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🔞 🫄🏻⛪READ PINNED POST!!!! Generally body horror/psychological horror/medical torture/bellies. NSFW 18+. Lots of blood, gore, heirophilia, and mpreg kink. Side blog. Trigger warnings apply

[epiduralketamine]

The rules and DNI

DNI

Pedos/MAPs/sympathisers

Under 18. I don't block accounts which don't list an age, I understand the safety reasons behind it, so I will trust you to be 18+ and block anyone I know to be a minor or if I generally think I should. This is not a safe space for minors, period

Trans exclusionists/transphobes/detrans kink

Radfem

Homophobes

Zoophiles/bestiality/animal abusers

Serial killer fans

Conservative/right/alt-right/republican

Pro-life

Nazi/fascist

Race-players/racists

Rabiosexual

Priests

If you wish to submit content or contact me

No role-play requests and no flirting. I am a loner and no, I am not interested in you

No omegaverse

No real blood, gore, pregnancy, torture, priests

No vore

No vomit/scat

No children, 18+ only and will report if necessary

No animal torture, will report

Only art and fiction of fictional adult characters! This is just for a love of body horror as a fictional genre!

Brief about-me

31, she/them

Asexual, aegosexual specifically

Atheistic ex-christian

Likes mpreg/a nice round pregnant man belly, hot priests, vampires, medical/body horror, fictional!!!! blood and guts, especially all at once

Antifascist

Secret side blog

ACAB

Will add as needed. Failure to comply with these rules may result in the user being blocked (though if you didn't break any rules and I just reject a submission, that doesn't mean you're gonna get blocked). If the rule broken involves illegal content (e.g. IRL violence, anything illicit, etc.), user will be reported. I simply will not tolerate violence and will take appropriate actions against it if I see it.

Feel free to contact me for any reason! Let me know if I need to use better tags, or if there is a specific tag you would like to see associated with my posts! There is a lot of disturbing content but I want this to be a safe space, I don't want to actually cause anyone any real distress.

Thanks for reading and enjoy!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 54

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Lt. Frank Columbo (Columbo)

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead (My Hero Academia)

Voting ended onFeb 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Columbo]

"This little man is SO babygirl with his 'one more thing' bit and his awful cigars and his giant coat and his 'my wife' and his commitment to truth and justice. He is so cute and small and his smile is made of dreams. He seems very submissive and breedable. In some episodes he mentions having kids and I know he is such a loving (if vaguely bumbling) father. Let him and his wife have many children, and let him be the one to have them. If Columbo and I walk into a room one of us is walking out pregnant and it will not be me."

"look at that man!!! motherhood beckons him. he'd be so proud to hide a baby bump under that coat, only to reveal it at the last second as a dangerous killer says 'the only people I don't kill are pregnant women and children' and he says 'gotcha.'"

"I want to see him solve the mystery of who got him pregnant (spoiler: it was his wife)."

[Eraserhead]

"Because he's hot and he's a father figure."

"He's daddy FOSHO. but… who's daddy?🤨Boom! baby. He'll just look so wifeable pregnant, and that tiny ass waist of his is MADE FOR IMPREGNATION. Plus it'll heal him. Trust."

Aizawa propaganda from last season

[plebeiangoth]

… DAMNIT

Not me posting about Columbo mpreg on main (again)

Morning sickness + aversion to blood = don't even mention blood, he can't take it

I recall in the episode where Leonard Nemoy plays a surgeon who attempts to murder his superior, there's this bit where Columbo has seasonal allergies and a woman he's questioning has him hold his breath and chug a glass of water to fix it, as if it were hiccups. 🤷 How would these people suggest he cure morning sickness???

He's trying so hard to quit smoking cigars, but he feels weird not holding a stogie between his fingers. He takes to picking up pens or anything similar and sometimes fidgets with them (maybe goes as far as inadvertently holding it beteeen his teeth?), and sometimes outright steals pens. Maybe a pen he made off with clues him in on how the murder was done!

