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Halfa-Demon? part 9

For the next few days, Jazz was on a mission to discover what Danny had been hiding from everyone. So far, she comes up empty as she hasn't learned anything about Danny's job, and she tries to ask him questions.

FLASHBACK

Danny was eating some cereal at the kitchen table when Jazz came to the table. She asked Danny.

"So where is this job of yours?"

Danny responds, "Why?"

"Because I might swing by for a simple hi or maybe when mom wants me to give you something to eat."

"Jazz, my job is far out of town, and besides, I usually come back home at either lunch or dinner time."

"Okay, what does your job company do?"

"Alright with these questions?"

"I'm just curious about your job, that's all."

"Look, Jazz, my job is a bit odd, but it pays well. Now knock off with these questions; I'm trying to eat."

"Fine." She left Danny back to his cereal.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Jazz tried to turn to the internet to find anything that would match what Danny said about Danny's job, and she found three in Amity Park.

Online dating ghostwriter

Embalmer

Private Investigator

Those three jobs she couldn't see Danny was doing, especially online dating ghostwriters. With that, Jazz took a break from looking for Danny's job before she went insane; however, she does get her wish, but not in a way that both she and Danny wanted.

The next day, Jazz came home after her short tutoring of Dash in the library was cut short due to Dash's getting a detention because he tried to impress Jazz with his football skills but accidentally knocked down a bookcase. She opens the door to see a red creature with horns and a tail wearing a suit and jacket, getting into a portal in the living room. The creature notices Jazz. The two look at each other awkwardly and silently.

Jazz broke the silence and screamed.

The creature panics. "Jazz, calm down."

"How do you know the name? And why do I sound like my brother?"

Jazz tries to get to the door, but the creature was fast enough to block Jazz from the door.

"Look, Jazz, I'll tell you everything. You just need to relax," said the creature.

Jazz quickly ran and grabbed a lamp, "Don't make us this."

The creature raises an eyebrow, "Really a lamp?"

Jazz is knocked out before she can do anything by another creature wielding a blackjack. She falls to the ground.

"Really, Blitz!"

"What? It's obvious this was going nowhere."

Danny looks down at his sister and groans. "Great."

...

Danny doesn't know what to think in this situation. One his sisters had just found out his secret and was now knocked out on the living room couch, and the last was his coworker back in the house. Today was supposed to be an easy day.

"So what are we going to do now?" said Loona looking at Jazz

"I could..." Blitzo slowly pulls out his flint pistol.

Danny stops him, "No, we're not killing my sister Blitz."

"Hey, I was just suggesting it."

"Now, Blitz, because Danny's sister is a member of his family, she is also a member of our little family," Millie explained.

"Hm, you make a good point, Millie,"

"Besides, sir, I'm sure we can reason with Danny's sister," said Moxxie.

Loona looks down to see Jazz starting to wake up. "Guys, she's waking up."

Jazz wakes up to see Danny in his demon form and the rest of his co-workers.

"Wassup," said Blitzo.

Jazz was about to scream again, but Loona covered her mouth with "nope, not going to hear that again."

"Loona," said Danny, who then sighed. He transforms back to his human self, shocking Jazz. He says to her calmly, "Now, Jazz. She's going to remove her hand from your mouth, okay."

Loona did, and Jazz didn't scream but asked, "Danny, what's going on?"

"It's a long story about Jazz."

"Whelp might as well check the fridge for anything good to drink," said Blitzo.

Danny explains everything to Jazz, from the ghost portal to working for Blitzo.

"Let me get this straight. Somehow, mom and dad's ghost portal and a magical book made you into some type of halfa-demon, and you work with Blitz to kill people for clients who are in hell like assaiassns. "

"Actually, I don't kill people, but yeah."

"I want to say that all of this is a dream, and that I will wake up from it, but I know this isn't a dream,"

"Thank Satan because I don't want to sit here with someone who's in denial," said Blitzo, who was drinking a bottle of wine.

Jazz looks at Danny and says, "So does that mean you're dead?"

"No, I'm still alive, thankfully."

"Okay," Jazz looks around at Moxxie and Millie, "I didn't know your guys' names except for Blitz and Loona."

Millie introduces herself. "I'm Millie." She wraps her hand around Moxxie's shoulder, "This is my lovely husband, Moxxie,"

"Hello, nice to meet you," said Moxxie.

"I'm Loona," said Loona.

"Oh yeah, I recognize your voice. Now you're the secretary I talk to."

"Yep."

"Good, now we're done with this meet and greet shit Jazzy," said Blitzo.

"It's Jazz," she corrects him.

"Whatever, I'm going to need you to keep this secret to yourself, no one else, not even your fine ass mom."

"WHAT!" said both Danny and Jazz.

"Nothing, ignore that last part."

Loona mutters while holding the bridge of her nose, "dammit Blitz."

Moxxie chimes in, "Look, you have to keep this secret; we don't know what happens if anyone else in hell finds out about Danny."

"And it could mean bad news for everyone," said Millie.

Jazz sighs, "Alright, I'll keep this secret."

"Fucking A! Now that the shit is over, I do have questions for Jazz, "

"What's that?"

"Do you want a job?"

Jazz says flatly, "no."

At night, Jazz came by Danny's room to see him on the computer.

Jazz asked, "Danny, can you promise me one thing about your job?"

"What's that Jazz?" asked Danny.

"Promise me you won't get seriously hurt, okay."

"I promise Jazz,"

"I still can't believe that you are some sort of demon, ironically in a ghost hunting family."

"Yeah, it would sound like a stupid joke." Danny laughs a little.

"Also, please try to keep your boss away from our mother."

"I'll try my best."

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Halfa-Demon? part 8

In the middle of spring break, Danny enjoyed his time with no school or work. He was simply happy to relax and hang out with his friends. Unfortunately, his break was going to be interrupted by one phone call. Danny was in his room reading Spaceport magazine on his bed while listening to music. He was about to get up and get a snack, but his phone started to ring, and he looked to see if the caller was his boss.

Danny answers the phone. "Hello."

"Danny gets your freaky ass down at the office now," said Blitzo, who sounded pissed off

"Woah! calm down. What's wrong?"

"Important shit just came up and I need all the help I can get."

"But this is my day off."

"Then I'll leave you alone another day, but now get over here. I don't have time for you to bitch at me."

Before Danny could say anything, a portal appears in his bedroom, and Danny sighs.

"Fine." Danny changes into his demon form. He steps into the portal and it closes behind him.

Then Jack came into the room, "Hey Danny, do you want to go fishing?" He looked to see Danny wasn't in his room and thought, "hm, I guess he left the house."

At the I.M.P headquarters, Danny walks into the meeting room with Blitzo standing in front of a whiteboard. Behind him was an easel with drawings on paper, and the rest of the employees were sitting at the meeting table.

"Finally took your precious time. Now shut up, sit down, and listen," said Blitzo.

Danny does what he's told and listens to whatever insane thing his boss was going to say.

Bltizo uses the drawings to talk about his plan. "Alright, we'll portal up. We have our fun with murder, as per usual, then we pile all the bodies into a big canoe. After that, we pushed the canoe into some water. We'll set it ablaze with a fire that will attract sharks, eagles, and fuck some seagulls come to eat the bodies, and we win the bet and rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore face." Blitzo took a breath and asked, "Any questions?" while throwing the pointer stick into the window.

"Yeah, several," said Danny.

"Go on, ask."

"What's going on? Who did you make a bet with?"

"Well, Danny, our boss, made a bet with his ex-girlfriend Veroskia Mayday over a parking space."

Danny was about to go off on Blitzo for making him work on spring break for a bet, but when he heard Veroskia's name, he asked: "Wait, you date Veroskia Mayday?"

"Yep, Blitz fuck a celebrity," said Millie.

"When and how?"

"Look, Danny, I'll tell you my sexual adventure later. What is important is the plan."

"What plan? That wasn't even a plan, it was total nonsense, "said Moxxie.

"Oh please, Moxxi, your smooth brain wouldn't have come up with that brilliant plan on the spot."

"What?"

"He called you slow, Moxxie," said Danny.

"Exactly," said Blitzo.

Loona chimes in, "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. It isn't going to , sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Everyone looks at the audience except Danny, who wonders what they were looking at, and they get back to the conversation.

"I can just blend in with humans pretty easily. Just let me tag along," said Loona.

"Wait, say that again," said Blitzo.

"Can I blend in?"

"Do you have a human disguise?" said Moxxie.

"Yeah, don't you guys?"

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie look at each other while Danny should have thought about that a long time ago.

"Don't tell you three have been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time without a human disguise." Loona turns to Danny, "How the hell did you not notice?"

"I, um, I didn't figure demons wouldn't have a human disguise," said Danny.

Loona mutters, "Dumbass."

"Alright, new plan. Loona can lure the human targets and we'll take care of the rest," said Blitzo.

"Flawless plan," said Millie.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going to massacre! " said Moxxie.

"I've got that covered," said Blitzo.

While Blitzo works on his idea to bring the clients, Danny comes up to Loona at the water cooler.

"So, why do you want to go to earth again?" said Danny.

"Why do you care?" said Loona.

"I'm just curious."

Loona sighs, "There is this guy I like named Vortex who works for Veroskia and I want him to like me."

"Ah, got it all. I say, be yourself and be less of a bitch."

Loona rolled her eyes. Thanks for the advice." Then she asked, "So Danny, how's your love life?"

"Eh, it could be better. I used to have a crush on this one girl at school named Paulina, but she isn't the girl I thought she was."

"Sounds like someone who might end up in hell."

"I wouldn't say that."

"And what about Sam?"

"What about her?"

"You still don't think she doesn't want your dorky dick?"

"Nope, not having this conversation again."

"Whatever, if you need to learn how to fuck her, come to me, not Blitz."

"... I'll keep that in mind."

The I.M.P crew arrives at the beach and hides behind a coral-covered rock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help by leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie? " said Blitzo.

Loona sniffs the list at hand. "I got it."

Loona turns herself into a human form, leaving the imps shocked, especially Danny, who was speechless.

The only thing that came to his mind was, "wow."

"Ooh, Loona, you look at you. You look downright awful," said Blitzo.

Loona glares at Blitzo.

"I am so proud now fetch."

So, for the next hour, the imps have been killing their targets as Loona lures them to their deaths. Normally, Danny would feel something when someone is killed, but that feeling doesn't come up, just numbness. After killing their ninth victim, Blitzo was happy.

"Ah, that's the ninth kill. Let's see that ho bag top that," said Blitzo.

His victory was short-lived when he heard, "Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"

They look to see Veroskia Mayday and her crew on a stage in their human form, causing every fanboy and fangirl to rush toward her as they start singing.

Danny still couldn't believe that Veroskia Mayday and her crew were succubus. He watches them sing, and he's the boss, going to the next target. He sees that his demon form might raise eyes, so he changes back to his human form and gets out of the crowd. He sees Loona eyeing a large and buff guy, presuming that he's Vortex.

So Danny walks up to Loona and asks, "so that must be Vortex?"

Loona blushed, "y-yeah."

"Why don't you go talk to him?"

"I was going to do it, but I don't know what to say."

"Just say Hi, that's and see where that goes from there."

"Alright, got it." Loona walks to Vortex

Danny sees the two start talking. He walks off and sees the effect Veroskia Mayday and her crew cause on the crowd getting into the raunchier business. He wanted no part of it, so he tried to walk away, but he bumped into one of Veroskia's crew, Coco.

"Oh, where are you going, cutie?" said Coco.

"Sorry, I have to go, something has come up," said Danny.

"Not as important as this," Coco says as she smacks her gets a whiff of Danny, and she gets intoxicated. "Hmm, it seems like something more to you than I thought. Apple!"

Apple moves through the crowd and sees Coco and Danny. She grins and asks, "I see you bag someone handsome."

"Even better, he's a virgin." Coco holds Danny.

"We hit the jackpot. I wonder what everyone else thinks?"

"I don't know. Let's find out."

Not liking what he hears, Danny uses his ice power to cause a guy to slip in the crowd and fall next to the Apple, causing Coco to lose her grip as she looks at her girlfriend, and he quickly gets away.

Danny wonders what else is going to happen, and he gets his answer when he sees a large fish monster wreaking havoc in the quickly changes back to his demon form. He gets his wings out and flies up in the air to see the monster grabbing Moxxie with its tongue and eating him. He then sees Millie making a Molotov cocktail. Danny uses his ice power to freeze the fish monster's eye to distract as Millie throws the Molotov at the monster, causing it to fall back into the water. Millie goes up to the fish, pries its mouth open to get her husband, who was drunk, and punches the monster uvula.

She tries to reach out to him, but he high-fives her. Then, Millie slices the tongue with her knife, freeing him and throwing him to their boss.

Danny freezes the water surrounding the monster, causing it not to move, and Millie uses the opportunity to slice up its insides until it dies. Danny and Millie come back to shore and walk to Blitzo.

"Great fucking teamwork, you two," said Blitzo.

"Is Moxxie okay?" asked Millie.

"Oh yeah, he's fine,"

"Why is he drunk?" asked Danny.

Blitzo lets go of Moxxie, and he stumbles to his wife, where she catches him.

"This so funny…I'm drunk," said Moxxie, then he and Millie laughed.

"Oookay, this is too wholesome for my liking," said Blitzo.

"Don't ruin the moment, Blitz," said Danny.

"Blitzo."

"Those must be the whores." The I.M.P. crew turned around to see her, Veroskia, and her crew.

"That was handled rather obviously. Don't you think so?" said Veroskia.

Millie takes out a flask and says, "I don't think this belongs to any of us." She tosses it to Veroskia, who tosses it to Milk, who drops it. " It would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

Moxie laughs and says, "Oh, Satan, you guys are so fuuuccckkk."

So, the argument was made within the group that if Veroskia gives Blitzo the parking space, they'll keep quiet about the fish monster. At the I.M.P office, Danny catches up with Loona, who was back in her hellhound form.

"So how are things going with Vortex?" said Danny.

"It went well, but he has a girlfriend," said Loona.

"Crap, sorry."

"It's alright."

"Hey, if I need someone to hang out with, I'm always available."

"Don't you have your own social life back on earth?"

"I don't have too many friends, and I don't see you hanging out with anyone."

Loona rolls her eyes. "Sure, if I get too bored around here."

Danny shrugs, "Fine by me."

Later, Danny returns home and runs into Jazz in the hallway, and she smells an unpleasant smell from Danny.

"Why do you smell like fish?" asked Jazz.

"Um, a fish landed on me?" said Danny, who quickly went to the bathroom.

"That's it I've got to find out what Danny has been up to," Jazz thought.

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Halfa-Demon? part 7

In the Casper High library, Danny's older sister Jazz was studying for a history test in two days. But one thing plagued her mind as she tried to focus on her studies, and it was her worrying about her little brother's job. It has been about three months since he started working and affecting his life, like sometimes coming home late, having to leave at a moment's notice, and having a bit of an attitude. Yesterday, Jazz noticed Danny arrived home with parts of his clothes and hair wet.

Flashback

Jazz walked up to Danny and asked, "Danny, what happened to you?"

"Jazz I don't want to talk about it, "said Danny.

"Did Dash do this to you?"

"No, he's got nothing to do with this,"

"Then what?"

Danny sighs, "It happened at my job. A coworker accidentally dropped some water on me."

"I find that hard to believe."

"It is true Jazz. Now don't tell mom or dad about this, "Danny headed upstairs without listening to what Jazz had to say.

Flashback end

"What is going on with him?" Jazz thought as she flipped a page in a textbook. "What does he even do at this job anyway? It's not like he had any special talent that I know of. "

After a few more minutes of studying, Jazz decides to head back home, and when she gets back home, she sees Sam and Tucker at the front step.

Jazz walks up to them and asks, "What are you two doing here?"

"Waiting for Danny. Have you seen him?" "Sam said

"No, I haven't, Sam," said Jazz.

"Then he must have been at his job," said Tucker.

Sam groans "him and at that fucking job is getting on my nerves."

"Sam, relax; I'm sure you don't like this as much as you do."

"Then why does he quit then? What's so important about that job? "Sam turns to Jazz and asks, "Do you know anything about this job?"

"No, I don't," said Jazz.

"I think we should confront him about this and get him to tell the truth about this job."

"No way, Sam, that's not going to work. If we try to confront him, he'll just push us away."

"Do you have any better ideas then?" Sam crossed her arms.

"How about I call him and see where he is?"

"Try that, and he wouldn't pick up," said Tucker.

"How about I give it a shot," Jazz suggested.

She pulled out her phone and dialed Danny's number. The phone rang for a few moments before it was picked up.

"Hello, who is this?" said a female voice.

"Um, this is Danny's sister. Who are you, and what are you doing with his phone? " Jazz said as Tucker and Sam listened in on the conversation.

"oh…I'm the receptionist. Your brother left his phone here, "

"Okay, where is Danny?"

"He's out with the boss. He'll come back any minute or whatever. I have things to do, so I'm going to hang up. " And she does so.

"She sounds hot," said Tucker.

"Tucker," said Sam, with a hint of jealousy.

"Look, guys, just leave. I'm sure Danny is going to call back alright, "said Jazz.

"Fine, but this isn't over yet," Sam stormed off.

"See you later, Jazz," said Tucker.

Jazz sighs. Oh, Danny, what did you get yourself into?"

In Hell, Danny and Blitzo walk into the I.M.P. building carrying a large bag of guns and ammo.

"We've got a ton of great guns, Danny," said Blitzo.

"Well, I hope since you had to fight an imp over a colt python," said Danny.

"Yeah, but you save my ass though, and for that, I'm raising your pay."

Danny rolls his eyes. "Great."

As they walked toward the receptionist's desk, Loona Danny took his phone, and he was able to catch it.

"You left your phone, and your sister called," said Loona.

"Really, what did she say?" asked Danny.

"Nothing much, but next, keep track of your phone,"

"Great, now I have to come home to her questioning me,"

"Then you better lie like there's no tomorrow."

"Because the fewer people know about you and our business, the less attention we get."

"Hey, I'm trying my best, but I can't keep lying to my family and friends forever, Blitz."

"You may have to, and that is the risk I'm willing to take."

"Oh, you are so helpful," Danny said sarcastically.

Blitzo shrugs, "Now let's organize these guns."

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Halfa-Demon? part 6

Two days later,

In his demon form, Danny comes into the workplace in the meeting room with Millie and Moxxie talking to each other, Loona on her phone, and Blitzo drinking a soda.

"Um, guys, I have a problem," said Danny.

"What is it, Danny?" asked Millie.

"If it's about your sex life, don't worry, champ. I'll help in every possible way, "said Blitzo, who was about to drink his soda again.

Danny's wings emerge from his jacket, saying, "No Blitz, not that this."

This causes Blitzo to spit out his soda, which gets all over Moxie's backside.

Loona was stunned. "Holy shit, Danny, when the fuck did you get wings?"

"Two days ago," said Danny.

"Does that mean you can fly now?" asked Blitzo.

"I don't know if I haven't tried."

"Can you move them?" said Moxxie.

Danny moves his wings, "Yep, I can move them."

"Hm, I think we need to rest your wings out and see if you can fly," said Blitzo.

"Actually, Blitz, I was hoping you could take me to Stola's house for his help."

"Nah we'll do that later for now let's see if you can fly."

"How, sir?" said Moxxie.

Then an idea popped into Blitzo's head: "Let's go to the roof."

The I.M.P. crew got on top of the building, and Danny was on the edge of the roof.

"This is a bit extreme, don't you think, Blitz?" said Millie.

"Nonsense fear is the fastest way to learn," said Blitz.

"Where did you learn that?" asked Moxxie.

"I don't know from a book or maybe a show, it doesn't matter, Danny, time to jump."

"Um, I'm rethinking the idea, Blitz, and I'm going to get down," said Danny.

"No, you just need a little push," Blitzo says, pushing Danny off the roof.

"BLITZ!" his employees shouted.

Danny was falling fast toward the ground, so he started to flap his wings, hoping that it could save him from being splat on the ground. Danny's wings began to flap, and Danny only thought of flying. Soon, he started to fall slowly and managed to land gently on the ground. He looked back up at the roof and jumped in the air, and he began to fly again and flew back to the top of the building.

"See what I tell you, it worked out in the end, "said Blitzo, who smiled but only felt an ice blast on his feet. "

"Next time you do that to me, I'll freeze your head off Blitz," said Danny as his wings disappeared.

"Noted dick."

"So Danny, what was it like to fly?" said Loona.

"On the way up here, flying felt natural for a moment."

"Your wings will be useful for some of our jobs," said Moxxie.

"Good to hear now. Can someone get this ice off of my foot ?!" said Blitzo.

Loona sighs. "I'll go get the heater."

A few hours later,

Danny arrived at Stolas's mansion thanks to Blitz giving him a leave. Danny rings the doorbell to the house, and the door opens to reveal an imp wearing a butler uniform.

"I'm guessing your name is Danny?" Butler said

"Yes," said Danny.

"The prince would like to see you in his studies and follow me."

Danny follows the butler through the mansion, looking around to see how big the estate is and how many rooms there are in the house. Then they arrive at the studies, where Stolas is sitting next to a fireplace, the butler walks off, and Stolas sees Danny.

"Hello Daniel here. Do you have a problem?" said Stolas.

"Yeah, can I close the door?" said Danny.

"Sure."

Danny closes the study door and shows the prince his wings. Like the others, he was blown away.

"Wow, those wings look like they belong to an avian demon, not an imp," said Stolas.

"You see, Stolas, I'm not exactly an imp," Danny explained.

"Your human."

Danny paused for a moment. "Wait, what? How did you know? "

"Danny, I recognize a human soul from a demon soul."

"You're not going to tell anyone, are you?"

"No, you help my daughter and I out, so I wouldn't even dare to tell anyone else."

"Alright, can you explain why I have owl wings?"

"Hm, how did you get your demon form?"

Danny explains to Stolas how he got his demon form, and he ended up working with Blitzo. Stolas comes up with his own theory of Danny Wings.

"I think you might have other powers from different demons," said Stolas.

"How?"

"It would seem the portal hell infused other demonic powers into you other than imp D.N.A."

"Like what?"

"Who knows, you might get super strength, breath fire, or have a demon cock,"

"What!"

"Kidding, maybe?"

"Okay, besides that, how will I know when I get other powers?"

"What happened before you got the wings?"

"I got sick."

"Hm, I guess your demon powers can affect your human form with side effects."

"I hope I don't get sick again," Danny thought.

"But I don't worry. I'll help the best way I can with powers developing."

"Thanks, Stolas. I really appreciate it, "

"No problem, Danny," Stolas replied before thinking, "Oh, Danny, you're going to be a special one down here."

Bonus scene

Blitzo was in his office wearing nothing but his boxer's uniform. He plays with a doll that has Stola's face on it.

"Oh Blitz, I love it when you fuck my brains," said Blitzo mimicking Stolas's voice

"Yeah, are you up for a threesome?" Blitzo spoke in his usual tone.

"Really with who?"

Then Blitzo pulled out another doll with Maddie's face on it, "with me, I wanted to give this handsome devil a sloppy blowjob."

"Oh, Blitzy I don't mind at all. "

Blitzo lowers the dolls toward his crotch area. But the door to his office opens for Moxxi to see what's going on.

"What the fuck are you doing, sir?" said Moxxie.

"Close the fucking door!" Blitz shouted, and Moxxie did so, and he then thought, "I should lock that thing more often."

