yuh

[the-hounds-daughter]

Wait for me mutual . You are not far

[3rabbit]

milky way of lilium japonicum - flickr 2013

[daryldixonn]

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[goth-queen]

[zsh-official]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[magicratfingers]

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

[magicratfingers]

im really not

this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens

and this is a bass pro shop

best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets

bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is

so imagine the fundamentally bad ass experience if your gaming shit was sold by people who deadass put a whole lake in a store

[confoundedcontraption]

Alas, you are describing the late, lamented Fry's Electronics.

Photos: Fry’s Electronics closes, along with their distinctive themed stores

Fry’s Electronics, the one-stop-shop for consumer electronics, has ceased operations permanently. Many of the Fry’s stores featured a distin

[magicratfingers]

i had no idea

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[aqueerkettleofish]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

[rogersandclarke]

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[anguilliforme]

really big extra-large size moth found on malgana and nhanda country in wa if you even care

[creacher-art]

Endoxyla cinereus I thinks aka giant wood moth. Real creature & not ai!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If Dis is the deepest levels of hell then it only follows that in the Divine Comedy Australia, home of the Ute, is the highest levels of heaven.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Utopia" just means a place full of these things

[chekhovs-raygun]

"A real utopia could never be built!" yeah that's what a guy without enough utes would say.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#3pm on a friday when all the tradies who started work early are knocking off and the road is chockers with hiluxes call that a utopia

[argumate]

we used to have a utopia, then all the tradies started buying Ford Ranger Raptors 😩

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

:(

[acaciaeocene]

I work in a light industrial area, and it's amusing to compare the horrendously oversized 4WD trucks with the beaten-to-hell utes in the carpark, often sitting side by side. It's very clear which of them are for showing off versus which are for doing actual work.

The purpose of the stripped-down brown VW Beetle from some time in the 70s is unclear, but I appreciate seeing it around anyway.