RandyAlex

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

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Rough Edges: Buck's phone is stolen by the 15 year old run-away, which ends up with Tommy getting the shit beaten out of him in a alley way, which ends up with Buck and Tommy getting back together and adopting the brat.

Rough Edges 2

A bittersweet farewell to Buck and Tommy

Color me surprised:

Buck tries to surprise Tommy in Las Vegas wearing just a coat....

Tommy vs DEI

Tommy gives a speech at an anti-DEI rally, where he explains the importance of DEI, while the 118 watches.

Secrets in the closet

Buck goes to make up with Tommy, but discovers Tommy has already moved on. Only problem, the man in question is Tommy's half brother - who then becomes determined to reunite Bucktommy.

Hello, it's the competition calling

If Tommy is going to be stupid, and see Eddie as the competition for Buck's love, then Eddie is going to mock him for it.

Caught out by the helicopter

If Buck and Tommy wanted to keep their reunion a secret, Tommy probably shouldn't have picked Buck up in a helicopter after work.

Law and Order: Cookies

Someone ate the cookies Buck made for Jee. Tommy thinks Buck is being a bit over dramatic

Star crossed lovers and other curses soulmates suffer

Tommy dies and discovers that Buck is his soulmate, in every life.

Bucktommy in space.

Buck the pop star and Tommy the space military find each other in space and work together to save the sick, the kidnapped and the whole universe.

Zach

Alone

In which Tommy wants to get drunk alone, but Harbor's probie finds him, and then tries to help fix him and Buck.

Still Alone

Zach is back to force Tommy to talk to Buck, and cause more chaos.

Don't want to be alone

8X17 AU with Zach, where Bobby is dead, Eddie is a dick and Buck finally leavs the 118

Zach one shots

Zach vs Ice, and Zach vs the sexist old man

The ex, the golf course and the terrible bet

Zach and Buck meet Tommy's terrible ex on the golf course, Zach loses his dignity but stands up for Tommy.

Is it better to be alone, or cling to this sinking ship

Zach works out he's bi, it's just a shame Tommy doesn't like his boyfriend.

[stiles-wilkolak]

Does anyone else see my vision?

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@do-androids-dream-ao3acc

[newblvotg]

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[geddyqueer]

one like = one gentle pat of support for my writing tendril as i try to finish this chapter tonight

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

you can do it!

[leo-from-the-past]

@jordenhousehay by briankaminski

[joenateuser]

MICHAEL YERGER Photographed by Jake Lyle for We Are All Smith

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@nerdyfangirl76 @do-androids-dream-ao3acc booktok!Zach muse

[braviks]

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[tanukiham]

actual footage of first contact makeouts

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.

That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.

I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.

No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”

[explorerrowan]

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

[gallifreyanwriter]

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

[hazeldomain]

Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture

Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job 

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.

[silvergryphonart]

They could have explained none of it and responded to the offered hand with a polite bow. First contact was gonna be with the guy who proved they were technologically ready for it but any human aware of Japan and China would recognise that

[creature-wizard]

"I'm not giving them a cookie for doing the bare fucking minimum!" But have you considered the power in encouraging the behavior you want via positive reinforcement? Do you actually want people to change, or do you want them to stay the same because you'd rather keep complaining about them forever?

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

People would rather bitch than fix things

[elordick]

𝑅𝑎𝑓𝑎𝑒𝑙 𝐿. 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑣𝑎

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@nerdyfangirl76

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@nerdyfangirl76

[brainstreams]

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@nerdyfangirl76

[t-800]

[guilt-and-rod]

Kyle.

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@do-androids-dream-ao3acc @nerdyfangirl76 remind me to put this man through it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[nerdyfangirl76]

@thatrandyalexfroma03

[thatrandyalexfroma03]

@nerdyfangirl76 yes!!!!