Alex didn’t like to go home for the holidays. His family, brothers and dad, was weird, or maybe he was. Growing up in a household of only gassy men with a fart fetish, how could it not? Staying away would be best. That was his plan until he started getting the guilt trip messages that got increasingly weirder.
Dad - “Hey son, call me when you can. We all miss you.”
Greg - “Bro, come home for the holidays. We haven’t seen you in so long.”
Nick - “Dad’s been talking about you a lot. You should come home. He misses you.”
Alex – Sigh – “I’m on my way.”
The day he was traveling to his dad’s place is when the messages began to get weird…
Greg – “It’s going to be great to catch up, bro, BBBBfbfbbfbfbfbfbfpfpfpfpfpfpf” and he blasted a fart.
Dad – “Hey Alex, I’m fixing up your bedroom, BBBBfbbffbffppfpfpfpfpfpfp (he blasted a huge fart). It will be ready for you when you get here.”
Nick – BBBBBBBbbsspspppspfpspsppp. “Hey, I just felt left out.”
Greg – “Looks like you’ll be off your plane soon. I’m in the car now. See you soon. BBBBBppppfpfpft,” he grunts and farts causing the car seat to rattle.
Nick – BBBBsppspspsppspsppptptptptppptrptpprptprpfptpff. “I’m fluffing your pillows Bro, guess how.” BBBBBfpfppfttt
Dad – “Can’t wait to see you son,” BBBBbfffpfpfpptptpspppfpfbfpfppfpptptptp he grunts, “We have a lot of fun things planned for you.” BBbFpfpfpptppt
Alex had an erection during the entire flight out. And by the time he landed and was waiting in the terminal for his brother to drive up he had a noticeable precum stain on the front of his pants, which he attempted to hide.
It was too late to turn around and go back, right…
The drive to Dad’s place was normal, unfortunately. Alex began to think he just imagined all those messages, the sick fantasies of a pervert.
The moment Alex walked through the door at his Dad’s place, Nick came out of nowhere and gave him a big bear hug. He was trapped in Nick’s large muscular frame when, Bbbppftt, Nick let out a loud but short fart that imminently made him gag. The scent of protein and sweaty ass filled Alex’s lungs. “Good to have you back bro.”
Greg slapped Nick’s pajama-clad ass, making it bounce and said, “Bro, remember what dad said.”
“Sorry. It slipped out.” He laughed as he continued to hold Alex in a bear hug that, Alex suspected, was more about keeping him in the fart stink than welcoming him home.
Greg took his coat off and just pulled his pants off – Underneath he wore a pair of pajamas that were wedged inside his ass crack. Greg joined the bear hug, pushing Alex’s face into Greg’s sweaty pits. Alex was trapped between his two large beefy brothers. He had forgotten he was the tiny one in the family. “Anyway, it is good to have you home Alex," said Greg.
Just then their dad walked in, a muscular, shirtless man in a pair of pajama bottoms. “My three boys all together at home at last. Now make some room for your dad’s fat ass.” His Dad came towards them arms ready to embrace them all. Alex’s face was again shoved as their dad joined the bear hug. He found his face smothered between his Dad’s fuzzy, warm pecs. The smell of his Dad’s hot body was almost enough to block Nick’s fart… almost. Alex flushed red with embarrassment as the scent of Nick’s fart had caused an erection that was currently pressing into his dad’s muscular thigh.
Their Dad took a few deep sniffs then said, “Nick. What did I say?”
“Sorry, Dad. It just slipped out. I swear.”
“Well, I guess it’s okay now. Your brother Alex is here, so we can start the celebration now.”
Before Alex could register, he felt his dad’s hand on his head pushing him down. He was surrounded by his family’s huge, muscular, meaty, pajama-clad asses. They began grunting above him until, BBBBBSpspsppspspsp PPPFpfpfppttpptp Fftbfbfbfpfpfpbfbfbfpfpptptptpt-BFBfbbtbtbtb, they all blasted huge windy farts in his face. Alex gagged as the farts filled his lungs.
He felt his dad’s hand shove his face into each of their farting butts as he told him, “Deep sniff – Deep, deep sniff Alex – Good job, Alex. Good boy.”
Alex sniffed deeply. His family’s farts were rancid and strong. He gagged while attempting to stifle a moan of pleasure.
“Oh yeah. Alex, can’t you smell the familial bond?” Nick said, BbBBBBfbfpptpt.
