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intro post/rules:
hey y'all! im betzalel, I'm a 20 year old queer trans guy(he/him) and this is my kink blog.
I'm into eprocrophilia and eructophilia, and stuffing to a lesser extent. I'm not into scat, and vomit is a very big no for me. Nobody under 18 or with an ageless blog can interact, I will block you. No weird bigots, TERFS, transphobes, age play/ddlg blogs, or anything like that are allowed to interact.
Other than that, I'm here!
"eww gross i would never get horny from guy farts" COWARD. i'd like to let my guy friends rip absolute ungodly ass around me n see if they get super flustered n hard from me smirking n telling them that was hot n it made me wetter than the amazon rainforest.
hopefully followed by being fuckin railed from behind in a dense, muggy n noxious cloud of our gas mingling together as dirty farts get fucked out of both of us
Gassy Hog 🐷💨
You were the perfect piggy for a fart freak like me. Your sensitive stomach was vulnerable to grease and your lactose intolerance pretty much guaranteed that any fattening treat I stuffed into you would result in a churning gut bubbling with gas. The smell was always rancid and they were long bassy bubbling braps, my favorites. Realizing your natural gift of a gassy ass I began to craft a perfect menu to keep you as bloated as possible 24/7 to make myself a perfect slobby hog constantly letting out streams of fetid gas.
Breakfast is lots of scrambled eggs loaded with cheese, and a greasy hash loaded with bacon, sausage, and spam. The grease and dairy alone was trouble for your gut, but the gainer shake I made you every morning to pack on an extra 3k calories to the meal was spiked with inulin, your first dose of the day, to guarantee raunchy farts.
Lunch for you dear piggy is usually a cheesy, creamy pasta of some sorts, and another inulin shake. And of course I’m making sure you’re snacking tons throughout the day on trail mix with tons of candy mixed in, and processed fatty meats and cheeses. It was adorable how the trail mix snack allowed you to be a little bit more delusional about your gain. A “healthy” snack you ate at least a pound of a day. The nuts were rich in fats that made you fart, and so were the meats and cheeses.
Dinner was much the same as breakfast and lunch. Whatever you wanted (usually fast food) was provided to you, in large amounts. When you got too stoned and tired to keep eating yourself, I hand fed you, lovingly shoving large bites into your mouth, making sure my piggy consumed every calorie I had planned for them to keep growing at the rate I want.
Your last inulin laced shake of the day was your heaviest. We always do it late at night to give all the calories the best chance of turning into fat. It was a gainer shake heavy on the ice cream and heavy cream, blended with peanut butter and gaining powder, and a hefty inulin dose once again. For those sexy night farts to vibrate my crotch when you cuddle up against me, gas pig.
All the eating has dumbed you down piggy, and at first you don’t even notice the excessive gas. You’d assumed it would get worse due to the diet you readily embraced and your rapidly growing belly. When I told you about my fart kink you thought the extra gas was a good thing, and had 0 idea in that stupid piggy brain of yours that the gas was an unusual amount I was urging on.
You’re such a good, gassy hog for me. Always lifting up your fat thighs to push out gas, or letting me know when big ones are coming so I can spread your massive ass cheeks and stick my face in there to get blasted. You constantly let out nasty, wet sounding farts when we’re in public, just like I told you to do. God it’s so hot when your slobby disgusting farts and massive obesity are realized by those around us and I get to wrap my arm around you and go “yes, the massive land whale that let out the minute long, loud, rancid fart currently stinking up this store is in fact mine.” While you smile proudly like the stupid indulgent fatass you are, happy that you made me happy.
I want a bro to use me as an ass pillow while they do something lax, like playing video games or reading a book or something
letting all their farts purr and bubble out onto my face, stuck in their cheeks, faintly hearing their soft moans and sighs of relief, feeling one of their hands push my head in deeper before they let rip
all warm n sweaty n disgusting like 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
(probably wouldn't mind if they started to do something else too tho, like 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫)
imagine laying face first in someone's ass and them reaching back and pressing your face in and before you realize what's going on they just rip the nastiest fart. like god. imagine.
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Mmmmm, let me inhale that monstrous fart. I want his gas deep up my nose and feel it vibrate my face as it rumbles out of his tight hole 🍑💨🤤
Blake trying to release a long SBD and for the first 30 seconds shes fine only for a sharp loud shart to ring out for the last 30.
"Okay textbooks, computer, 20 cans of red bull and an entire vending machine's worth of snacks... I think I'm ready to get this assignment knocked out of the way." Blake said as she did a quick checklist of her belongings before she sat down at a table in the library and got to work. The sound of munching and chugging was uncommon in beacon's library as many of the students spent hours hunched over their personal computers and scrolls working on assignments the shouldn't have saved till the last minute.
Blake herself was enjoying all the snacks she had acquired her pudgy chip dust covered fingers tapped away at her keyboard as she cracked out line after line of words onto the page. The faunus could feel her belly rumble but gave it no real thought. Her gas was always quiet so she wouldn't be heard.
As the gas inside her brewed Blake found herself growing more and more uncomfortable as her swollen belly pressed against the table. "Gods I gotta fart..." Blake muttered under her breath as she quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed her stomachs audible gurgles. Gritting her teeth and leaning forward a bit Blake was confident she wouldn't be heard but after the first few tiny barely audible toots left her bottom the shit quite later hit the fan as a loud wet sounding fart echoed throughout the library drawing everyone's attention to the source.
