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Maycie (she/her) Victim of the Dallas Stars IRL blog ~ my-adequate-blog

[roopehintz]

PSA:

This is (primarily) a Dallas Stars blog and like our desire to play a full 60-minutes of hockey, it is not that serious.

That being said let’s cover the basics:

I am rooting for these green fucks that hold me hostage

I will celebrate their wins on this blog

I do not care who they beat

I am not rooting for your team

I do not have to root for your team

Nor do I have to support, show care for or say nice things about your team

In fact, I’m not even obligated to pay any attention to your team outside of the 60-minutes they’re on the ice against mine

Do you know what would happen if the captain of your team looked at this blog?

(And let’s be honest he won’t, and neither will his family, teammates or 99.8% of his fanbase)

But let’s pretend that he did. He wouldn’t see anything! Because I’m not here saying anything about him (positive, negative or otherwise) - I am literally just posting about the Stars 💁🏻‍♀️

The only hate you’ll see posted here is directly addressed to Jamie Benn and/or the Bl*es.

Saw something you didn’t like?

Do:

Move on

Go away

Touch some grass if you’re truly that offended by a post on tumblr.com

Remember it is not that serious. Tumblr is a *curated* experience and you can choose not to interact or I will make that choice for you.

Do Not:

Try to post anonymous hate in my inbox

I’m too much of an adult for that. I will immediately block you and then, much like your team, never think about you again.

✌🏼

[rubberpuckies]

[walk-up-songs]

roope hintz casually throws aside a large rock

[rookieluck]

THE JROB21 SUMMER OF HUMILIATION HAS COME TO AN END

[starrynet]

YAYYY!!!

[starscelly]

ROBO CONTRACT WAR IS OVERRRRR

[barzzy]

OH HEY

[starscelly]

"welcome to montreal, the home of ccm hockey."

ccmhockey ig | 02.11.25

[ayohockeycheck]

he’s doing everything but signing that contract 😩

also he’s basically in my backyard rn

[starrynet]

we're going to the vet

[seventhrounder]

Heiskanen visiting Posse, a Finnish Friday night live show, and playing a game where they had to chug five glasses of sour milk and flip a spoon into them after drinking | 3 september 2021

[starscelly]

:0

edm@dal 03.12.26

[weny]

[roopehintz]

This just in:

JBenn taking a $850K retirement lap

[happydivorce]

unfortunately claude giroux is just the guy of all time. enemy of the state and by state I mean the western half of pennsylvania. these days he is known primarily for a) never winning anything and b) being eerily good at making pigeon noises. as a teenager he had to pick between going pro at hockey and going pro at bowling. when he was 21 he moved in w a recently divorced father of three a decade his senior and regularly picked up the man's kids from elementary school. once got arrested for grabbing a male cops ass on canada day. met his current wife while playing beer pong w both his wrists in casts. the only reason his dick is not on the internet is a conveniently placed beer can. gets constantly bullied by his infant teammates who love to wear shirts w his face printed on them and zero context. his hometowns junior hockey team love him so much they switched their logo to a picture of him as a lumberjack. he used to (?) own two dogs who look exactly like him. he once sent out joint family christmas cards w the guy he lived with where they used a portmanteau of their last names. his wife's name is pronounced ryan. he is obsessed w grilled cheese sandwiches. the most goody two shoes golden boy poster child of hockey hates his ass w a vengeance. he is franco-canadian but he is Not from québec. he is ginger. he is lying about his height. during the 2024-25 nhl season his car got stolen twice within 3 months. he loves shania twain and likes wearing pink. he used to go into the eagles dressing room and ask to arm wrestle random football players. he is one of less than 60 out of 700+ active NHL players to wear a neck guard and it makes him look like a slutty dilf in a turtleneck.

[happydivorce]

not only that theres also a kid's song about what a guy named claude giroux could possibly do as his day job! not only is he a noted muse for the arts he inspires Range

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[boyhounds]

day one of free agency

[starscelly]

lmao???