surprising amount of really important activism rests on your ability to lie convincingly to people in authority

[almondcookiie]

[aziz-writes]

Um Indiana?

What the FUCK is going on?

[kdaziz]

Listen I don't have a very big reach and I am in Texas so I can't vote against this bill PLEASE signal boost this so people in Indiana can fight back against this!

The bill is stating ANYONE convicted of a protest-related charge (even if it is not related to actual lawbreaking like vandalism, looting or violence) will not only NOT get federal financial aid such as unemployment benefits but also will have to pay restitution to the law agency that arrested them on top of standard conviction/court fees

Indiana please vote, call, and write your local representatives to stop this from going through because the next step is a law agency attacking a peaceful protest for no reason other than anyone who defends themselves will have to pay them money

I cannot stress this enough help me boost this

[babayaga67]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

SIGNAL BOOST

[out-of-context-batfam]

Detective Comics (2016) #1008

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love that it’s canon the Bat-pole is only there because Bruce is just weird and extra :D

[baronessbamf]

Well he can't let that sixth months he spent learning pole dancing go to waste

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I wish I had more art/photoshop skill because I now want to alter this panel so that Catwoman is just making it rain as Bruce slides down that pole :D

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I think I would actually cry, someone please do this

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

ok yall I don’t know why you wanna see that bootlicker mulan live action remake when you got a gourmet fucking feast waiting for you out there

it’s called “reflection: a twisted tale” and it’s an alternate take to disney’s mulan

i just got through it in two hours and the basic premise is when mulan makes the avalanche and shan yu swings his sword at her,,,,, it’s shang who gets hurt due toi him jumping in front of the blade. mulan is never injured and therefore her true identity hasnt been revealed (yet) and the all of the huns are dead

mulan, as ping, feels guilty for it and takes care of him while hes bleeding out and realizes hes dying so she has to go to the underworld to save his life 

this book has everything i loved from the movie and gives me more

shang/ping and shang/mulan feels

whump (blood, injury, crying, emotional and physical hurt/comfort, rescuing each other, worried shang, protective mulan and shang)

bisexual shang PEAK BISEXUAL SHANG

mulan being very gay and trans

HELLA COOL SWORD FIGHTING SCENES AGAINST DEMONS

so much of the content is shang/ping and shang/mulan im not kidding it’s a lot of scenes of them alone and being dorks or FLIRTY

lots of canon references 

new characters!!!! more family guardians!!! more about mulan’s family!! more about shang’s childhood and his family!!! his hopes and dreams!!! more about how mulan feels as a man or a woman or both!!!!!

shang LITERALLY literally tells her DOESNT CARE if mulan is A MAN OR A WOMAN he still wants her regardless

PEAK BISEXUAL SHANG

HE BLUSHES AROUND PING AND MULAN AND GETS SHY

acknowledgment of Mutual Pining™

(ive been sobbing for over an hour dont look at me)

MUSHU IS GAY?????? LOWKEY??????????

mushu also says mulan should kiss shang better as ping when shang has a fever and insists “it works in all of the folklore”

to which mulan flushes and goes “NO!!!!”

GENERAL LI AND MULAN!!!!!!! MEETING!!!! TALKING!!!!

shang endlessly praising mulan oh my god my heart

THE REVEAL OF MULAN’S TRUE IDENTITY!!!!!! THE DRAMA OF IT ALL OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO GOOD

overall this is a brilliant and in-depth exploration of mulans canon character and how she handles guilt and sorrow and betrayal and love and her journey so far i cant believe it’s so good

PEAK

BISEXUAL

SHANG

THIS IS ENDORSED BY DISNEY ITSELF HOLY SHIT

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

since the bootlicker mulan live action movie is now out here’s your reminder

[iguanamouth]

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

[iguanamouth]

shit. shit

[tramtheram]

[rnnlmb]

I researched this because I saw this movie in cinemas when I was like 6 goddamn years old and remembering its existence just now blew my mind. James Gunn screenwrote this. The writer and director of Guardians of the Galaxy, 12 full years before his most successful film. He stated in interviews that he hated Scrappy’s guts and “their whole goal was to destroy Scrappy forever”, since the character was famously brought in to Scooby Doo in the 80s to help ratings and was almost immediately overexposed and overmarketed to the point that many fans hate him. And they totally did. He hasn’t appeared in anything Scooby Doo related since, except for these throwaway allusions as a nightmare-like traumatic event for the rest of the gang. Depending how you wanna interpret those references the canon fate of Scrappy Doo was that he went nuts and tried to kill anyone. Also, according to this movie he was never even a puppy, just “had a glandular issue”, which makes all those times he went “puppy power” really creepy in hindsight tbh I haven’t watched a SD related thing in years but I spent like a half hour looking into and reading about this. Worth.

[michigrim]

The best part is that Gunn is still proud of this and admits to writing him as the villain because scrappy is a “completely fucking awful person”

[shanigrim]

I wish to be as proud of my fanfiction as James Gunn is of his SD movie 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[sweatersarecomfyy]

So apparently I have a type…

tall, dark, and stabby

[theonewiththefanfics]

Tbh they summarized Diego’s character in 6 words which apply for the other stabby boys: “I’m ____. I have a knife.”

[forgottenpnffacts]

Could I ask your favorite gag/joke from candace against the universe?

Oh, it was definitely this part: