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kelcey Ξ 32 Ξ nerdworm they/she "might just be several pigeons in a trenchcoat" - zoë always a deer blog current emotion: my heart is filled with love and garbage (this is the kind of person i am)

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

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[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 08.10 Endgame

[gunslingergivens]

JUSTIFIED 1X11 - Veterans (requested by @up-the-bracket)

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love on artfight when someone’s like “ok absolutely don’t do this!!!” and then it’s all in white font so I can’t read it on my phone

[nitewrighter]

Commissioning artists really makes you feel like a renaissance noble. Like you’ll get an email that just says “Hey sorry some things came up but I’m working on your piece and here’s a WIP” and suddenly you’re wearing sumptuous velvets and eating grapes on a reclining couch like “Ohoho! Take as long as you need, my Orpheus! My riches and time are a paltry price to pay to bring your beauty to the world! I am a ~Patron of the Arts!~”

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still love how whenever Tim snarks randomly Avery markham is really like ?????

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legitimately obsessed with how he won’t talk to Tim, like Tim will say something and he’ll go ?? and immediately turn back to Raylan even if he is technically responding to what Tim said

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[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

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[sg1]

SG1’S 1K CELEBRATION ☆ Anonymous requested ↳ Make me choose: Sam and Janet or Sam and Vala

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[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?