EVAN!!

Evan rp Fictive blog !! Ask away! Owner is 18+!!!

[evanandjeffexplosion]

Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow 😼 (why are we meowing?)

-Evan

[epicevan]

OH YEAH WE MEOWING UP IN HERE!! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!! 😼😼😼

[epicevan]

Oh good you're awake I've been poking your limp body for a while but all you did was twitch

You didn't try to wake me up? Just shake a bag of treats and I'm up ..

I am outside now though! I've been exploring!

[rhabitstabit]

OUTSSSSSIIDDE

[epicevan]

WHY IS THE SKY FUCKING RED AND EVIL..??

[epicevan]

Can I get you to eat some fruit today since you're adverse to veggies? I don't want you to get scurvy or something

Why would I want to eat gay people!!! Does eating them prevent scurvy??

IM JOKING, whaat fruits we talking bud?

[epicevan]

DESTROYED

[epicevan]

Just absolutely destroyed a juice box, that shit was fucking banging

[epicevan]

Hey buddy. You still alive? You need anything? You enjoying easy access to video games and a pool?

YESSS I'M LOCKED IN

[epicevan]

Hey Ev! Food time again. You can have whatever protein you want, but you gotta eat some vegetables today, too. I'll let you pick though!

HUH— uhh damn rabbit food, I guess I’ll have a salad with meat in it? Two good things in one!

Don’t UH- mind me. I definitely didn’t take some of @jeffersjitters food!

[jeffersjitters]

OH MY GOD ANGEL 😭 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT

Food?? Please?

[puppycodedtboy-deactivated20260]

[jeffersjitters]

WOAH- that is a lot of junk food- I’m not sure I’ll be able to finish all of that, my stomachs definitely shrunk with the time I’ve been captive- but thanks! I’ll eat what I can..

[epicevan]

HEY JEFFERS that’s a lot of food! I know your scrawny ass isn’t finishing all that, let’s share!!

[jeffersjitters]

I only have one bar.. this phone is shit but it’s all I have. I can’t set up my tumblr properly.. woe is me I guess, cons to being stuck here of all places..

[rhabitstabit]

FOUND YOU BITCH. BOOHOO SUCKS TO BE YOU JITTERS. HOW’D YOU GET A FUCKING PHONE? GIVE IT TO ME, I’LL BREAK YOUR FINGERS AGAIN.

ACTUALLY I MIGHT JUST BREAK THEM ANYWAY, YOUR SCREAMS WERE MUSIC TO MY EARS.

NICE BANNER BY THE WAY, CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF MY HANDY WORK? HAHAH

[jeffersjitters]

YOU FOUND ME ALREADY?? I JUST GOT HERE.. No you can’t have it! Let me have this one thing!

It’s not funny you sick fuck! They don’t- they shake when I type- didn’t heal properly- they don’t fucking work well anymore.. Don’t touch me!

[epicevan]

HOLY SHIT JEFF??? DUDE?? BACK OFF HABIT I’LL BEAT YOU UP!!

[rhabitstabit]

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS, THE FAMILY PET. NOT SO MUCH OF A PUSSY NOW THAT IM THREATENING JITTERS? REALLY? THATS HILARIOUS! WHY DON’T YOU GO HIDE BEHIND PESTO LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO, LAPDOG.

[epicevan]

HEY FUCK OFF ASSHOLE IM NO PUSSY!! I WAS JUST— I WAS CHAINED IN A FUCKING BASEMENT AND HALF STARVED I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO FUCKING MAUL ME!!

NOW IM FULL OF BURGERS I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS!!! LET JEFF KEEP HIS FUCKING PHONE- OH. AND LET HIM GO TOO BITCH!! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING HIM?

[jeffersjitters]

I only have one bar.. this phone is shit but it’s all I have. I can’t set up my tumblr properly.. woe is me I guess, cons to being stuck here of all places..

[rhabitstabit]

FOUND YOU BITCH. BOOHOO SUCKS TO BE YOU JITTERS. HOW’D YOU GET A FUCKING PHONE? GIVE IT TO ME, I’LL BREAK YOUR FINGERS AGAIN.

ACTUALLY I MIGHT JUST BREAK THEM ANYWAY, YOUR SCREAMS WERE MUSIC TO MY EARS.

NICE BANNER BY THE WAY, CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF MY HANDY WORK? HAHAH

[jeffersjitters]

YOU FOUND ME ALREADY?? I JUST GOT HERE.. No you can’t have it! Let me have this one thing!

It’s not funny you sick fuck! They don’t- they shake when I type- didn’t heal properly- they don’t fucking work well anymore.. Don’t touch me!

[epicevan]

HOLY SHIT JEFF??? DUDE?? BACK OFF HABIT I’LL BEAT YOU UP!!

[epicevan]

Hit the post limit forbthe second time this week they want to silence my joy and whimsy

WHAT THE FUCK! I blame habit for that shit, that fucker!

[epicevan]

Morning Ev! Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I hope you like your new room! You can decorate later, if you want 😊

(Don't mind that strange, hazy film on everything, I'm sure it's fine. And doesn't it make everything so much prettier?)

Oh wow!! GoodMorning Pito!! This bed is SO FUCKING SOFT?? Super different from the basement bed- well, I wasn’t even allowed on that! The floor was my bed!

The haze is kinda- weird- but- it’s pretty cool I guess- actually- where am I?? Where- where is this place- whos house is this—

[r4bb1thunt3r]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?

[venomous-pits]

Not being in your basement, notably.

[epicevan]

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD FIND OUT IF I WAS GONE TOO LONG ..!!!

I— ER- IM SORRY @r4bb1thunt3r - I’LL COME BACK- I WAS JUST- UM- I GOT LOST? I- I ate these brownies that made me feel funny and then I fell asleep and woke up here-

[venomous-pits]

Don't you worry about it. People in this domain are bound to very particular rules. The fae are very touchy about their hospitality laws. If he wants you back he'll have to make a deal.

[epicevan]

Fae…?? Like fairies??? Am I in a fairies house..???????

[venomous-pits]

Something like that 😊 more importantly you've eaten fae food, which means you're intrinsically bound to me. I don't actually care enough to hold you hostage or anything, but it does make it very hard for Habit to bring you back. He'd have to give me something of equal value in exchange, but I don't deem anything to be equal to you! Neat, huh?

[epicevan]

YOU KIDNAPPED ME???… I don’t.. understand all this shit.. because I- ate your food so that- that means we’re- I’m bound to you..? Like I was- am—with Habit…? Are you going to possess me too?

I- I guess it’s pretty neat..! I’m flattered you don’t think anything is equal to give me up but— Um.. I’m- you’re not keeping me here though right? If I wanted to I could- I could go out? This isn’t basement 2.0?

[venomous-pits]

I mean, I'm not gonna let you wander out into traffic or whatever, but you can leave. I'll just always know where you are and I'll always be able to find you.

I don't even got a basement, man. I can't possess people, I can't control you directly, and I wouldn't call it kidnapping so much as "a rescue with soke extra reassurance".

[epicevan]

Hmmm, that sounds very stalker-y but not too bad I guess! At least I can leave whenever!

I mean as long as you’re not crawling around in my brain like Habit… alright, this okay! Thanks man!

[epicevan]

Morning Ev! Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I hope you like your new room! You can decorate later, if you want 😊

(Don't mind that strange, hazy film on everything, I'm sure it's fine. And doesn't it make everything so much prettier?)

Oh wow!! GoodMorning Pito!! This bed is SO FUCKING SOFT?? Super different from the basement bed- well, I wasn’t even allowed on that! The floor was my bed!

The haze is kinda- weird- but- it’s pretty cool I guess- actually- where am I?? Where- where is this place- whos house is this—

[r4bb1thunt3r]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?