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Halfa-Demon? part 5

Today was not a very good day for Danny. For one, Danny was sick because he caught a cold, and second, his parents were out of town for a ghost hunting convention in Minneapolis. Now he was lying on his back on a Saturday alone with Jazz hanging out with her friends with him giving the okay to leave him.

"Man at least I have a day off from work," Danny thought as he began to fall asleep.

For a few moments, Danny was peacefully asleep until he started to hear loud whisperers.

"God, this what a human sleep like?" said ?

"I know look at him he look like shit," said ?

"Sir that because he is sick remember," said ?

"Oh yeah I forgot about that Mox's,"

Danny suddenly wakes up to see Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie by his bedsides.

"Hello frosty, how's your nap?" said Blitzo

"What are you guys doing in my house?" said Danny

"Well as your boss I was concerned so I want to check your well being."

"That sounds like B.S.,"

Blitzo acts hurt. "Danny I can't believe you don't trust me."

Moxxie cut to the chase. "Yeah we're here to check out your house and other human things."

"Oh great Moxxie, tell him everything like you like to be peg."

Moxxie blushes a little "I do not."

Danny sits up from his bed "listen you guys can't stay here too long."

"Why's that?" said Millie

"My sister Jazz will come back anytime soon and I don't want her to freak out with demons in our house."

"Oh relax we'll be out of here before she get back," said Blitzo

Then they hear flush noise from the hallway bathroom. Loona then comes into his room.

"Danny you're out of soap," said Loona

"And what are you doing here Loona?" said Danny

"I wanted to check your room," Loona looked around the room, "and I was right, your room was dorky."

Danny groans

"Come on Danny get out of bed and move your sickly bone and give us a tour of your house." said Blitzo

"Since I don't have a choice in the matter fine but please don't cause any damage to my house." said Danny

"I won't make any promises."

As everyone left Danny room, Loona made one last comment "you should feel lucky that I'm here Danny,"

"Why's that?"

"Because I'm probably the only girl you get in this room that's not family related."

"This girl is worse than Paulina," Danny thought.

Danny shows the imps and the hellhound around his house until they see the family photos.

Millie looks at Danny dad "woah your Dad is huge Danny,"

"Yeah my dad likes to eat a lot" said Danny

"Then I hope you won't developed that in long run," said Loona

"I won't."

"Forget about your dad what about your mom," said Blitzo looking at a photo of Danny mom and dad

"What about my mom?" said Danny

"I mean look at her." Blitz ogle Danny's mom's body in the skin-tight suit and her face, then ask, "how's your mom sex life with your dad?"

"What?!"

"Hey I'm just asking, does she get lonely at night? Is your dad not up to par anymore?"

"Blitz your not going to have sex with mom." " I won't Danny." As soon Danny turn his back continue the tour, Blitzo takes out the photo and rips apart Danny dad from it, and stuff the photo of Danny mom into his pocket

Moxxie noticed, "sir what are you doing?"

"Getting a souvenir."

"I'm hoping you don't do anything to Danny father in order to get into Danny mother pants in the near future."

"Never...maybe." Blitzo walks off

"Can't he once not think with his dick," Moxxie thought.

Danny and the I.M.P crew came to his parents' lab and checked around.

"So your parents are really into ghost hunting huh?" said Loona

"Yeah *sneeze* they are," said Danny

"So that means that they got cool ghost weapons right?" said Millie getting excited

"Yes but my dad locked it in some secret vault."

"Good to know," said Blitzo

Moxxie looks at the broken ghost portal, "so this is the portal that made you half-demon?'

"Yep."

"How did it feel when it turned on?"

"The worst pain that you can't imagine."

"Hey it's better then getting string by neck and get beat to death by a razor barbed wire bat," said Blitzo

Danny rolls his eyes.

Loona's stomach rumbles, "man I'm hungry. Danny, do your folks have some decent food?"

"I can order pizza," said Danny

"Fine with me but it better not taste like shit."

Then Danny hears the doorbell ring. "I'll go check out who's at the door you guys stay here *sneeze* god I hate this cold."

Danny goes to the front door and opens it to see Sam with a worried look on her face.

"Hey Sam wassup?" said Danny

"I just want to check on you because you didn't answer my texts," said Sam

"Sorry I was busy, you know, sick and all."

Then glass smashes in the lab, and Blitzo shouts "fucking hell!" in the background.

"What was that?" said Sam

"That was Tv," said Danny

"Okay um I see if you're good I'll see at school when you get better."

"Bye *sneeze* Sam."

"Bye Danny."

Danny closed the door and heard behind him, "she wants to fuck you."

Danny turns around to see Loona "what? No, she doesn't. We have been friends for years."

"Oh please I can smell the Love Dovey shit coming off her around the corner."

"I think your nose needs to be checked because there is no way Sam likes me that way." Danny walks off

"He's both a dork and clueless jackass, what a combination," Loona thought.

Later the I.M.P crew left Danny's house and went back to hell. Danny was back in bed, and Jazz came into his room.

"Hey Danny, how are you feeling?" said Jazz

"I'm getting better actually Jazz," said Danny

"Hey, do you know what the photo of mom and dad is?"

"I have no idea," then Danny thought, "dammit Blitz."

"Well let me know if you need anything."

"Got it."

When Jazz left Danny to the room, his back started to tingle, and then a sharp pain came with Danny. Get out of bed, falls to his knees, his shirt gets ripped apart, and suddenly the pain goes away.

"What was that?" Danny thought, then he saw black owl wings with frost coming out at the end "fuck me."

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Halfa-Demon? part 4

In the morning, Danny goes to hell in his demon form and goes into I.M.P Headquarters and sees Loona texting away on her phone at the secretary's desk.

"Hey Loona," said Danny

"Hey Danny," said Loona

"How's your morning?"

"It's very Fantastic actually answering a stuipid question," Loona said sarcastically and still on her phone.

"All right never mind then."

"Dipshit," Loona thought

"Bitch," Danny thought

Danny walks into the meeting room to see Moxxie and Millie talking until they notice Danny come into the room.

"Hello Danny," said Millie

"Hey Millie, Moxxie," said Danny

"How is it going Danny?" said Moxxie

"Fine as usual."

"So Danny I got to ask what's it like going to earth school?" said Millie

"Why you ask?"

"Just curious," Millie shrugs.

"Well earth school for me is torture with dealing jocks, a-hole teachers, and tough classes."

"Pretty much almost like any school in hell," said Moxxie

"Exactly."

"I don't know what you two are talking about. I had a fun time in grade school," said Millie.

"Everyone has a different high school experience, mine was not very good," said Moxxie in a sour tone

Danny changed the topic to "so where Blitzo?"

"In his office work has been going slow," said Millie

"Wondering what he was doing in there?"

"No idea," said Moxxie

"Why don't you check on him Danny to see if he's alright," said Millie

"Got it."

Danny walks into the Blitzo office and opens the door. Before he could say anything, he sees Blitzo using office supplies to make a small version of Moxxie and Millie.

"Oh, Blitz! You're such a good boss!" Blitzo impersonating Millie

"Yeah I really want you sir," Blitzo impersonating Moxxie

"Then let's have a three-way," said Blitzo moving his "employee" down to his task

Fortunately, Danny stops him "um Blitzo what are you doing?"

Blitzo stops what he was doing and drops his mini version of his employee on the floor.

"Nothing I was just planning out our next job," said Blitzo

"Well if you involve killing someone way in threeway I'm sure it's going to work," said Danny

"Hell yeah it would."

Danny rolls his eyes.

"Anyway what do you want Danny?"

"Millie wanted me to check on you."

"I'm good, just come back in five or ten minutes."

Then Bltizo's office rings, "ah dammit what now." Blitzo answered the call, "What?!"

"Why hello, my big-dicked Blitzy," said the caller

"What the fuck," said Blitzo

"I'll just leave," said Danny

Danny walks out of the room, not wanting to know what's happening in Blitz's office. He comes back to the meeting room with Millie and Moxxie.

"So how Blitz?" said Millie

"You don't want to know Millie," said Danny

A few minutes later, the three imps heard from Blitzo megaphone, "M n 'M and Danny, we're going to Loo Loo land.

Moxxie opens the door to his boss's office "Loo Loo Land?"

Danny comes up behind him. "Loo Loo Land?"

Millie smashes her head straight through Blitzo's glass door. "Loo Loo Land!"

"Loo Loo Land!" said Blitzo

Loona shouted, "Shut The Fuck Up!"

Danny learned that the new job would protect the Goetic prince of hell, Stolas, and her daughter Octavia during a trip to Loo Loo Land amusement park. Danny doesn't get why there would be a theme park in hell. They arrive at the theme park in the I.M.P van. Everyone gets out and looks around for any would-be assassin. Stolas puts on his Loo Loo land theme hat and gestures to his daughter at the gate, and she groans and pulls her hat over her head.

"She doesn't look happy to be here," Danny thought

"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" said Blitzo

"Hey...dad...do we have to?" said Octavia

Blitzo cuts her off " Okay, yeah, hold on right there, sweetie." Blitzo turned to Stolas. "If you try fucking my little ass in the park I swear to-"

Stolas stops him "you are so cute when you are serious,"

"I'm going to be sick," said Octavia

"Oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot, what do you need?" Moxxie fishes out several bottles of pills "antacid? Ibuprofen?"

Danny stops Moxxie before he can pull anything else out "she's not really sick Moxxie."

"Oh."

"Thank you," said Octavia

Millie takes off her sunglasses to look at the theme park better. "I haven't seen this place since I was a tot."

A large letter from sign almost crushed a teenage imp underneath

"It hasn't changed a bit. Ohh look, it's Big Wobbly!" said Millie

Danny and Moxxie look at what Millie gestures to. It was a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek."

"That's disturbing," said Danny

"And deeply upsetting," said Moxxie

"Oh come on have you been to a theme park you two?" said Millie

"Nothing like this."

"And theme parks disturb me, especially the mascots," said Moxxie.

Suddenly The park's mascot, Loo Loo, appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie, scaring him.

"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"

"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" said excited Stolas

"I have a question." said Octavia

Loo Loo turns to her, "well ask away, little girlie." making a goofy laugh.

"Is it true this park is just a shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu world?"

"No?"

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."

"Why don't we go check out the rides," Stolas leads Octavia away from the mascot

Loo Loo turns to Blitzo "that chick's creepy huh?"

"Ah wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes."

"No Blitz," said Danny

Loo Loo looks at Moxxie and Millie "what's that mean?"

"Don't talk to me. I know you're a pervert under there." said Moxxie

Danny decided to go with Blitzo, Octavia, and Stolas, feeling that his boss might end up having a special moment with Stolas.

Danny strikes up a conversation with Octavia. "I'm guessing you don't like coming back here."

"No I don't. I want to be home."

"Then why come at all?"

"I'm just doing it for my dad and my sanity."

Before Danny could say anything, Stolas chimes in, "Look Via! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show."

Octavia panicked "oh no."

Danny sees a robotic clown demon, and he also sees Octavia and Blitzo don't look happy seeing the clown.

"that fucking clown." both Octavia and Blitzo said

Then Danny sees a couple of imps approach Stolas, and he quickly uses his cry power to freeze them.

"Woah never seen a imp with power like your," said Stolas

"Yeah I was born with them," said Danny

"Interesting. Anyway let's get in."

The four enter the big top. And sit listening to the big show with a robo Fizz came on stage.

" Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-Hit it!" said Robo Fizz

Never in his life, Danny wants to freeze his ears off and rip them off, not listen to the robotic band on the stage. With robotic Fizz throwing imp kids and burning caesar and desist paper. When the show was over, an imp with a kris dagger rises beneath the seat and tries to stab Stolas but gets shot in the head. Danny looks to see Blitzo taken up postin the gallery.

" Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzo," said Stolas

"Ugh! I can't do this anymore," said Octavia storming off from the big top

"Via."

"I'll go after her," said Danny

Danny managed to catch up with Octavia in a funhouse, who turned to see Danny.

"What do you want?" said Octavia

"Look, it 's obvious that something is wrong . Why don't you tell me?" said Danny.

"You wouldn't understand."

"Try me."

"Well, my dad and mom have been arguing non stop since she found out that your boss and my dad have been sleeping together. Which they likely chance those two are going running off with each and forget about me."

"Woah that was a lot."

"I knew you wouldn't understand."

"Hold up Octavia. I don't think your dad and my boss are going to run off together and your dad still cares a lot about and trying to reconnect by going to this god awful theme park."

"You think so?"

"Yes I think."

"Via?" Danny and Octavia turn to see Stolas with a worrying look

"I'll give you two space."

Danny walks away from them not too far so that no other imp can attack them. Then he freezes two imps that were trying to get to Octavia and Stolas. Then he sees Octavia and Stolas walk out of the funhouse, and he goes along with them and meets back up with Moxxie and Millie.

"Where Blitzo?" said Stolas

"Being a fool," said Moxxie

"What kinda of fool?"

Danny looks to see the theme park getting destroyed and hear Blitzo laughter.

"The 'everything is now on fire' kind."

"I think we should get back to the van," said Danny

"Good idea."

The four got back to the I.M.P van to see the theme park completely destory, and Blitzo came out of it with a wild grin.

"Wow destory all whole theme park," said Danny

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!" said Blitzo being proud of the work he did

"Just another day in the office." Danny thought

Later Danny comes back home. As he was about to step foot into his house, he got a phone call and answered it.

"Hello," said Danny

"Hello Danny," the caller was Stolas making Danny confuse

"Um Stolas how did you get my number?"

"From Blitz."

"Thanks, Blitz," Danny thought, then said, "what do you want to talk about?"

"Mainly you Danny because I find that no imp ever has ice powers that powerful as your."

"I wonder if he know the truth?" Danny thought

"I know that your different from any other imps for that and helping Via I would help you if you need."

"Thanks Stolas."

"No problem Danny I got to go." Stoles hang up

Danny sighs "at least I got more help for my demon power," he thought as he finally got inside his home.

[epickendall]

Halfa-Demon? part 3

On a warm day at a hotel resort in Atlanta Georgia, Danny and the I.M.P. crew were on the roof right across from the hotel. Moxxie was in a sniper position with a high-power rifle looking through the scope at a penthouse window while the others were standing around.

"Fuck where is that dipshit of a target?" said Blitzo

"Well he is country stars I'm sure busy country music stuff," said Danny making a snowball

"Or fucking a groupie," said Millie

"He could be doing both for all I care but why it taking so long," said Blitzo

"Have patience sir I'm sure he'll come back to his penthouse," said Moxxie

"Shit I need something to do," Blitzo thinks for a moment and comes up with an idea "do you guys remember the day Danny dropped in our lives." Blitzo comes to Danny put his arm around his shoulder

"I sure do it was most exciting part of a boring day," said Millie

"Yeah how could I not forget that day," said Danny

"Ah I remember like it was yesterday," said Blitzo

Three months ago

Danny was in his parents' lab. Looking around the lab he comes across his parents' failed ghost portal.

"I seriously wonder why they think it could work?" Danny thought, then he looked at a grey and black jumpsuit on top of a table "hm maybe I should check it out."

Danny puts on the jumpsuit and enters the portal. At the same time, the I.M.P. arrives at their office after a successful job with no hiccups making it an odd day.

"Huh I didn't think we could actually pull that stunt off?" said Moxxie

"Because you have no faith in my plan," said Blitzo

"Plan we just broke into our target home and shot him up while in she's on the toilet,"

"Who would complain about an easy kill."

"So what do we do now, Blitz?" said Millie

"I think we will have a few drinks and have a good time."

"Um sir the portal," Moxie points at the still-open portal

"Don't worry your small brain Moxxie I got this."

Back to Danny, he explored the ghost portal seeing the wires and frames until he reached the end. When Danny accidentally presses the ON button inside the portal simultaneously, Blitzo closes his portal. The two portals collide, and inside the ghost portal, Danny feels the worst pain imaginable, and everything flashes around him until he blacks out. Back to Blitzo as the portal closes, an imp in a ruined jumpsuit, leaving the other demon speechless.

"Da fuck?" said Blitzo

Millie and Moxxie go up to the imp and turn over to see he's passed out, and Millie feels a pulse in the imp's neck.

"Well at least he's alive," said Millie

"Good because I want some fucking answer," said Blitzo

"We could call the prince," said Moxxie

"No, we can do this without that feathery ass prince."

Then Loona gets out of the elevator with a bottle of whiskey and sees the imp and everyone standing around him.

"Alright, what the fuck is going on?' said Loona

"We have no idea but we're gonna find out," said Blitzo

….

Danny wakes up to see that he is roped to a chair in a barely lit room. He sees that his skin is red, and his jumpsuit is ruined.

"What in the world," Danny thought.

Before he could think any further, he heard the door open behind him and heard someone walking toward him and the person turned Danny and Danny to see it was Blitzo.

"Alright whoever the fuck you are I got questions you better answer them or going eat lead," said Blitzo

"What are you?" said Danny

"I'm a sexy beast that's what I am. Now who are you and how the fuck get into my portal."

"Look I have no idea what's going on mister I don't know where I am."

"You're in hell dumbass."

"Hell?"

"Yeah, you got brain damage or something."

"There's no way I can be hell then you gotta be a demon."

"You demon too dumbass fuck me you making this interrogation less fun than I'm imagine."

"No I'm not a demon , I'm a human."

"Dammit this is going nowhere." Blitzo pull his phone and switch the camera to show Danny he is, in fact, a demon

"No it can't be, how is this possible?" Danny started to freak out suddenly. His hands started to freeze the rope and break out of it.

"Okay that's new," Bltizo thought.

Danny looked at the white and blue glow around his hand then ice came out of the freezing parts of the room.

"Stop turning my storage into frosty fucking wonderland asshole," said Blitzo

From everything all around him, Danny passes out. The door opens Moxxie, Luna, and Millie see pass out Danny, ice-covered room, and Blitzo is pissed.

"Blitzo the fuck did you do?" said Loona

"I didn't do anything the pass out asshole freak out and shoot ice from his hand," said Blitzo

"Can Imp even do that?"

"No they can not Loona," said Millie

Then Danny changes from a demon to a human in front of the I.M.P. crew.

"Or that either," said Millie

"What the fuck is this guy?" said Blitzo

"Maybe we should ask him when he wakes up," said Moxxie

"Sure then you get the chains."

...

Danny wakes up hoping that he's in his room and everything he experienced was just a nightmare, but he was proved wrong when he saw that he was chained to another chair in the conference room with the same demon, two more demons, and a wolf girl.

"This for real," Danny thought.

Blitzo notice that Danny wake "good your wake now let's try this again without fucking freezing anymore of my room."

Moxxie tries a calm and reasonable approach to Danny "do you have a name?"

Danny responds, "D-Danny Fenton."

"So Danny, what do you remember?"

"I remember getting my parents' ghost portal.."

Loona interrupts Danny, "hold up ghost portal?"

"My parents ate ghost hunters."

"Okay I'll laugh at that and ask more about your parents later keep going with your story," said Blitzo

"Then I press something and end up in.."

"Hell."

"Yes hell."

"That about the same time when you close the portal Blitz," said Millie

"So am I dead?" said Danny

"No, you're alive sweetie."

"Then why am I in hell then?" Danny changes into the demon form "what's happening to me?"

"I think from what I gather when your parents' portal turn on you and Blitz closes his portal you enter you must have gotten some demon D.N.A. in you," said Moxxie

"Moxxie that is the dumbest thing I ever heard from your smooth brain ass," said Blitzo

Moxxie put his hands on his hip. "And what is your theory then sir?"

Blitzo thinks his theory for a moment but couldn't come up with one that's better than Moxxie's theory "fuck it let's go with the demon D.N.A. then."

"So he's half demon and half human now, so like Halfa-Demon?" said Loona. She thinks about it then says, "that's sound fucking lame."

"Okay what about my ice power?" said Danny

"That I have no answer for." said Moxxie

"Look, can you guys take me back home? I won't say anything about this."

"Yeah even if we do, how are you going to tell them about your turning into a demon dork," said Loona.

Danny realizes the wolf girl has a point "dammit."

Then an idea pops into Blitzo's head, and he tells Danny, "how about this Donny…."

"It's Danny," Danny corrects Blitzo.

"Whatever, we'll help you get back home and control your new demon powers if you do one thing for me?"

"What's that?"

"You work for my company."

"Your company?"

"Yeah it's a start-up company and I could use someone like you beside you'll have fucking hard time getting back to earth without us, so what did you say?"

"It's not like I have no other choice," Danny thought, then answered Blitzo, "I'll work with you."

"Great, we got a new member of our crew guys."

"What did I get myself into?"

….

Back in the present

"Ah fun memories," said Blitzo

"Yeah fun memories of tricking me to work for your assassin company," said Danny crossing his arm.

"Yeah but you're getting better with your demon powers."

"And you wouldn't come close with us Danny," said Millie

Danny sighs, uncrossing his arm."I guess."

Moxxi fired off a shot, "and the target is dead."

"Fuck why didn't you hold off I wanted take a picture of the bastard," said Blitzo

"Sorry sir he was about to leave again,"

"Okay well team time to head back home." Blitzo makes a portal, and everyone goes in, leaving the murder scene

[epickendall]

Halfa-Demon? part 2

Next week Danny wakes up from his sleep by his alarm on his phone. He gets up to do his daily routine by brushing his teeth, putting on his clothes, and when he tries to brush his hair, he suddenly changes into his demon form.

"God dammit I thought I got that under control," Danny thought. He quickly changed back to his human form.

Danny finishes his routine. He heads downstairs and goes into the kitchen to see his parents there. His dad Jack Fenton was wearing an orange jumpsuit reading the morning newspaper at the kitchen table, while his mom Maddie Fenton was wearing a blue jumpsuit putting bread into the toaster.

His mom sees him walking into the kitchen "good morning Danny how was your sleep?"

"Good," said Danny seats at the kitchen table

Jack put down the newspaper "so Danny how is your new job you've been quite busy these past days?"

"It's going good," then he thought, "if your job is actually in hell."

"Good because when I was young I started working about your age and it first taught me about responsibility and hard work. Also does your workplace experience anything paranormal?"

"Nope everything is fine at work dad no ghosts at all."

Maddie came to Danny with a plate of eggs and bacon, placed it in front of him, and came into the conversation.

"I still don't like you working this early for your age and boss calling when ever you got free time," said Maddie

"Let's just say my boss is a bold person when it comes to his business," Danny begins to eat.

"Well I don't want your new job affecting your school and personal life."

"If she only knew," Danny thought.

Then Danny's sister Jazz comes downstairs and sits at the kitchen table, and Maddie also gives her the same thing she gave Danny.

"So Jazz, do you have any plans for the day?" said Jack

"Probably study up on my reading test for tomorrow after school," said Jazz

"That's like to here," Jack goes back to his newspaper

"Do you have any plans for Danny?"

"Nope," said Danny, who thought, "if Blitz doesn't call me."

"Well I hope both of you have a good day at school," said Maddie

"School a place that makes hell seem nicer somehow," Danny thought

A few hours later, at Danny's school, Casper high school after half of the day of school work, tests, and school bullies. It's lunchtime. Danny is at a lunch table with his two best friends Sam a goth girl and Tucker a wannabe lady's man chatting up after eating cafeteria food.

"Have you guys seen the movie trailer for Kid Hell?" said Tucker

"Yeah that movie looks badass and I love the gothic theme to it," said Sam

"Kinda," said Danny

"We should go check out the movie after school," said Tucker

"I'm up for it, Danny?" said Sam

"No thanks I whether see something else," said Danny

"Why don't you want to see Kid Hell?"

"I'm kinda not into demon related things anymore."