Greg pushed his ass back into Alex’s face and grunted as he let out a loud bellowing fart BBBBSbsbbsbsbpfppfpfppsbbfbpfsppf-fppfppptt. It stank like sweaty ass and bad cheese.
“Thanks, Dad. I was holding that one in the entire drive. Unlike someone. I can follow rules.”
“Shut,” BBBBFBbfbffppfpfppfppspspspspsp, “Up,” said Nick, “Some of us aren’t freaks who can hold it in.”
“Maybe if you could hold it in, you’d hold down a job instead of getting fired for gassing the place,” Greg spat back with a loud BBBbfbpfpfpfpfbBFfppffppfpfp.
BBBBSBbsbsbbsspsppspspspsbsspspspsppsbsbspspspsp-BSBbsbsbfBBFBfbfbfbbff Their dad let out a massive, booming fart that made both Nick and Greg stop fighting. “Boys, Stop it now. It’s a holiday.”
Alex’s head was spinning from the noxious fumes and powerful farts he kept taking to the face. He felt lightheaded surrounded by butt musk and foul fumes, but he’d never been hornier. He was leaking thick precum through his tented pants.
Alex looked up after a quiet moment had passed without anymore farts and he noticed all three men smirking down at him.
“It’s good to have you back son. It’s been too long,” said his dad. He scrunched up his face and let out a quick BBBBFpfpfpppfpttt toot in his face.
“It really is nice to have you back. Your hiatus was hell. We couldn’t handle the farts here without you.” Greg said as he grunted and BBBBfpfpfpptpptpt farted in his brother’s face.
“Lucky us to have a fart-sniffing fa…” Nick was interrupted by his Dad’s sternful grunt and BBBBfpfppp fart. Nick let out a fart in surprise. “Sorry. We’re lucky to have you back. It’s a novelty to have fresh air.”
Alex looked concerned but his Dad having noticed this, shoved his son’s face in his plump, muscular ass and said, “It’s okay Alex. We always knew. You weren’t exactly subtle when you tried to smell our gas.” BBBBSBpsppfpppfpfpfpfpt His dad blasted a fart in his sniffing face.
“I caught you sniffing my seat after farting in it more than once,” said Greg.
“Not to mention how many pairs of my underwear went missing,” Nick laughed.
Their dad placed Alex’s head between his brother’s asses as they both BBBBfbpfpfpfpfppfpfpfp PSPpspsppsp let out a double face fart. Alex took a deep couple sniffs.
“It wasn’t until you left that we realized how much gas you actually sniffed for us. The place started to stink without you.”
“The neighbors actually called 911 thinking there was a gas leak.” Nick lifted his leg and blasted another fart, this time a loud, abrupt fart, in his brother’s face. Alex gagged from the assault.
“It stank for a while week, until we figured out what had changed.” Greg said.
“Suffice to say, we needed someone to sniff our gas. If not for our own noses, but, for the neighbors.” His dad said as he BbbBFbfbbBFbfbfbff let a rumbling fart blast into Alex’s face. “Son, we actually hired a few fart sniffers… for a while.”
“Well, not hire exactly.” Nick laughed, “but it was a great way to get revenge on exes and force people to pay us back money we loaned them.”
BBBBSbfbfbffpfppffp Greg farted. “It also made a few exes too. if I remember.” BBBBFbffpfpptt. They all laughed.
“Well, how else are we gonna test someone out if they are good enough for our family?” Alex joked. And he BbbFpfpfpptt farted in Alex’s face.
“Anyway boys, we’ll have enough time to catch up. Right now, I want you to help me finish cooking dinner. But first…” Their dad pulled down his pajama bottoms and spread his meaty ass cheeks, showing Alex his dad’s fuzzy, sweaty asshole. “Give your dad a kiss son.”
Alex couldn’t control himself. He buried his face between his dad’s meaty cheeks and began tonguing him BBBBFbfbfbfbfpfpfpfpfpfpfp and swallowing the nasty fart his dad blasted.
He pulled his son’s face out of his ass with a suction cup pop and left him a hot, sweaty mess on the floor. “It’s great to have you back son.”
“You better not stay away for so long.” Greg said with a wink and BBBFBffpfpfppf fart.
“I still say we should tie him up and keep him here as a fart slave,” Nick said with a glint in his eye as he BBBBFbbfpfpfpf shoved his brother’s face in his ass and farted.
All three walked away, leaving Alex in their fart cloud. Their thick bubble butts bouncing in their pajama bottoms.
