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I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

prokopetz

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

theconcealedweapon

pastelispunx

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

adwbs

metalheadsagainstfascism

Damn. That's a lot easier than whatever I was planning

autisticcodex

If the system can't survive the people in the Epstein Files getting prosecuted, then the system deserves to die.

studentofetherium

dandelionwyn-o

Booksmith sells online! They even have book mystery boxes based on other books you love. Let's show them (and others) that they made a good business AND moral choice.

maelwife

Check out this website I found while I was researching where to buy a giant toothbrush

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maelwife

These are my favorite products

maelwife

That’s easy! I got big teeth ⬇️

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kitchikishangout

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

amusette

the post that started it all

star-spangled-jackass

oh god

danthefrickinking-deactivated20

Never not reblogging.

clarinetfool

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

salamencerobot

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

sinick

ONE MILLION NOTES, LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

lizardsfromspace

Pointing out that the Rapture as a concept is a little less than two hundred years old - it's originally from the 1833 - that really buries the lede on how recent it is. Bc the modern evangelical take on the Rapture is from a book published in 1970. That predicted the Rapture would happen no later than 1988.

quasi-normalcy

poetrylesbian

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

choxtopia

Top 10 chair opponents:

1. That white plastic garden chair. Fuck that thing.

2. The old rickety metal folding chair that's already wobbly before you give it to me.

3. Those fabric outdoor folding chairs you take to go camping, or to the beach or the park. We'll all be on the ground if it's not a heavy duty one.

4. Those fuckass outdoor wedding chairs that fold up. Nothing better than sweating through your dress or suit, shaking hoping to not break a rented chair on the most important day of someone else's life.

5. The same chair but at funerals. It's only lower bc at least if I bust my ass at a funeral I'm going to brighten someone's day as they laugh at me rolling around trying to get back up.

6. The seats at old timey theaters built during the dust bowl/depression era when everyone was starving. A three hour musical is just long enough for your whole lower body to go numb. Even with the intermission.

7. Any non metal chair at those trendy brunch places. Wicker held together with string are the biggest opps of the bunch but they're almost all bad.

8. Booths at cheap restaurants/old booth seats with no internal bones. Also any where the tables or seats are bolted to the ground. Why? For what purpose??

9. Office chairs that say they're big and tall but they sadly deflate after a month or two. The utter betrayal.

10. Your well meaning friend who actually tried to get you a chair that worked but it still didn't. Now my skinny nice friend is also sad, you monster.

epona55

Stadium seating

catasters

lesbianshepard

phrasing of this is taking me out

voregeoisie

katelyn-danger

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

biscoff-und-taxis

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

anonajn

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.