[venomous-pits]

Not being in your basement, notably.

[epicevan]

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD FIND OUT IF I WAS GONE TOO LONG ..!!!

I— ER- IM SORRY @r4bb1thunt3r - I’LL COME BACK- I WAS JUST- UM- I GOT LOST? I- I ate these brownies that made me feel funny and then I fell asleep and woke up here-

[venomous-pits]

Don't you worry about it. People in this domain are bound to very particular rules. The fae are very touchy about their hospitality laws. If he wants you back he'll have to make a deal.

[epicevan]

Fae…?? Like fairies??? Am I in a fairies house..???????

[venomous-pits]

Something like that 😊 more importantly you've eaten fae food, which means you're intrinsically bound to me. I don't actually care enough to hold you hostage or anything, but it does make it very hard for Habit to bring you back. He'd have to give me something of equal value in exchange, but I don't deem anything to be equal to you! Neat, huh?

[epicevan]

YOU KIDNAPPED ME???… I don’t.. understand all this shit.. because I- ate your food so that- that means we’re- I’m bound to you..? Like I was- am—with Habit…? Are you going to possess me too?

I- I guess it’s pretty neat..! I’m flattered you don’t think anything is equal to give me up but— Um.. I’m- you’re not keeping me here though right? If I wanted to I could- I could go out? This isn’t basement 2.0?

[epicevan]

Morning Ev! Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I hope you like your new room! You can decorate later, if you want 😊

(Don't mind that strange, hazy film on everything, I'm sure it's fine. And doesn't it make everything so much prettier?)

Oh wow!! GoodMorning Pito!! This bed is SO FUCKING SOFT?? Super different from the basement bed- well, I wasn’t even allowed on that! The floor was my bed!

The haze is kinda- weird- but- it’s pretty cool I guess- actually- where am I?? Where- where is this place- whos house is this—

[r4bb1thunt3r]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?

[venomous-pits]

Not being in your basement, notably.

[epicevan]

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD FIND OUT IF I WAS GONE TOO LONG ..!!!

I— ER- IM SORRY @r4bb1thunt3r - I’LL COME BACK- I WAS JUST- UM- I GOT LOST? I- I ate these brownies that made me feel funny and then I fell asleep and woke up here-

[venomous-pits]

Don't you worry about it. People in this domain are bound to very particular rules. The fae are very touchy about their hospitality laws. If he wants you back he'll have to make a deal.

[epicevan]

Fae…?? Like fairies??? Am I in a fairies house..???????

[epicevan]

Morning Ev! Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I hope you like your new room! You can decorate later, if you want 😊

(Don't mind that strange, hazy film on everything, I'm sure it's fine. And doesn't it make everything so much prettier?)

Oh wow!! GoodMorning Pito!! This bed is SO FUCKING SOFT?? Super different from the basement bed- well, I wasn’t even allowed on that! The floor was my bed!

The haze is kinda- weird- but- it’s pretty cool I guess- actually- where am I?? Where- where is this place- whos house is this—

[r4bb1thunt3r]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?

[venomous-pits]

Not being in your basement, notably.

[epicevan]

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD FIND OUT IF I WAS GONE TOO LONG ..!!!

I— ER- IM SORRY @r4bb1thunt3r - I’LL COME BACK- I WAS JUST- UM- I GOT LOST? I- I ate these brownies that made me feel funny and then I fell asleep and woke up here-

[epicevan]

Morning Ev! Hope you enjoyed your nap. And I hope you like your new room! You can decorate later, if you want 😊

(Don't mind that strange, hazy film on everything, I'm sure it's fine. And doesn't it make everything so much prettier?)

Oh wow!! GoodMorning Pito!! This bed is SO FUCKING SOFT?? Super different from the basement bed- well, I wasn’t even allowed on that! The floor was my bed!

The haze is kinda- weird- but- it’s pretty cool I guess- actually- where am I?? Where- where is this place- whos house is this—