"Yeah you stop playing Doom," Tucker pitches in

"Well I'm over with that game." Then Danny's phone buzzed. He pulled out a red and black phone and looked at it to see it was nonfiction for one of his apps. He noticed Tucker looking at it "what?"

"Dude I have never seen a phone like that where did you get?" said Tucker

"From my job." Danny put away his phone

"Speaking about your job what do you even do at your job?" said Sam

"Just filing papers and taking care of a few things around the workplace."

"And you get a cool phone like that, are they hiring?" Tucker made an eager grin

"Nope, they are not hiring anymore."

Tucker, stop grinning "damn."

"Anyway I guess we can find something at the movie other then Kid Hell," said Sam

"Thanks," said Danny

The three continued to chat until lunch was over, and they headed off to their class. Later, after school, the trio heads off to the movie theater, but Danny's phone starts to ring, and he sees Blitzo is calling him.

Danny tells Sam and Tucker, "I have taken this, it's my boss."

"Okay," said Sam

Danny walks a few feet away from his friends and answers the call, "yeah Blitz,."

"Danny we got job get your ass over here we need you for this." said Blitzo at the other end of the phone

"What's the job?"

"It involves some rednecks out in the backwoods of the midwest who have a bunch of pet grizzly bears."

"Thrilling."

"So here up and find a spot so I get you here."

"Got it." Danny hangs up and turns to his friends "sorry I have to go to work."

"Really just like that," said Sam

"Yep my boss got this special assignment and I'm needed for."

"Can he do it without you?"

"No I'm sorry I have to go, I'll try make this up to you guys see ya later," Danny walks off from his friend.

"I hate his job."

"Relax Sam," said Tucker

"Relax? Tucker ever since he started working for this job he spends less time with us."

"Look I'm sure Danny doesn't like this any better than you but we just have to be more patient."

"Whatever."

"Besides, if Danny 's job gets him that cool phone it can't be all that bad."

Danny finds a back alley with no witnesses. Danny changes into his demon form and makes a call to Blitzo and Portal appears right in front of Danny. He steps in and arrives at I.M.P. to see Millie holding a battle-ax, Moxxie holding a sniper rifle, and Blitzo holding a rocket launcher and the book.

"Took you long enough," said Blitzo

"Why do you have a rocket launcher Blitz?" said Danny

"Because I'm not going to let some fucking bears bite chunk of my sweet ass."

"I still think the rocket launcher is too much sir," said Moxxie

"Please Moxx this fucking bad boy is going blow those bears and that redneck away."

"Ready Danny?" said Millie

"Ready I'll ever be," said Danny

"Great, let's take this shit on the road," Blitzo makes a portal, and everyone walks into the portal and closes.

At the end of the day return home after almost getting bitten by bears and seeing Blitzo blowing the target in his cabin home. Danny met his sister, who was coming down the stairs.

"Hey Danny where have you been?" said Jazz

"My job," said Danny

"Then how was work?"

The only thing Danny could say about today's work is "it was booming."

[epickendall]

Halfa Demon?

People can have interesting jobs, from doctors to lawyers to middle school teachers. Having a job has its ups and downs depending on who you were asking. There are some jobs people wouldn't think or sound far-fetched. But one teenage boy's new job is going to change his entire life for better or for worse.

On a warm day in hell at an office building, a new start-up company named "I.M.P.," the founder/boss is having a meeting with his employees in the conference room. The boss who goes by the name Blitzo (which the 'o' is silent, by the way) stands in front of a conference table.

"Alright now you guys wonder why I gathered you all here?" said Blitzo

Blitzo weapon specialist imp Moxxie raised his hand and said, "Not really sir."

"Moxxie don't be fucking party pooper."

Moxxie rolls his eyes as his coworker/wife Millie answers Blitzo's question, "It's Danny's first day on the field."

"That's right , Millie. Danny, how are you feeling?"

Everyone turns to the imp to the middle right of the conference table to the new I.M.P. employee. He was a medium-height imp. He had snow-white hair, red skin, yellow sclera, blue iris, black horns, and a long sharp tail. The imp wore a white jacket, black collar shirt, red tie, black pants, and black boots.

The new employee said to Blitzo in a sarcastic tone, "ecstatic boss."

"Ah don't be that way Danny you might pop your killing boner like Moxxie a month ago expect hopefully it wouldn't fuck up the job." Blitzo turning to Moxxie

"I say I was sorry."

"Whatever."

"I'm still not comfortable with killing anyone even if they do deserve it," said Danny

"Oh boohoo I'll play the world smallest fucking violin," Danny turns to his boss's daughter and hellhound Loona. "Danny this is hell you better get used to it since you're now working here."

"Yeah, I know Loona."

"Besides Danny. At least you know how defend yourself both in and out of hell," said Millie

"I guess."

"Alright with this side conversation we got shit today." said Blitzo

"You got a client sir?" said Moxxie

"Yep and this one is going to be fun."

"Who's the target?" said Millie

"Well the target is this Beverly hill bimbo who killed the client with a steak knife and then stole her grand fashion whatever artsy shit."

"Do you have a plan this time?" said Moxxie

"I sure do Moxxie."

"Really," said Loona, who sounded surprised

"Yeah it's like stealing candy from a dumbass baby. See all we have to do is place a remote bomb onto the bimbo piss color sport car and blow that shit up once she gets in."

"That could actually work." said Moxxie

"Of course it will work. I got the genius mind while you got a limp dick over there."

Loona laughs

"Don't listen to him honey you got great dick." said Millie comforting her husband

"I'm surprised they manage to not kill each other instead of their target," Danny thought.

"Now then let's get the weapons and the book. We got some killing to do," Blitzo Walks out of the room.

The I.M.P. crew arrives at a high-end suburb of Beverly Hills, California. The imps sneak around the neighborhood, not getting spotted by any eyewitnesses. They sneak across to a house for sale across from the target house, and they hide behind a moving container. They see a yellow Tesla and white Jeep in the driveway while there is a car under a white sheet on the side of the street.

"Alright target haven't left yet," said Moxxie

"Good now Danny go place the bomb under her car." said Blitzo as he hands Danny C4

"Why can't Millie do that?" said Danny

"Because you're not taking a backseat on this job."

Danny groans; he looks around to see no eyewitness or a car driving on the street. He moves across the street and places it under Tesla. He quickly gets back to the other imps.

"Now we have to wait for the bimbo to get in," said Blitzo

"How did you know she's Bimbo Blitz?" said Millie

"I don't know but the way the client tells about her I can imagine her being a bimbo using daddy money to get whatever she wants without the fucking care in the world."

"Why does it sound like you dated someone like that?" said Danny

"I'll tell you the hell of dating after we're done with this Danny."

Moxie sees the front door opening at the target house. "I see two people coming out."

A woman in her early twenties was coming out of the house who had platinum blonde hair and blue eyes. She wore a tight violet purple dress that showed off her large breast, white high heels, and a black purse.

"Told you guys she's a bimbo," said Blitzo elbowed Moxxie

Behind the target is a red-haired man in his fifties wearing a blue suit with a red stripe tie. They go to the side of the street to the car under the sheet.

"Now for being such a good girl for the past few months Chloe I bought something you've been asking for a long time," said the older man as he took the sheet off the car to reveal a white Lamborghini Aventador.

Chole yelled in happiness, "daddy I can't believe you gave me a Lamborghini."

"I give the best for my baby girl." the man goes into his pocket and takes out the keys to the car "give it a spin."

The woman kisses her dad on the cheek as she takes the keys from him. She gets into the Lamborghini, and in mere seconds she drives off.

Blitzo facepalm "you gotta be fucking kidding me."

"What do we know, boss?" said Danny

Blitzo looks over next door and sees a black Porsche 911 in the driveway. The imp grinned and said, "Millie I'm gonna need you to hotwire a car."

"Got it Blitz," said Millie

"What about the C4?" said Danny

"We can worry about that later we our target is escaping." said Blitzo

"Well there goes the safe plan," Moxxie thought

Chole drives her brand new car down the street and stops at a stoplight as she talks on her phone.

"Yeah my daddy gave me a brand new car today and it's fucking badass," said Chole

"Awesome babe, when are you coming over my place?" said the caller from the other end

"I think around the afternoon I need to go shopping and get to a meeting about my new fashion idea."

"Isn't the one that you Opal came up with? Aslo what happened to Opal?"

"I have no idea, maybe she is busy getting gangbang by a bunch of hood rats for drugs."

"You're probably right."

"I always am, now I gotta go bye," Chole hung up. She looked at the red light and thought, "c'mon turn fucking green now." Then she hears honking and screaming behind her "wtf," she turns to see a black Porsche toward her and a desert eagle coming out of the passenger side, and it shoots at her car "omg someone trying to kill me."

Chole peels off, ignoring the red light as she tries to get away from the Porsche. Inside the car, Blitzo is in the driver's side, Millie in the passenger seat, Danny and Moxxie are in the backseat holding for dear life.

"I'll never complain about my dad driving again," Danny thought

"Wow this car has some fucking horsepower to it," said Blitzo as he dodged a parked car and keeping with the target

"Damn it's kind of hard to get shot on her since there back window on that car," said Millie as she reloaded her pistol

Chole tried to lose them by turning corners and getting in and out of traffic, but Blitzo was on her ass. Chole starts to dial 911 on her phone.

"Hello this 911 what's your emergency?" said the operator

"Someone trying fucking kill me!" Chole shouted

"Calm down where are you?"

"I'm driving down Westpoint street and someone in a black Porsche is shooting at me."

"We'll try to send the police to the location."

"you fucking better!"

Blitzo sees a gas station up ahead and gets an idea. "Danny I'm gonna need you to use your freaky power to stop this bitch."

"And that is?" said Danny

"Put her on ice."

Danny ignores the trouble pun as he sticks his right hand out of the passenger. His eyes glow blue as a large amount of ice comes out of his hand and freezes the back of Chole's car. Causing her to spin out of control, the last thing she saw in the Porsche was a bunch of imps.

"W.T.F.!" said Chole before Millie shot her in the head, and her car slid into the gas station and exploded.

Blitzo stops the car. "Fucking A, good job Millie and Danny that bitch is dead."

"Thanks Blitzo," said Millie

"Yeah sure," said Danny as he sighs

"Moxxie even though you did jack shit at least you didn't fuck up," said Blitzo

Moxxie was about to retort only to hear police sirens in the distance, and Blitzo drives away from the scene of the crime.

After losing the cops, the I.M.P. crew arrive back at the headquarters with the successful job at hand. They return to hell back at the office. Loona was looking at her phone at the reception desk.

"How did it go?" said Loona, not looking from her phone

"Went well sweetie Danny really ice the bimbo," said Blitzo

Danny groans. "Please stop with the ice puns."

"It's unbearable," said Moxxie

"I actually like Blitzo puns," said Millie

"Thank you, Millie at least someone appreciates my comedy," said Blitzo

"Okay, do you need me for anything else?" said Danny

"Nope you can go home for the day."

Blitz uses the magical book to make a hell portal that leads to an alleyway on earth.

"See you guys later," said Danny as he walked into the portal, and it closed.

"I think he's warming up to the job," said Millie

"He better I'm paying him," said Blitzo

"Give it time sir Danny case is unique," said Moxxie

"I know that that's why we and the prince are keeping Danny a secret or we all going get fuck in the ass." Blitzo shoves his hand into his pockets and accidentally presses something. He pulled out the detonator for the C4

"wait is that for the C4 we forget take out of the car?" said Moxxie

"hm your right but the job so who fucking care," Blitzo shrugs and throws the detonator into the trash can

At the alleyway on earth, Danny looks around for anyone near the alleyway; he changes from an imp to a human. His human form had raven hair, normal skin, normal blue eyes, and no demon features. He wore a white t-shirt with a red circle, blue jeans, white socks, red and white shoes. The now human teen walks out of the alleyway and walks a couple of blocks to a strange building with a large chamber on the roof and a sign saying 'Fenton Works.' Danny walks into the house. He sees or hears that nobody is at home.

