hehe

<3 🥰✨

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[eclogues]

[pleatedjeans]

There are no coincidences. 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[scornfluke-archive]

guy who takes a bite out of the blunt when you pass it to him

[brucebocchi]

[onoff-archive-deactivated202102]

[toldentops]

EAUUAHGFUGHUSJDFHFSJUKFHSJKDHSKJFDH

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

im like 2% cute and 98% single

[velleitat]

Can you be 100% mine?

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

no

[badassdemonsword]

Breaking Bad = Swag

Better Call Saul = Class

[avvocarlo]

The Sopranos = Clairvoyance

[brucebocchi]

family guy = funy

[avvocarlo]

[bimbinis]

I can never forget how the only method Tumblr has of preventing you from downloading copyrighted content from an audio post is to have a message on the source code saying "please don't download this we'll get in trouble"

[bimbinis]

This is not a joke

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[unclefather]

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[todaysbird]

alignment chart but it’s things my favorite manager says frequently

[unclefather]

[pseudophan]

ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening 

[ink-poisoning]

i have to stop finding things out this way

[amidalis]

Me, a Star Wars loving hoe: Yo FUCK Star Wa--

The Mouse™:

Me:

🗣 I LOVE Star Wars!

[amidalis]