The Epic Weatherman Goes To Town

THIS IS A STORY of a boy named Colin who is 27 years old, writes and records mass amounts of strange melodies, goes by the stage name The Epic Weatherman, just created a band called Weathervein that is quite marvelous, suffers from asthma and eczema, is an avid Bronco / Avalanche / Rockies fan, loves to mingle with the thespians and on occasion perform with them, plays shows all across... well, Colorado Springs for the moment, and well there's the basics, if you want to know more about the inner workings of my life story then just ask. Love you have a nice day.

[memewhore]

[epicweatherman]

Hate when this happens

[cineraria]

[omg-no-want]

Oh that is adorable

[epicweatherman]

Jolly cute.

[epicweatherman]

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#babyhedgehog #nofilter #socute Got my little pet a new playpen! Looks like he's havin a good time!! 😊

[epicweatherman]

AAAAAH.

Sometimes I feel that I'm just destined to be single and live my own life. Every time I'm in a relationship, either something doesn't feel 100% right and I get scared, or I get royally fucked. Yet every time I'm single, and get super hyped about a girl and do the whole process of becoming friends and being polite and doing things the RIGHT way, so to speak, we end up just friends, or she likes someone else, or some shit. Never fails. Sigh. Maybe I'm just bitter because things aren't going my way lately, which is selfish, but true. Hopefully someday things will work out. For now, looks like it's just me myself and I. Aaaaaaaagh.

[masterhocuspocus]

Me and my son

[spooksmoose]

Hey, guys. Happy Halloween.

It’s Toad and Yoshi from Mario, yeah? Go eat some candy!

[problemheart]

are we even surprised at all omfg

[simsgonewrong]

this is a toddler that just said this

[gourmetgh0ul]

but actually the best thing was when i watered the plant and then the “this action will have consequences” appeared and i was like “WHAT DID I DO”

[wer21pilots-deactivated20161204]

[kurinekis]

[cheese24k]

[bube-tube]

this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING

[catbountry]

That’s one hell of a Rube Goldberg machine.

[hypotheticalwoman]

all good rube goldberg machines contain a live animal

[epicweatherman]

Incredible. Ingenious.

[epicweatherman]

Hey Tumblr.

Haven't seen you in awhile. Time to get this baby up and running again. I'm BAAAAACK!

[epicweatherman]

EPIC WEATHERMAN: NEW MUSIC!!!

My newest and greatest album to date, FreezePop, will be available on many platforms on November 15th. I am trying to greatly promote this album, being that I am extremely proud of the work I've done on it, and I feel its a musical work that will delight many sets of ears everywhere. https://theepicweatherman.bandcamp.com/ That's a link to my bandcamp. "A Million Bucks" is available here as a free download. This is a rough unmastered take of a song featured on my upcoming 9-track album. Please take a listen if you haven't already. Get it on your iPod and show your homies. Help me out, my friends. It's greatly appreciated. Thanks a bundle. :) ~Colin~

[nicolegendary]

"That was fucking incredible.” - Things To Do in GTA V: Fast Cash

[4gifs]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

[quonfused]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC

I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

[quonfused]

I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?