He heads upstairs and goes to his bedroom, flops onto his bed, and looks up at the ceiling. Danny thought, "how long before this job affects my life?"

Author note: Yeah, new story. I hope you guys enjoy this one, and I made a poll. If you guys want to check it out, have a good one.

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A Trip To The Fall part 2

After a little shopping at Gravity Falls mall, the Tennysons come back to the Rustbucket as Grandpa Max has a bag full of strange food that includes squid that he is going to make for dinner much to the dismay of Gwen and Ben.

"God squid burgers again," said Gwen sitting down

"I don't have any snack with me that would knock the taste of squid out of my mouth," said Ben sitting down next to her

"At least we're going to Seattle there are tons of things to do there like the parks and museums,"

"And of course Seattle has one of the best comic book shops in the U.S.," Ben smiled and put his arms behind his head

"Really comics are the only thing you look forward to in Seattle, Ben?"

"Of course there nothing else in Seattle is interesting to me," closes his eyes

"How about the Museum of Pop Culture where they have a bunch of indies video games

The museum with videogames got Ben to open his eyes "Now you're talking my language,"

Max gets into the driver seat of the Rv and strips in "all right Seattle here we go," Max drives the rust bucket out of the mall parking lot

Back in the mystery shack, Dipper hands Stan his package as he smiled when he got his hands on it, and Mabel walks in to see Stan's package.

"So that package what is it?" said Mabel

"This is the box of wonders, and I read off the internet that it does wonders," said Stan

"Like what?" said Dipper

"For example, it could make me young again," Stan open the box and there was a blue flask with a clear liquid inside

"Should we research the effect the box does before we drink something dangerous from it,"

"Nonsense Dipper I got this besides what the worse could happen,"

"Oh no he says those curse words," said Mabel

Stan drinks the clear liquid until the flash is empty "so do I look young or what,"

"Nope, your still our lovable old grunkle  Stan,"

"Dang it, I knew this thing was a ripoff," Stan throws the bottle in the trash, but he didn't notice some of his hair rising from his chest and popping out of his white beater

"Um Stan you might want to go look in the mirror," said Dipper

Stan got excited, "wait, do I look young again!"

"No, but you got more chest hair,"

"What!" Stan goes to the bathroom to see that his chest hair has grown bigger and hairier "crap quick kids give me a Razor and tons of  shaving cream,"

"On it," said Mabel heading toward Stan room

Dipper looks at the box of wonder to find a notecard inside, and Dipper reads it.

"The box of wonder sometimes does not give you what you want,"

"Whelp this bite Stan in the butt," Dipper thought

Mabel comes back with a razor and large shaving cream and hands to Stan "here you go Grunkle Stan,"

"God this is going to take hours to shave off it's a good thing that there are no customers at this hour," said Stan taking off his white beater and the twins hold in their lunches seeing there grunkle old men body

"All right think I'm going somewhere else," said Dipper

"I'm with you Dipper," said Mabel going with Dipper and away from Stan shaving his chest hair off

Later on the day, The rust bucket was working perfectly until the Rv engine started to make a sound strange and started to slow down, making Grandpa Maz pull the Rv over on the side of the road.

"Grandpa what's wrong?" said Gwen

"It's Rustbucket something wrong with the engine," said Max

"I can fix it with Gray matter or Upgrade," said Ben hover his hand over the Omnitrix

"No thanks Ben I think I got it," Max heads out of the door to see what the problem

"Wonder why grandpa didn't want my aliens to help?"

"I think the watch gives you the wrong alien to work with or you'll do more damage to the Rustbucket," said Gwen

"Please I'm sure wouldn't break it that much," Ben cross his arms

Grandpa Max opens the Rv hood and Immediately sees what is wrong with the Rv to see most of the Rv engine parts are missing or stolen.

"How in the world did this happen," Max thought then he look around to see any place nearby where he spots the Mystery Shack down the road "I could get some help there but better tell Ben and Gwen first,"

Max goes back into the rust bucket and informs Gwen and Ben what about the situation, and he heads back out and walks to the Mystery Shack he sees the S for the sign has fallen off.  

"Is it supposed to be like that," Max thought he shrugs his shoulder and knocks on the door

The door opens to Stan in his suit and fake eye patch "ah I see what got a customer for this afternoon tour of the Mystery Shack,"

"No my Rv has broken down I just need a phone to call a mechanic from town,"

"Oh sorry but the nearest auto shop is out of town,"

"Really,"

"Yep but I know I guy who handy with any type of automobile which can help you out with your Rv,"

"That kind of you,"

"But you have to go on the gravity fall tour for me to call me,"

"Are you serious,"

"Hey, I got business to run, so do we have a deal?"

Max sighs "fine I'll go get my grandkids for this tour,"

"Hey the more, the merrier,"

Max gots Ben and Gwen out of the rust bucket and into the Mystery Shack onto Stan tour of the hovel where Ben and Gwen were not enjoying the tour at all.

"Men none of this are even real," Ben whispered to Gwen

"No kidding I'm pretty sure he just glue an eyeball to a fake leg" Gwen whispered back

Stan stopped at the Unknown display, "and this is the unknown a mystery that no one seems to know what it is,"

"What you think it is?" said Ben

"I think I'm some strange glob monster that nature created and left abandon," Stan try to sound mysterious

"Yeah right you made that up on the spot," Gwen thought

At the end of the tour, Stan takes Ben, Gwen, and Max to the gift shop where the clerk Wendy is reading a magazine, and Dipper and Mable are stocking the display.

"Now you guys can shop at the gift shop," said Stan

"What about the phone call to your guy?" said Max

"Fine come with me," Stan take Max to a phone while Ben and Gwen look around the gift shop

Gwen looked at the question mark shop and not looking she bumps into someone "sorry about that,"

Gwen see to the person she bumps into was Dipper "that okay it was an accident,"

"Hey, you're the one that gave me the direction to the mall,"

"Yep, the name Dipper by the way,"

"Gwen so what are you doing here,"

"Oh, I work slash live here,"

"What do you mean you live here?"

"The guy that shows you're around the tour is my great uncle my sister, and I are staying with him for the summer,"

"Hey Dipper do you have any more tape," said Mabel coming up on Dipper and seeing Gwen "and who's your new friend,"

"Gwen meet my sister Mabel,"

Gwen takes a look at Dipper and Mabel were twins almost identical if Mabel didn't have braces and longer hair then Dipper.

"Nice to meet you, Mabel," said Gwen

"You too Gwen had fun on the Mystery shack tour?" said Mabel

"Um..it was interesting," Gwen said not wanting to tell the truth

"Gwen checks this out," Ben comes in holding a fake stone tablet "do you think Grandpa would buy this for me?"

Gwen looks at the price tag and sees it was 25 dollar "No way he's going to buy this,"

"Oh man," then Ben see the same kid Gwen talk to earlier the day "so talking to your boyfriend again,"

Gwen blushes "Ben,"

"Wow Dipper didn't realize you got over your crush that quickly," said Mabel smiling from ear to ear

"No we're not dating I j-just help her with some direction when I was getting Stan package," said Dipper who blushes as well

"Guy's I'm just joking calm down," said Ben

"Oh," said Mabel who then thought "But it worth some thinking,"

"And who this?" said Dipper

"This my cousin Ben, Ben this is Dipper and Mable their nephew  and niece to the guy that took us on that tour," said Gwen

"Do you guys know that most of the things in that tour is fake right,"

"Yep," said Dipper

"And sometimes we make them," said Mabel

"So you guys stop by the tour,"

"Not really your uncle would help us out with our Rv trouble if we go on the tour," said Ben

"That sounds like Stan would do," said Mabel

"He probably calling Soos," said Dipper

"Who Soos," said Gwen

"He's our friend and the mystery shack handymen I'm sure he can get your guys Rv fix in no time,"

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A Trip To The Fall

One day at a quiet but yet weird town of Gravity Falls in a tourist trap, two twins Dipper and Mable Pines are watching the latest episode of Ducktective Mabel was into the episode and while Dipper is getting some mile joy out of it. In the episode, the Ducktective looks for clues in a pub with a cop.

"You're not going to find anything in here that other men on the force couldn't find," said the cop

"Quack Quack Quack Quack (There something that other officers miss in this pub)," said Ducktective

"Oh what would that be?" the cop put his hands on his hip

"Quack (this)," Ducktective steps on a false floor tile than a bookcase swings open to reveal a staircase

"My word," the cop was stunned

Ducktective and the police walk down the stairs while Mabel eats some popcorn, feeling the tension as Dipper rolls his eyes.

"I could have figured that out," Dipper thought

"Oh god, what could be at the bottom of the staircase, Dipper? the murder weapon?" said Mabel

"Or it could be the killer's hideout, Mabel," said Dipper

The Ducktective and the cop reach to the bottom of the staircase to see various photos of the murder victim, a bed, weapons, and a table full of papers and a pitch of water.

"This must be the murders hideout," said the cop

"Told you," said Dipper

Then Ducktective goes to a photo of the queen of England with a circle around her head.

"Oh my god the murder is going to come after the queen," said the cop

"Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack (then we must warn the queen before it's too late)," said the Ducktective

Then show cuts to a commercial to a new Sumo Slammers card collection later in the summer.

"Wow this turning out to be a great episode," said Mabel

"I think it's okay," said Dipper

"Oh, c'mon Dipper the murder is going to try to kill the queen of England,"

"She probably not going to die once the Ducktective stops the killer before he even gets near the queen,"

"I have you seen this episode before?"

"No just guessing what happens how this episode is going to happen,"

"Moving on how you and your mystery lately," said Mable eating some of her popcorn

"Aw, nothing major has come up just one thing that seems to be trending around town,"

"What is it?"

"That some household items have gone missing and some people devices haven't been working for the past few days,"

"Anything from the journal?"

"Nope, no creatures in the book steal stuff unless it's souls or quarters,"

"Quarters who steal quarters?"

"Fairies,"

"Really, there, fairies!" Mabel got excited "I can have fairy as a friend,"

"Yeah Mabel the fairies are usually deep in the woods, and they have their hiding place, so they are hard to find,"

"Oh man,"

As the twins continue to watch the Tv show until their Great uncle Stan comes into the room.

"All right, I need of you two to go into the town for me and go to the post office to get a package," said Stan

"What's the package?" said Dipper

"It's vital for me and the mystery shack so which is going into town,"

"Paper, rock, and scissor Mabel,"

"Sure Dipper," said Mabel

Dipper and Mabel play a quick game of paper, rock, and scissor, and the loser would go and get Stan package Dipper has rock but Mabel paper.

"I win," said Mabel

"Fine, I'll go get the package," said Dipper standing up and was about to head out

Stan calls Dipper out before he goes "and you got to be careful with the package it's very fragile,"

"Got it!" Dipper shout back as left the shack

Mabel goes back to watching Ducktective, and he confronts the killer to be Ducktective's old friend from high school, and Mabel was in shock.

"I did not see that coming, and he was so nice,"

Dipper comes to the post office, and he got Stan's package that was an old wooden box that has some accident language all around it.

"What the heck did Stan order," Dipper lock around the box to see no further information on it "whatever it is I hope Stan doesn't get myself in trouble with this,"

Dipper leaves the post office as he heads back home to give Stan his package but then sees a redhead girl around his age wearing a blue long sleeve shirt with a cat symbol on it, white pants, and white shoes. She was next to a tan Rv with red stripes on it, and she was holding a bit and seemed to be lost. Dipper decided to be a good samaritan and help her out.

