The Island of Misfit Cats

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[reivenesque]

My Fanfiction Masterlist - Chriseva (Skam)

📕 - Multi-chapter/Completed work

📖 - On-going

✒️  - One-shot

📕 A Family We Chose For Ourselves »  AO3

Characters: Eva Kviig Mohn, Chris Schistad & Ensemble Cast

Ships: Chriseva, Noorhelm & Evak

Summary: 

The Penetrators and Yakuza rivalry run much deeper and more dangerous than anyone even realized, until one of them ends up paying a heavy price. 

Chris was on his way to the Kose group Christmas party that night. 

He never made it there. 

Chapters: 9 of 9 / Completed.

Word count: 49,916

📕  Cindereva »  AO3

Characters: Eva Kviig Mohn, Chris Schistad & Ensemble Cast

Ships: Chriseva & Noorhelm.

Summary: 

Eva is a young girl, orphaned by the death of both her parents, who lives in a cottage in the woods with her two dogs, her two cats and a variety of animals that she calls family. 

She doesn't live a terrible life, only a lonely one, until one dark, stormy night, she stumbles across a mysterious, seriously injured man; a soldier from the enemy nation, and brings him home to care for him. She didn't know then how irrevocably her life was about to change.

Maybe through it all, she might even find - love? 

Chapters: 12 of ?

Word count: 49,555

✒️ Snapshots  » AO3  (x)

Summary: 

Snapshots of Eva's life from the age of fifteen to the age of thirty. 

Word count: 2,978

✒️ Vignettes » AO3

Summary: 

(Sequel to Snapshots) Snippets of Eva's life as she and Chris finally tie the knot. As they start building the kind of life they wanted to have together and the beginning of their true adventure following the birth of their first child.

Word count: 2,742

✒️ Two Halves of a Perfect Whole  »  AO3

Summary: 

Eva and Chris made a promise just before Chris left for the army, to meet once a year at the same spot on the same day until the day would come that they either fall in love with other people, or they fall in love with each other. 

Every single year, until their time finally runs out. Eventually, it does. 

[Post 4.10/Future fic] 

Word count: 7,616

✒️ Chicken Soup for the Soul  »  AO3

Summary: 

The downside of being sick on a school day was the fact that everyone else would be in school, except the person who was sick. Luckily for Eva, she knew someone who was no longer bound by the rules of school, not that that would have stopped him anyway. 

In which Eva is sick, and Chris becomes her (very annoying) balm. 

Word count: 1,887

✒️ Meet the Parent, Part Deux »  AO3

Summary:  

Eva and Chris are together in bed - after all, what else is new? - until his mom suddenly walks in. 

Word count: 1,520

📕 A Very Chriseva Christmas  »  AO3

Summary: 

In the days leading up to Christmas, Eva worries a lot. After all, what do you get a guy who doesn't want anything besides your attention and love? 

Word count: 6,984

✒️ Good Girls Don’t Cry »  AO3

Summary: 

Series of events leading up to and taking place during Eva’s birthday party in episode eight. Basically, Eva and Chris make out a lot, and you know...  talk about feelings and shit. 

Word count: 3,359

✒️ The Price of Forget-Me-Nots  »  AO3

Summary:

Eva was unsure of many things in life. Her own goals and ambitions, what she wanted to do with her life and where she was headed. But there was one thing she was absolutely not unsure of, and that was how beautiful Chris really was.

Word count: 2,495

✒️ (I’m Just) Sucker for Pain »  AO3

Summary:  

Chris's thoughts through the events of the series, more importantly, through the precarious, rough and tumble relationship he shared with Eva. 

Word count: 6,349

✒️ A Little Less than a Thousand Miles

Summary:

Fic Request: Little fluff where Eva and Chris are watching movies or netflix in her bed and she just asks him if he wants to go to the Eid pre-party with her. :)

[reivenesque]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Audiences Warning:  No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, David Hollander, Yuna Hollander, Hayden Pike, Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais Additional Tags: Hurt Shane Hollander, Worried Ilya Rozanov, POV Multiple, POV Outsider, Med Whump, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Good Parents David Hollander/Yuna Hollander, Hurt/Comfort, Artificial Respiration, Coma, Bedside Vigils, Intubation, medwhump, Waking Up Intubated, POV Alternating, Shane Hollander Whump, Canon Divergence, Hospitalization Summary:

(Post-tuna melt) After his talk with Rose but before Shane can confess his feelings to Ilya, his heart stops on the ice after a bad hit during the game.

Yuna & David POV of the events.

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya is soooo charmed

[actuallysara]

New photos of Hudson Williams for Numéro Netherlands by Tyler Patrick Kenny

[humpzanov]

my favorite pictures of the night and i still think there are more to come!!!!! i love them so much ❤️‍🩹

[mrhollanov]

Why is this making me so emotional? Yeah it’s more iconic that just the two of them took it.

[indomie-fried-noodle]

Cliff Marleau, I'm so fond of you.

[reivenesque]

Herman Tømmeraas, the number one Chriseva shipper (x)

[triassictriserratops]

so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.

"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp

"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!

"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10

The point here is that Shane is:

☝🏽funny

and

✌🏽bitchy

and I think it's important that we remember that!

[larkral]

Let us not forget:

(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.

[triassictriserratops]

EXACTLY

Shane is a bitchy jock and i LOVE him for it.