Doesn't show for ages entirely because he's always wearing that raincoat. It's only on a rare occassion he takes it off that anyone notices

On that note I think Double Shock would be an interesting story to retool to incorporate a pregnancy subplot. I like the idea of Mrs. Columbo being inspired to cook something extra nurishing for Columbo from the cooking show. Rest assured, it's not good, but she's nonetheless inspired. Also Columbo being extra shy about having his jackets removed on TV! Maybe Julie Newmar's character dumping unsolicited advice on staying healthy for the baby, driving Columbo to an awful headache

Columbo recovering in the hospital after his c-section, when a murder has taken place in the hospital. The staff have kept it secret from the patients, but a colleage from the police station let it slip while visiting him in his hospital room. Naturally he starts questioning the nurses, who don't initially compy and encourage him to rest. However after charming the socks off them their lips loosen, he starts puting the pieces together, and before long is full-on investigating the entire medical campus. As luck would have it, the murderer happens to be the OBGYN who delivered his brand new baby daughter, who's been attempting to suppress his investigative efforts by slipping a sedative in his meds. Shit, I need to stop there or I'm gonna write a whole fic

Sorry for spitballing mpreg on main, had to get these ideas out of my head

[hotpriestoff]

Match 19: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

Match 19:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Father Mulcahy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Third Place Match: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

[francisjohnpatrickmulcahy]

5 min. Can we have a Christmas miracle?

[hotpriestoff]

Match 19: Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun vs. Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H

Match 19:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Father Mulcahy

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Third Place Match: The Priest from Fleabag vs. Father Jud Duplenticy from Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man

[milksockets]

'close-up views of various kinds of pathology affecting the tissues of the heart' in the sick rose: disease + the art of medical illustration - richard barnett (2014)

[carpe-aurore]

[epiduralketamine]

Incredible, I've somehow failed to watch any new to me horror films this year. Granted there's a few months left, but this is absurdly unlike me. If it weren't for the fact that this is the year in which I made a huge breakthrough in my mental health and am experiencing what it's like to not be depressed for the first time in my life, I'd say I'm depressed as fuck for not watching any new highly erotic horror movies.

Maybe I just haven't felt like I need that kind of comfort??? I seriously don't know. Because that's the whole thing; horror movies are a comfort to me.

Brains are weird and my brain is weird.

Anyway, how are my 5 followers?

[bruntalism]

[guerrillatech]

[celestialmega]

Crimes of the Future by David Cronenberg.

[lemainestudio]

blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

[lemainestudio]

everyone tagging this with like ‘i wish i could be blood covered in public💔’ man do i have good news for you about the bullshit fashion design i make

[epiduralketamine]

Happy pride month to people who's sexuality is just silly stuff in your mind that you share with no one else. Anyone who should criticize you for not having a partner or spouse is merely upholding archaic ideals which preach that you must procreate. Of course if you want to have kids that's great, though don't do it because you feel societal pressure to do so. You don't need to have partnered sex to be valid, masturbation is both good and good for you, and to have no sexual desire at all is good if that's who you are. (Obligatory "if you notice a new, unusual or sudden drop, or complete lack of libido that's probably something you should talk to a doctor about to rule out serious endocrine issues".)

I love you and I hope you find joy today, wherever you should find it!

[epiduralketamine]

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Just wanted to promote this gem of an artist

[epiduralketamine]

God I wish I could draw

Would draw so many pregnant priests, with their robes straining against their growing bellies. Their ever prominent shame, their blasphemy

[cupich]

This, except I can draw 🥰

[epiduralketamine]

Absolutely dying of envy

However

The rate at which I see this is comical! One of my favorite instances of this is how Mel Gibson was actually interested and considered for the lead role in Junior until his church disapproved of the "unnatural act". [Source]

[092376628]

Shut up about the priest being problematic he was ovulating when he did all that

[cynical-gamer-media]

Pride Month and The Aphobic Stereotypes

With Pride Month being here we will unfortunately see a lot of aphobia. The usual:

'you just haven't found the right one'

'are you x because you have suffered?'

'sex/romance is everything!'

'you're like an innocent child'

'you're a monster for not feeling (romantic) love'

'how can you write/draw smut or enjoy smut art if you're asexual?'

'how can you write/draw romance or enjoy romance art if you're aromantic?'

'you're going to die alone/be miserable without a partner!'

'that person't can't be your friend; must be your lover/crush'

No aphobia allowed. Asexuality and aromanticism is a spectrum. We're not all the same. I'm a sex-repulsed and romance-repulsed aro/ace. If you want to learn more research and kindly ask around. So Happy Pride Month to Aromantics, Asexuals, and Aroaces!

[bigbelliesandbirths]

love the trope of a priest being so blinded by faith he allows himself to get knocked up by a powerful demon thinking its a god or an angel