Dipper comes up to her "excuse me,"

The redhead turns around "oh yes,"

"I notice you look trouble anything I can help you out,"

"Yeah my grandpa is trying to find the town mall, and we can't seem to find it,"

"Let me see the map," the girl hands Dipper the map "all you have to do is turn left on a few corners, and you'll be there," Dipper hands back the map

"Thanks,"

"No problem I hope you have a good time in Gravity Falls even it can get kinda weird," Dipper leaves the girl and heads back to Gravity Falls

The girl thought "he was helpful and kinda cute,"

Then she heard a whistling noise behind her, and she turned around to see her brunette cousin with a grin.

"So Gwen who is your newest crush," her cousin tease

Gwen blushed a bit "shut it, Ben, and he was just helping me out that's all,"

"Sure he was," Ben snicker a bit

"Ben and Gwen I got the tools," the cousin turn around to see their Grandpa Max holding a bag of tools

"I got the direction to the mall," said Gwen

"Great, we can get something for dinner tonight," Max opens the Rv door, and everyone gets in the Rv and Max start's the Rv up and drives to the mall.

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Kim Possible: Dangerous Love

On a warm Sunday morning in the city of Middleton at a bedroom apartment, two women were sleeping one was a redhead in her early 20’s, is medium height, and she was wearing a white t-shirt and pink pajama pants. The woman who is holding the redhead close to her is an older woman about late in her 20’s whose hair is mixed jet black and green highlights the woman was taller than the redhead, and the older woman is wearing a green tank top and grey sweatpants. Then the alarm on the phone on the ground started to beep, waking the redhead from her sleep.

“Shego time to get up,” said the redhead getting out the women grapes

“Five more minutes Kim,” said Shego who menage to get Kim back to her

Kim smiles “c’mon Shego I can’t be late, or my boss would chew my head off,”

Shego let’s go of Kim “fine,”

The two were Kim Possible and Shego; the two of them have been dating for half a year only allowing a few people to know about their relationship right now the two seem to be madly in love with each other. Kim and Shego go on their morning routine with Kim getting in the shower and Shego brushing her teeth and Shego looks at Kim for a second while she is in the shower.

“Did anyone tell you that got a cute butt,” said Shego

“So far your the only person to say that,” said Kim washing her hair

The next thing that happens is Kim puts on her work clothes that include a brown business jacket, light blue-collar shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes. While Shego is cooking breakfast burrito for both of them, Shego sees her phone on the kitchen counter buzzing she picks it up to see a familiar number, and she ignores the number as Kim comes out of the bedroom with a business bag.

“Here you go,” said Shego handing Kim a wrapped breakfast burrito  

“Thanks, Shego,” said Kim kissing Shego on the check and heading to the front door

“Go, kickass babe,”

“I will see you in the afternoon Shego,” Kim left the apartment and head to work 

Shego grabs her phone and her breakfast at the kitchen table, and she begins to eat her burrito before another call comes on her phone, and she sees it was the same number Shego sighs and answers it. 

“Hello,” said Shego

“Shego I been calling you for two days now,” said the caller

“That because I thought you take the hint and the note I sent you that I am done working with the company,”

“Shego you can’t just quit all of the sudden there is a process to layoffs,”

“The process takes five months, and I’m not waiting five months to get screw by the big boss,”

“You are centrally not doing yourself a favor not doing the jobs you pay to do,”

“Please go grab another girl who wants the thrill and large cash for those jobs as for me I’m moving on getting something real for once in my life,”

“Shego your talking nonsense,”

“Then you don’t get me or truly understand why I’m quitting then goodbye forever,” Shego hangs up for the caller could get a word “dick,” she thought as continue to eat her breakfast

After she finishes her breakfast, Shego changes into a black jacket, tight jeans, and black boots, and she heads out of her apartment.

“Time for job hunting,” Shego as she goes into the city.

Later in the day at a local pizza shop, Kim is with her friend Monique eating salad together while talking to each other.

“I can’t believe Heather cheated on her boyfriend last night,” said Monique

“Me neither they seem to be a great couple I have no idea she would do that to Mike,” said Kim

“I heard that she thought Mike was going to leave her for his ex, but he was just planning the first anniversary and his ex was just helping him pick flowers for her,”

 “Wow talk about miscommunication there,”

“It’s sad to see a great relationship end in a massive bang,” said Monique eating some salad and then said, “so how you and Shego doing Kim?”

“Were doing great Monique,”

“I still can’t believe that she moved into your apartment last month,”

“Hey, that because our relationship is getting serious,”

“Yet you still don’t know much about her like knowing her actual name,”

“I’m working on that,” 

“Kim as a friend I think you need to slow down a bit with you and Shego until get to her better before things between you two get more serious,”

“Monique it’s not like I’m planning on marrying her,”

“She can’t be a mystery forever sooner or later you got know the real her,”

“Good point,”

“Just be careful Kim,”

“I’m always Careful Monique I got this under control,” then the two kept eating their lunch and talking about something else.

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Possible 10 chapter 14

On the next day, Team 10 was standing in the hotel parking lot waiting for Grandpa Max to arrive.

“So Ben I take the date with Monique went well even with Dr. Animo crashing it,” said Kevin

“Yep everything went great but,” said Ben

“But what?” said Gwen

“Monique knows about the Omnitrix,”

“Dude are you going tell everyone about your secret identity while we’re here,” said Kevin

“No, I’m not,”

“Then you should be careful and try not to slip up again,” said Gwen

“I won’t I didn’t exactly have time to make up an excuse when Monique saw me change back,”

“All right then moving on what do you guys think about the third alien that got Max coming here,” said Kevin

“The alien must be a major problem that got grandpa to come here,”

“No doubt maybe grandpa has some past info when you told him the alien name, Ben,” said Gwen

“I hope he does because we haven’t spotted this alien for weeks,”

Then the three spots grandpa Max rustbucket coming into the hotel parking lot and parking near Team 10 and Max come out of the RV.

“Grandpa!” said Ben and Gwen as they come up to Max

“Hey kids,” said Max giving Ben and Gwen hug and stop “so how you guys doing,”

“Fine,” said Gwen

“All right,” said Kevin

“Fantastic,” said Ben as he smiles a bit

“Well Ben you seem to be a wonderful mood,” said Max

“That because he got himself a girlfriend,” said Kevin

“Kevin!” said Ben turning to him

“What he was going to find out eventually,” Kevin shrugs his shoulder

“So off the market huh so what her name, Ben?” said Max who grins

“Her name is Monique,”

“How long you two been going out,”

“For a day now but can’t we talk about this later and talk about the third alien,”

“All right Ben, everyone come on in the Rust Bucket,”

Gwen whispered to Ben, “why are you not telling grandpa more about Monique?”

Ben whispered back “I wanted to be a surprise, but Kevin don’t worry I’ll tell him,”

The three get into the Rustbucket to see the inside hasn’t changed that much; on a table are some old dusty files, and Max closes the door.

“So grandpa who is Ejaw?” said Ben

“Ejaw come from an alien race call Ecrew race,” said Max grabbing a file and open to show to Team 10

They see a dark figure with red eyes, sharp teeth, and his whole body looks like a shadow except a necklace around his neck.

“His race is almost extinct due to planet running out of resource, and it’s the long year of hibernation,” said Max

Gwen looked at the file some more, “then why did Ejaw end up in the Null Void grandpa?”

“Years ago me and the other plumbers stopped Ejaw from turning the earth into his planet that would kill half of the population,”

“Dang, how did you plan to do that?” said Kevin

“With a device called Nrisk, it has the power to transform any climate and surface of the planet to the user liking but it too powerful to use and that why it’s ban through the galaxy so that it will never use again,”

“And why does Middleton have to do with Nrisk and Ejaw in the first place?” said Ben

“Because if I’m right Ejaw well try to finish what he started several years ago, but we broke a piece off of the Nrisk so that it wouldn’t work,”

“And the piece of the device is in Middelton,” said Gwen

“Bingo and I know where we hide the place in Middleton,”

“Where?” said Kevin

“Middleton space center,”

“How about we head over there to see if Ejaw hadn’t gotten there yet,” said Ben

“Good idea Ben,”

So Max gets the Rustbucket out of the hotel parking, and they head to Space Center Ben seated upfront with Max.

“So Ben are you going to tell me more about your new girlfriend,” said Max

“Uh, sure grandpa me and Monique bump each other when Gwen got kidnap,”

“Go on,”

“Then we meet again at the movies we talk so more and give each other phone number, and the rest is history,” Ben and smile a bit

“So does she know about the Omnitrix,”

“Yes, she does grandpa and doesn’t worry she won’t say so a word I promise,”

“All right, Ben I’ll take your word for it,” Max then ask “so what made you feel head over heels with Monique,”

“Monique is cool, sweet, and very beautiful also she a great at fashion,”

“I can’t wait when you introduce to her to me Ben,”

“You’ll like her grandpa,” said Ben, putting his arms behind the back of his head and thinking about Monique as they continued to drive to the Space Center.

Meanwhile, at the Middleton Mall in the food court, Kim and Monique were sitting down and talking about Monique and Ben’s date last night, also Monique knowing Ben’s secret.

“Look, Monique, me and Ron are sorry about lying to you knowing Ben and his secret,” said Kim

“Well you should Kim you could have given me a hint on who I’m dating if they got a secret identity,” said Monique sipping a bottle of soda

“I thought it was Ben decisions to tell you about his secrets and not me,”

“I guess it wouldn’t be right for you to tell me about what Ben actual do before Ben did,”

“Are we cool, Monique?”

“I’m still a little mad about you and Ron lying to me but yeah we’re cool just don’t this again,”

“I won’t Monique,” Kim sips a cup of Ice tea “now we got that out of the way how was the date went that didn’t get wreck by a crazy green scientist,”

“Kim the date was great Ben took me to fancy french restaurant and Ben was such a gentleman throughout the night,” Monique smirk

“That good, huh?”

“Yeah, he and I got to know each other even after I found out about his secret,”

“So, it was worth it?”

“Yep, the date was worth it,”

“You actually went on that date with him,” Kim and Monique turn to see Bonnie with a bunch of bags full of clothes. She grabs a chair from another table beside them. She sat down with Kim and Monique putting her bags on the ground.

“You know Monique date, Bonnie?” said Kim

“I was there when Ken ask Monique out on Tara house party,”

“His name is Ben Bonnie and yes I went on a date with him, and it was great,” said Monique

“Even with him being a bit weird,”

“What do you mean, him being a bit weird?”

“I’m saying that he, his cousin that looks like Kim, and that guy in the muscle car show up to Middleton out of nowhere and weirds things has been happening since,”

“Bonnie Ben his cousin and friend only staying for a job that’s all,” said Kim

“And nothing out of the ordinary in this town,” said Monique

“Fine where did Ben take you Monique?” said Bonnie

“He took me to The Crown for your information,”

“At least he got I give him that,”

“Don’t have anything else to do other than calling my boyfriend weird, Bonnie?”

“Actually I do just want to hear anything that worth a good gossip,” Bonnie gets up and grab her bags and walks off

“So boyfriend huh,” said Kim who smirks

“Well I mean not but soon,”

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Madness in Gotham part 2

Alice waits for the nurse to return while she is still strapped to the medical bed in the rehabilitation center. The nurse comes back with a tall brown hair and black eye woman in doctor clothing, and next to her is Arkham guards holding a Billy club.

"It's good that your wake Mrs. Liddel I'm Doctor Young and do you know where you are?" said the doctor

"Yes I'm in Arkham Asylum in Gotham City am I correct?" said Alice

"Yes, you are, and are you aware of why you're here and not in Boston?"

"Because what I did to the head nurse, the two staffs, and one of the patience at that asylum,"

"Good at least your memory is correct and not forgotten,"

"Can you let me out of these straps they're kinda tight, you know?"

"We can't do that unless you are not harmful to yourself or the other staffs," said the guard

"And I'm not going to be, so can I get out of these now?"

"Nurse," said Dr.Young

Nurse unstraps Alice from the bed "thank you,"

"Now there are rules here Alice you must follow them if ever want to be cured and get out of this place,"

"And what are the rules?"

