the hoot of a flute with the flavor of fruit

Recreational lamentations.

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[bannertanks]

[kyotocryptids]

new reaction meme just dropped

[shetheyslain]

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon

[ntbkompy]

Llama Love

Almost forgot :V

[rubyetc]

[cheese24k]

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[dorothylarouge]

[freakoutgirl]

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time