Like, sure, Ilya is going to bounce on the balls of his feet and tell Scott that the sound coming from his knees keeps making Ilya think the ice is cracking

But Shane???

Shane is going to lean in and say "my dad uses H-45 Just For Men and the shade looks really natural. I can get you the link if you want."

Ilya says the shit that makes Scott want to punch him in the face.

Shane says the shit that makes Scott wake up at 3:16 am, shaking Kip awake "baby, kip, wake up, kip - are my grays really noticable? no, Kip, this can't wait. Turn on the light, Kip are my gr-"

[shanehollandered]

heated rivalry gif meme: 6/7 kisses

[jesterlesbian]

In the final moment, Williams turns to Storrie and does a version of Ilya's "attack-y" face, as Tierney describes it. He left that sweet exchange in to show how Shane is capable of breaking his guarded facade. "I think Shane does have a playful side that is stifled... Under every scene in season 1, there's not much room for super goofy play," Williams says. "There's a tentative nature to episode 6. Although it's calm, it's still like, 'Can this work, when we're left alone to our own devices?'"

"It does feel like a puppy learning to play," Tierney adds.

[isisisak]

ilya feels like he missed the last step on a flight of stairs every time shane mentions our

first time this happens: shane's on ilya's couch in boston, chewing on one of his hoodie strings with a frown on his face "our wifi's down" - he says this so casually like it didnt just make ilya's whole world stop!?

then there's this one time at shane's parents house, david had cooked a delicious meal and they were supposed to bring the dessert so after dinner shane goes "ah, we left it in our car, just a sec" - ilya stares after him, stomach full of butterflies

after a phone call with hayden about one of the kid's birthdays he tells ilya absend mindedly "hayd says hi. oh, and amber really liked our present" - ilya crawls over to him, hiding from feeling so much over the joint custody of a toy fire truck under shane's shirt

when they both play for the centaurs and someone asks them to stay longer at the bar after a big win and shane answers "sorry, we need to get home to our dog" - ilya should get a medal for not tackling him to the ground then and there

[laurenbknewyouweretrouble]

ETA: @queen-calanthe has written this into a real fic: The Suit In One-Four-One-Zero

One day post TLG, Harris has the Cens doing a video for social media, it’s a competition for who can keep a straight face while the others try to make them break with a smile or a laugh.

Towards the end, only Ilya remains. No one can break him, so they go get Shane. He’s got a little smile while they explain and he starts thinking of what to say. Of what he can say for a video going on the internet.

He hesitates, because he knows what he wants to tell Ilya, but keep it their secret. No one else needs to know what this was about, but he’s saved this tidbit, waiting to play it at the right time. Ilya’s steeling himself. He loves Shane and usually would smile with him just in the room, trying do be earnest about anything, but he won’t let his husband break him for this. Finally Shane makes direct eye contact with Ilya -

‘The first time, after the commercial,’

Ilya tenses, eyes light up but he’s keeping his face neutral. He isn’t sure what he thought Shane would say but it wasn’t this.

‘ while I was waiting for you -‘

‘I put on a suit and tie.’

Ilya has never been so happy to lose at something

[avocant]

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

[moonywithatrafficcone]

#1 is a hoodie. No doubt about it. Zip is there, hood is there. It is a hoodie.

#2 is where we start to question a little bit. But the answer remains the same. That is a hoodie.

#3 is not difficult at all. That is a jumper. NOT A SWEATER. A sweater is not ugly unless it is a christmas sweater that is intended to be ugly. That third one is a jumper (or a pullover if you want to be different).

am i correct

yes

double yes

no (put your answer in replies)

vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onApr 11

[brownbitchshit]

I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough how Ilya is a lover but Shane is a protector! Like yes they both are Loverboys and carers but Shane is ferally protective of Ilya since day 1.

Ilya couldn’t understand what the reporter is saying, Shane stepped up to answer for him.

He felt something was off with Ilya in Sochi, kept checking up on him.

After Sochi when Shane realized how dangerous Russia is for Ilya, he tried to convince Ilya to not go back by asking if it's safe, if he has to go back.

When Ilya opened up about his father, Shane climbed up on his lap and hugged him. In that entire episode he kept checking up on Ilya to see if he is okay, if everything back home is okay.

When they get to the cottage, Shane is taking his bag, making his food, making sure he is taken care of. When Ilya talks about the danger of having a Russian passport and marrying Svetlana, Shane is the one who stays up all night to make them 10 years plan.

When his mom questions Ilya's loyalty to Boston Shane defends him.

This isnt the end. In TLG, Shane defends Ilya to Hayden and JJ.

When the near plane crash happens Shane proposes to show Ilya that he is 100% sure about them.

Most importantly when the Commissioner threatens Ilya and Shane to destroy their career, Shane snaps and says he chooses Ilya.

Shane is constantly making sure of Ilya's wellbeing, planning things for him, defending and choosing him everytime. Ilya is 100% Shane's baby and Shane is an overprotective mother hen which I think is beautiful.

[hudkarma]

no but what do you mean Hudson's ears weren't pierced until after HR finished filming which means he didn't pierce his ears until after he met Connor who has both ears pierced like Hudson has both ears pierced now and they both wear pretty studs and hoops and dangly earrings and Hudson didn't have that before he met Connor what do you mean???

[reivenesque]

[sinmonger]

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