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Ephie // they/them // 30s // 🔞

[gentleman-detective]

unfortunately if Arthur Conan Doyle was alive today he would spread misinformation in a weekly podcast

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[afroesoteric]

Me

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[extraordinary-machine200]

[zevons]

[fishandshesmygills]

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

[gemlikeabovethebay]

Antarctic explorer Aeneas Mackintosh was born on July 1, 1879.

In honor of his birthday, here are some happy photos from the Nimrod expedition and some recollections from his old shipmate J. K. Davis:

"I found in him a strong and competent friend and assistant of about my own age.

Mackintosh was a man who remained undaunted by injury and disappointment. His determination to overcome his ill-fortune and to return to the Antarctic again was obvious and he lived to achieve there, eight years later, a southern march in some ways comparable to the one about to be undertaken by his leader.

Ask those who have been out on the Great Ice Barrier in September or March and you will find that there is only one word to describe the achievement of Mackintosh and his companions—magnificent!"

-John King Davis, High Latitude (1962)

[afloweroutofstone]

This captures everything I love about being online

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[ka-waltz]

rhyming couplet written by craigslist

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood