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hinge is so evil bro

#you'd think it'd be better for lesbians than it is heteros and it probably is but still ike #tell me why i just went on a date who was extolling her virtues of her twin brother (american) joining the idf

socratesgirl

hey you know it was actually your circus and your fucking monkeys right

In honor of Peebs announcing a no device tour, today song be Chinese Satellite by Phoebe Bridgers. Fish is sulking from being left behind on a weekend trip, very angry fish

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR A NO DEVICES TOUR. LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT. SHE'S MY EVERYTHING

Giant dead roach in a clean cup would push me over the edge too 😔

literally. like this apartment has had a roach issue since i moved in but this really was like. it has to be curtains on this place i'm sorry

at this point living in my current apartment just makes me sad lol i need to move soooo bad

#i've had several 'last straw' moments in the past like 6 months or whatever but finding a giant dead roach in a clean coffee cup tn was like #REALLY REALLY my last straw. like it just made me depressed i like genuinely can't live like this anymore 😭😭😭😭

butch--dan

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

slayerbuffy

Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson at the 'TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH IN CAMP MIASMA' premiere during the SXSW London 2026.

dykeselfcest

jen tullock really does not get enough credit for the chaotic homosexual energy that she's putting out constantly

dykeselfcest

actually I think this should be paired with the liv hewson rum tum tugger photo, which I had previously described as "the most nonbinary thing a child could conceivably do"

#always crazy to remember i was roommates with jen tullock’s ex wife. AFTER the divorce

derinthescarletpescatarian

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

thetetra

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

The heat have been amazing lately. Drops off Los Angeles by Big Thief. Fish have resumed her corpses position

los angeles…. that’s so crazy that’s where I AM!! whoaw

Heard a kid say, " When are you being homophobic?! to me? during Pride Month??" over an ice lolly. Fish woke up to be an ally today, we're here to drop off Boyhood by The Japanese House

HAPPY PRIDE LMAO!!!!!

boyhood the japanese house!!!! hall of fame songgggg thank you thank you!!

Passing over "Devotion by Arlo Parks" Fish have rolled over and fallen asleep 3 days into pride... 🦈

ARLO PARKSSSS!!!!

happy pride fish!! happy pride!! enjoy nappin <3

Song Anon is back to drop off 'Living Room Floor by Sammy Rae & The Friends' for 2nd day of pride

YES!! THANK YOU!! AND I LOVE SAMMY RAE AND THE FRIENDS THANK YOUUUUU

Do you think there's a correlation between blorbos and someone's taste in romantic/intimate partners irl? Let's discuss

in my experience it’s the biggest no of my life and i would be anywhere from mildly romantically repulsed to hugely concerned about most of my blorbos if i met them irl. but i can’t speak for everyone bc i’m sure for some people they like their blorbos specifically bc they find them hot so idk

#most of my blorbos would literally give me the ickkkkkk #but maybe that is its own kind of correlation?? my blorbos are so distinctly NEVER my type??#bc i also feel like i don’t have One Type of blorbo either. like there are some thematic through lines but i challenge you to draw major-#-parallels between like villanelle and ava daniels. yk??

Sorry I think instead of say WHAT I meant say MORE

i don’t know what more there is to say. it was in the halcyon days of ffnet and it was night at the museum fic. maybe largely as a vessel for writing about different historical figures from different time periods interacting in the present?? but still

First fanfic you ever wrote was NATM say WHAT

i said what i said i fear

#i was also like way too old #like 15ish which at least FEELS too old idk

I love diamonds (gulp)

Val is a gay icon happy pride Val

o-hoo charlie you cad!!

literally happy pride to val and val alone

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