While we mourn the tragic downfall of human civilization
Let me just grab my pearls so I can clutch them properly while we mourn the tragic downfall of human civilization—courtesy of a slightly off-kilter hi-hat loop and a vocal snippet some producer found on a dusty hard drive. You’re telling me that some of these original songs weren’t exactly Thriller to begin with? Shocking. Truly. But you’re right—taking a so-so track from 1982 and draining every…