"Rules are fellow you can't engage with any of the violent patience, not in a fight or sexual contact, you are allowed center object in your cell by a guard, you can't have any weapons with you, you must take your medicine whatever time we set up, and last you can't ask any of the staff to help you escape," said the guard

"Boy they are very strict here," Alice thought

"Got it, Alice," said Dr. Young

"Yes, Dr. Young I understand,"

"All right then in a few hours, you'll be going to your room, Alice,"

"Okay, Doctor,"

"Hm she seems quiet, and well-manner it's either a good thing or a bad thing from what I got from her doctor notes and logs I lean on bad," Dr. Young thought

Later on the day, Alice gets moved to her new cell on the left side of the cellblock of the Asylum, the guard opens the cell door, and Alice walks into the cell, and he closes by behind her. Alice looks around to see that her room has one bed, a couple of bed sheets and pillows on it, a toilet, and a sink, last in the cell is a window that has balls in them.

"All right this going to be my home at the moment," Alice thought

Then she looks at the cell from the right and left to her one was empty on her right, but on the left, she sees a blonde woman sleeping on her bed, and Alice could not see her face. Alice sits down on her bed, and then she sees and hears two guards moving an older man with dark gray hair.

"I'll kill all of you! I'll burn this unholy place to the damn guardian," said the old men

"Shut the hell up!" said one of the guards dragging me away

The shooting wakes the blonde women up who had pigtails and blue eyes; she looks at Alice and grins.

"Woah fresh meat I never have seen you before in Arkham hun," said the women in Brooklyn accent

"I just got transfer here from Boston,"

"Ah, you're British as well what's your name and what have you done to get here,"

"Alice Liddel and I don't want to say of my past crimes,"

"So keeping yourself mystery I wouldn't do that because some of these guys would try to be a doctor to find out your dirty secrets like me,"

"And who are you, might I ask?"

"Well if I had my makeup, you would know who am I, but I don't so I'll tell you I am the world-famous Harley Quinn,"

"Harley Quinn, the same one that works with the Joker?"

"Yes, and we have broken up at the moment his a jerk,"

"So tell me Harley wait is like in Gotham?"

"It's a madhouse most of the time and have to look after yourself,"

"I've been doing that ever since I was 10," Alice thought

"So I ask again what did you do get yourself in here did Batman and his bat soldiers catch you?"

"No, I kill my head nurse back in my old asylum with a kitchen knife and cut her heart out of her body,"

"Ohh, now that's violent, why did you kill her?"

"She tries to do something that I didn't like that all I could say,"

"So your killer under that Britishness,"

"I guess you would say that,"

"I think you're going fit right in Arkham friend,"

"I might not want to be friends with her, but she could help me out while I look for any clues," Alice thought then said, "thanks friend,"

"Looks like I made a new friend I hope red wouldn't be jealous," Harley thought

On the next day in Akram, Alice got to know a bit more about her new surroundings from Harley, but she was no closer to finding what she was looking for in the Asylum. Alice is now at Arkham cafeteria eating lunch with other patients in the Arkham she sat next to the passive patience that wouldn’t try to put a fork or spoon into her eyes.

"I just got to go find someone else that knows more about Arkham maybe someone who hasn't escaped or had one of the doctors talking about other things than their patient health,"

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Alice and the other patients turn to see the infamous Two-Face with a few cuts on his regular trying to strangle the Joker

"What wrong Two-face I was just trying to match both of your faces," said the Joker who then made his famous laughs

Then four guards come in and break the two apart from each other before things go out of hand, and the guard takes Joker and Two-face out of the cafeteria, and things went back to normal.

"Harley is right; this place is a madhouse, but I got to focus on my goal of getting mine revenge," Alice thought as she continued eating.

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Madness in Gotham

On a foggy night at Gotham city on the outskirts of the city, a building that knows to house the city and the world craziest people and try to rehabilitate them to make them healthy and standard for the society this place is called Akram asylum. Inside the building is the staff lounge room, where two doctors were smoking and drinking while on their break.

"So who are you going to try to fix for the day Dr.Smith," said the doctor who drank his coffee

"Unforntally Killer Croc," said Dr.Smith

"Damn I heard that freak bite off one of the security guards arm off when he tries to take a plate away from him,"

"I think I can help him,"

"Sure you can that why he here for the 21 times in this crazy hell hole,"

"And what about you?"

"Some old men who think the world is ending in 10 days and he end up killing his wife and his pet cat,"

"Sound easy enough to find the root of the problem,"

"Hopefully it is,"

"But did you hear we got a new inmate coming from Boston,"

"Who is it this time?" the doctor takes a puff of his cigarette

"Don't know her full name but she an older teenage girl she goes by the named Alice,"

"What her story?"

"What I gather she had traumatic experience from a house fire that killed her whole family and she been in an asylum in Boston for years until now," 

"Why the sudden transfer,"

"Alice had some sort of mental meltdown, and she ends up killing two orderly, a patient, and the head nurse of the asylum," 

"Wow, that mess up,"

"Yeah she gutted the two orderly, chock the patient to death and the head nurse got it worse,"

"What happens to the nurse?"

"The girl cut the nurse heart out, and she put on a medical tray and wrote above it 'the queen has no more heart now' before the guards knock her out,"

"Jesus that something that Harley Quinn or Joker would do. when she is even coming?"

"She already here she in the rehabilitation center where they are testing her for any signs of the effect of the drug they gave her in Boston,"

"Let's hope she can be saved or at least won't another problem we have to deal with,"

In the rehabilitation center on an asylum bed with an older teenage girl with raven hair and wearing a white asylum jumpsuit strapped to the bed, sound asleep as the nurse is sitting next to her writing things down on a clipboard. This is Alice Liddell, who has been through a lot for years that people would feel sorry for her and what she has been through, but for Alice, she is in her own world as she is asleep. In Alice's mind, she is walking around a waterfall in the middle of Forest with random objects on the ground like dice, playing cards, teeth, and old teapots. Alice is wearing a blue dress, white apron, zebra printed pantyhose, black boots, and an omega sign necklace. 

Alice finds a cup of tea waiting for her next to a crooked tree, and she took a sip from and sighs.

"I know you're there you can come out now," said Alice finishing her tea

Then a long length grey cat with a massive head, a large earring on his left ear, yellow eyes, and a broad smile this is the Chesire cat "you know it's time, right?"

"Yes I know the time I'm in Gotham city more especially Arkham Asylum," said Alice

"Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane funny this place is worse than the last Asylum in Boston,"

"I heard from the news about the many crazy villains that house in here and the breakouts that happen sometimes,"

"Yet you're here to find information to finish your hit list of revenge and that would help wonderland in the process,"

"I just hope I don't bite off more than I can choose," Alice finish her tea and puts it back on the crooked tree

"My advice is to stay smart and don't get reckless even with the victory is in your grasp, Alice,"

"I'm sure that's helpful advice cat,"

Then the world around Alice started to shake up with everything going black around Alice.

"Time to wake up Alice and go back to reality," said Chesire as he disappears in the darkness

Alice then gets sucked up in the darkness, and she felt like she was in a twister as her body goes around in a dark empty space. Until she opens her eyes to a medical room where the nurse next to her sees she awake.

 "Ah good the patience is wake I better get Mrs.Young here to met her new patient," said the nurse getting up from her chair and head toward the line phone

"My first day in Arkham let see how this goes," Alice thought

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The Birth of the Ghost King part 6

After school at the front entrance of the school, Sam and Tucker were waiting for Danny so that they could walk home together, Danny came to the front door with his jacket tied around his waist, and three started to talk while they walked along.

"Danny how's was that roman ghost that you have to take care of during lunch?" said Tucker

"Easy all he did was throw ghost spears at me and try to use a sword on me but one punch to the side of his head he was knock out," said Danny

"That like the fourth ghost attack this week did Clockwork say anything about it Danny?" said Sam

"Yeah about that,"

Flashback

Danny was flying through the ghost world until he stopped by Clockwork for some answers about the recent ghost attack. When he flies in their Danny could not find Clockwork anywhere but a note on one of his desks. 

Danny reads the note "Danny you'll meet someone that important for events that would unfold for the next few months," 

"Okay thanks for that Clockwork," said Danny then he looked at his watch "crap I'm about to be late for school,"

Flashback ends

"That odd what you suppose that means?" said Sam

"No idea but the events got me to worry," said Danny

"Danny you handle worse things then more ghost popping up," said Tucker

"Yeah but something doesn't feel right Tucker,"

"We'll figure this out together Danny," said Sam giving Danny a small pat on the back

"Thanks, Sam,"

"Besides the ghost attack and some animous event that is going to happen what else happens in your guys day,"

"Nothing new except for the new girl in me and Danny English class," said Tucker

"New girl, what new girl?"

"Her name is Wendy, and she moves from Oregon because of her mom job," said Danny

"How do you know that, Danny?"

"Because the teacher made her get up in front of the class and made her answer some question from the other kids in my class,"

"Plus she pretty cute," Tucker added

Then Danny started to have vivid memories of Wendy but not before class "I think I met her before?"

"You did where?" said Sam 

"I no idea but it was before school that I know,"

In Sam's head trying not to be her old freshman self "no Sam there no need to be jealous anymore you and Danny are just friends now," she thought

"Dude if you remember anything else about Wendy call me because I think I got a shot with her," said Tucker

"Tucker she said she likes going outdoors and you don't like the outdoors and away from technology," said Danny

"I think I can handle it,"

"Ha please Tucker if you don't have any of your tech with you then you would go insane," said Sam and the both her and Danny laughs

"Laugh all you went you two," said Tucker rolling his eyes

Danny calms down from his laughter, "all right, Sam, anything else interesting happens for you?"

"Yep, my parents are out of town for a couple of days, so I got the house all to myself," said Sam who smiles

"Sweet then we could have a party," 

"No way Tucker, my parents, would kill me if they found out,"

"And they will somehow blame the party all on me," said Danny knowing Sam parents don't like even a lot more since three months ago

"Okay, no party got it,"

"Anything else?"

"Oh, some girl in my gym class got excited about the winter formal and she the head committee for it,"

"Already it's in December," said Sam

"Yeah well, she said she'll make it one of the best in the school year, and I'm planning on getting a date before it what about you two,"

"I'm not going," said Danny not looking at Sam but the ground

"Yeah, I got other plans," said Sam avoiding looking at Danny as well

"Oh yeah, I forgot sorry," 

There was an awkward silence between the three as they continued walking back home together.

Back at Wendy's home, she was with Finn as she told him about his day as two were in the living room, while Rhonda was out of the house.

"Then I made friend with this guy named Cole who cool with making songs on a bass guitar," said Wendy while she drinks a bottle of soda

"Cool what else happens on your first day of school?" said Finn

"Oh yeah, ghost by the name Danny Phantom came to our school and took out some ghost roman warrior,"

Finn face lit up with realization "Danny Phantom that one was talking about when we first meet,"

"How could you forget his name, Finn?"

"Because I had other things on my mind like fish and where I could find ghost catnip,"

Wendy sighs "okay got any information on Danny Phantom,"

"Um, he protects the town I told you that already um oh he's a halfa,"

"Halfa?"

"Half-human and Half ghost I heard about that from a ghost name Skulker, but he's an asshole ghost,"

"Anything else,"

"He doesn't live in the ghost world. I wouldn't, either it's too wild for my taste?"

"And that were ghost lives like the afterlife,"

"Sorta I'm not too familiar about the ghost world lore,"

"Hm," than Wendy then thought about Danny Phantom for a moment "he seems pretty brave and good to protect the town from evil ghosts and he looks ho..mean cool," Wendy blushes and Finn notice

"So you already thinking about getting with the ghost boy, aren't you?"

"No, I just think he brave that all,"

"Huh I'm going get some mice for dinner I'll see you later," Finn fly off

"Damn cat," Wendy thought and remembered Valerie advice, "I think I need the mystery twins on this,"