yes hello is anyone alive

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yes hello is anyone alive
“If you’re gonna go through my records y’can at least play somethin’ good.” How something from The Clash had gotten in there, he really didn’t know. Carefully but with intent, Billy pushed Henry to the side and began to file through the records himself. “I’ll start goin’ through your shit an’ see how you like it…”
@episxey
It wasn’t even his record, but Henry felt somewhat offended that Billy disliked his taste in music. He took a lazy seat on the couch, laying back to hear what the other boy had in mind as good music.“I don’t mind. What’s the old saying?”
rpmemesfam:
kissy sentence starters.
“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”
harry james potter, you were partially named after the greatest man to ever exist, me. your awesome dad. high five, son.
Fortitude 02x04 - “Are you crazy?”
Billy tilted forward, pushing back some of the hedge branches to peek through them, making sure that the coast was clear as Henry lit up. It was, for the most part. There was a couple trying to be sneaky about each shoving their tongue down the other’s throat, but they didn’t seem to pose a threat. It could’ve been Billy with his date, and yet smoking a joint with Henry seemed more tempting than anything…
@amysticalrose
It hadn’t been too difficult for Henry to coax a girl from his Potions class to come to the dance, but it had proven nearly IMPOSSIBLE for him to tolerate her presence for the entirety of the night. At least..not without popping out for a smoke with Billy before returning to the dance floor to continue his quest under the girl’s ballgown. “Do me the honors?” he asked after the other boy inspected their surroundings, placing the unlit joint between his lips.
1990s Hogwarts students: Oh hello there, Fat Lady!
2010s Hogwarts students: yo whaddup thicc lady 😂😂😂
“This is where I said it should go in the first place!” Billy growled, dropping the heavy, freshly chopped Christmas tree onto the floor. He’d spent the last 10 minutes hauling it from corner to corner until Henry was finally satisfied with where they were going to put it.
“I’ve always said that this room could use some SPRUCING up.” Prune said from his place on the mantle, grooming the spaces between his padded toes.
@episxey
“Well, now we know for sure.” Henry smirked, trying not to seem too amused by Billy’s irritation. But as usual, not laughing to keep from angering Billy made things twenty times funnier. Prune’s puns, frequent as they were, were no exception. The moment the tree was in place, he rotated it slightly with a flick of his wand to distract Billy from his chuckling.
“Now, how are we going to spruce up the tree?”
@episxey ♥’d for a lyric starter // I Won’t Tell a Soul - Charlie Puth
“Something about this just don’t feel right.”
Dominique was having a difficult enough time convincing herself to ditch class, let along convince Lorcan to ditch with her. Still, her friend needed some cheering up, so she mustered up her best smile and nodded in the direction of the courtyard. “Come on, it’s Ancient Runes. How much could we possibly miss?”
isabelle lightwood in every episode : 1x03 dead man’s party
“What are you two doing?”
“We are obviously cuddling.”
“Am I invited?”
“No.”
Mary MacDonald and Dorcas Meadowes at Mary’s birthday party, taken by the excluded Sirius Black
Circa July 1978
Protective sentence starters??
because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
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“No…” She answered hesitantly. “It’s more along the lines of what will take me out of the game.” It was a dream to be playing Quidditch and she couldn’t imagine herself behind a desk with mounds of paperwork.
“You sound like playing Quidditch is a death sentence.”
“I mean..it kind of is.” Quentin concluded thoughtfully. His father always assured his sister and him that jobs were waiting for them at the Ministry if/when needed, but that didn’t sound pleasant, either. “The goal was always to go pro. We spend all of Hogwarts practicing and playing, and now we’re here, and..that’s it. What else is there to do now?”
Narcissa scrambled out of the room rather quietly, thankfuly not wearing heels for once in her life. Once she was in a safe place to talk she smiled over at him, interlocking their arms. “My dear Teddy we are going to get bloody drunk.”
“Bloody drunk?” he questioned groggily, still rubbing the sleep from his eyes. As Head Boy, he wasn’t supposed to condone this type of behavior, but his curiosity got the best of him. “Why now? You can get drunk whenever you want. I was having a good dream.”