Too late to stop herself Blake continued to void her bowels as she grunted and farted her gas blowing her skirt back revealing the thick padding underneath had grown brown and sagged over the sides of her chair as the faunus filled the "protective underwear" her mother had sent her. Her cheeks were red with embarrassment as she knew everyone was looking at her but her ass just wouldn't give up!
Her gassy performance lasted a whole other minute before it finally settled down and Blake felt a wave of relief wash over her body followed immediately by the revolting smell of her own mess hitting her nose. "Blegh~ Um... Sorry?" Blake said cheeks glowing crimson as she looked at the rather unamused faces of her fellow classmates. Maybe she should of just went to a Cafe to do her essay....
i'm so horny I want someone to come eat me out while I fart all these awful farts on their tongue hhh.
Can you imagine getting yourself really bloated and gassy in front of someone and then farting all over their stuff?? That would be amazing.
I’ve always wanted to just eat greasy food in front of someone until I’m full and rub my grumbling stomach in front of them; before pumping farts into their pillow, stuffies, clothes, etc.
Ooh, and then making sure to sit on their lap and chest, letting out vile farts directly on the clothes they’re wearing as well…
When I’m done, I want their entire room/house/apartment to reek of my gas.
one of my biggest fantasies is taking care of a big girl with a cute, pudgy belly and a tummy ache. but she isn’t full yet. she keeps on eating through the pain like a good piggy. i’m massaging her soft tummy, causing her to belch loud in my face and moan. she’s sitting her fat ass on my crotch, ripping wet, stinky farts, mumbling a shy, “‘scuse me.” she’s all shy and blushing but i inhale her stench deeply 🫣
THE BOSSES GASSY PUNISHMENT-
He entered the room, locking it. You were just sitting down, as he sat at his desk facing you, his ass spreading in the smart trousers.
"You know why I called you in here?" He said as he sneakly got his hand to his fly of his trousers. "You need to know, you need to stop being an imbocile to the other men at the office" He started to slowly unzip his trousers, you, oblivious of what's coming.
The boss then finished unzipping as he stared at you. He then stood up, and eased his trousers down to his knees, his ass, was huge.
"Thank god, finally."
He screwed up his face and pushed. Ppppppprrrrtttttt. A huge fart rolled out of his boxer shorts.
PPPPPPPRRRRTTTTTT! PPRTttt!
They came on coming life a typhoon as he slowly turned around shaking his butt and pushing out eggy farts, as your bosses ass was slowly nearing where you were sitting.
He ended with a loud PARP!!!! In your face. Rotten eggs and broccoli were smelt fast in your nostrils. He turned his head, a sly smile appearing on his face.
"Oh, how I loved that!" As he walked backwards edging his ass to your face. "There's a lot more where that came from....speaking of which-" he got his hand, grasped his ass cheek, pulled it to one side "Here it comes!" and PPPPRrrrttttttTTT! Another one of his farts leaked out onto your face.
His ass was now in your face. His boxers had a sweat patch appearing in the middle as he turned, you took a breath, happy.
He stared down. "You know now, that you should never mess with the men in this office block or-" he cocked up his leg and a little gas came flooding out. He points down at his huge pulsating ass "This will happen again, and we'll, there's a lot more ways to make you smell every little morsel of gas it pours out."
He then thinks for a minute.
He slowly walks over, pulling up his trousers and zipping them up.
He makes you lie down. " There's nowhere else to go except in here, with me" He slowly spreads his legs as you look up. And says " let's give you a little taster for what I mean by different ways."
He dropped fast blocking every clean smell except shit and gas and sweat.
"Breathe this in, I've got a little bit of work to do, so I hope-"
pPPRRRTtttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!! A huge landed on your face, making you slowly faint.
He shakes his ass, as he slowly unsid his trousers and boxers and saying "well he won't mind if do this, now will here!" As he unleashed another typhoon of unstoppable gas into your open limp mouth. He grunts as he releases all of it ontop of you.
“Come on dude, stick your face in it.” Tyler slowly wiggled his ass side to side as you fell to temptation and pressed your nose into his hole.
“That’s a good fart sucker. My ass has gotten pretty big over the years, right? I bet one day it’ll just swallow your whole head” That was true. Tyler’s ass was twice its original size since learning you were such an ass freak. His squat regimen was working flawlessly, his protein shakes did have one major side effect.
PVRRRRRBBBpPHHHT!
Tyler didn’t have to worry. He knew you weren’t going anywhere after that fart. In fact, he could rip ass all day and he’d have to force you out of his ass or take you with him everywhere he went. While he wouldn’t give a shit about humiliating you in public like that… he knew we’d probably get a citation from a cop if he walked around town with a fart sniffer up his butt.
“Bro! My gas is SO bad today. How are you still back there?!” Tyler teased. It truly was foul, but the fouler the better.
BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLPPPHH!
The next fart filled your nose to the point that you couldn’t inhale anymore. You began to swallow the fart as it vibrated the back of your throat before entering your stomach. The taste sent you into a coughing fit.
“Haha! Fuck man, it’s only going to get worse from here. I’m full of gas today.”
FFRRRRBBBPPPHHH!
Tyler pushed your head against a wall before sealing your face shut against his ass, you were gonna be stuck there for a good few hours.
Not that you had any complaints.
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