Evan Polk

Evan Polk•Comedian•Artist•South West Philly

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This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

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Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

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These are my favorite

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Joe with the shit

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Before and after presidency. (via floppypickles)

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Daddy Issues with Alee Rose

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Family is awesome• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #longlivesanchez I drank a gang load of booze (7 beers, corn liquor, rum, tequila, and whisky) the key is to drink water, take a photo and scroll Instagram ever 8 mins #thisreallyhappened #complex #family #hypebeast #memorialdayweekend15

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Hotdog x Heisenberg • #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #longlivesanchez I still have not one answer in how this hotdog tattoo (hammered drunk is an understatement) happened the Heisenberg is accounted for if you know what happened step forward #meme #thisreallyhappened #message #tattoos #complex #hypebeast the summer is approaching and my ankles will be freed and I know people are going to ask me what happened #nike

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Man then Stevie Wonder walked out to save the shit• #BBMA #blueDuck #FieldGoalArms #longliveSanchez #complex #hypebeast #meme #purpleRain #prince #ripPrince #message HOW MANY TIMES DID CIARA CHANGE CLOTHES

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HaRd WOrK IS eASy WhEn yOu WaNt To PUt ThE wOrK in• #blueDuck #FieldGoalArms #longlivesanchez #191isStrong but seriously I found another tooth and Starburst on the field again now either crackheads work out here or these kids are playing for keeps on this field #complex #hypebeast #nike #nikerun #crossfit #gatorade #traningmask #menshealth

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hOLdINg iT DoWn LIkE pLAsTiC wRaP-since 2011"• #jamtooTrill #blueDuck#fieldGoalArms in all seriousness don't let your child pet a dead bird Jam ran up on a dead bird 7 minutes after this photo she's getting bathed for the 4th time now because I can't look at her and not say "Little dirty ass don't touch shit in this house until I get some more Lysol… dirty dead bird touched hands!!!!"#thisreallyhappened #toddler#message #dadsareterriblebabysitters #complex #hypebeast #daughters

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pUDdLeS fRoM THe DaY b4 tOdAY • #jamtootrill #blueduck #FieldGoalArms #longLiveSanchez Jam finds joy in rainy days… besides it was a good ass day McDonald for lunch, found a fresh pack of pineapple Now or Laters in her toy box to eat after her bowl of Fruit Pebbles for breakfast then Puddle Jumping #win #complex #hypebeast #toddlers #dadsAreTerribleBabySitters #daughters #thisreallyhappened #parenthood

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No rest• #blueduck #fieldGoalArm #longLiveSanchez I found someone's tooth and a orange skittle on this field… I can't lie I started to eat the skittle #thisreallyhappened #message #nikerun #fitness #191isStrong #hypebeast #complex #menshealth #crossfit #nike #trainingmask

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Almost there… ibuprofen x Gatorade x God• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms #LongLiveSanchez 3 min plank into bear crawl gassers (110 yards)#nike #nikerunning #nikerun #fitness#complex #hypebeast #191isStrong

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Yup I forgot to make and take Jam's lunch • #blueduck #jamTooTrill McDonalds it is but in the lunch box so when her mother picks her up later she'll think I didn't forget and I made the shit BOOOOOOOM #hypebeast #complex #mcdonalds #parenthood #dadsAreTerribleBabySitters #daughters #toddlers

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I have no explanation for my nipples it wasn't even cold 😔• #blueduck #fieldgoalArms #longlivesanchez #nike #nikerun #nikefitness #191isStrong #complex #hypebeast #fitness

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LiS gEEs iS StiLl sTeWInG• #blueDuck #FieldGoalArms #LongLiveSanchez "Bum Garden" #artfido #graffitiart #graffiti #supportArt #artDaily #art #streetartworldwide #streetgraffiti #graffitiporn #StreetDreaming #complex #hypebeast #instagraffiti #message

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"Bum Garden"• #blueduck #fieldgoarms #longLiveSanchez haven't touched a can in 7 maybe 8 months… #montanablack #montanacans #supportart #artbasel #artdaily #complex #hypebeast #streetart #streetdreaming #graffiti #graffitiart #art #artfido

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My mom said paint the wall… 😎 So I did• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #longlivesanchez but seriously how mad do you think she's going to be 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #art #philly #artfido #streetart #streetartworldwide #artdaily #artbasel #phillystreetart #complex #hypebeast