my erasermic mess

25 • they • weeb • Deku Squad

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Yamada : *smile*

Aizawa : *blush and slams his hand on the table* that's it, I'm gonna kill them

Kayama : Or you can ask them out ????

Aizawa : k-killing is e-easier..

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No one :

Present Mic :

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No one :

Eraserhead :

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No one :

Present Mic :

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Aizawa: every time i'm around Yamada my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets

Aizawa: i think i'm alergic to him

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Aizawa: i made the decision to trust you

Yamada: a terrible decision, tbh

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Aizawa: *walks into the room*

UA teachers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Aizawa: oh, so this is what you were planning in secret

Aizawa: i thought you were planning to kill me

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Yamada: what's your biggest fear?

Aizawa: being abandoned

Yamada: damn, that's deep

Yamada: mine is mr clean, but i feel kinda stupid about that now

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Aizawa: I don't like most people, but I guess you're okay

Yammada:

Yamada: I'm your fucking husband, shota

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Aizawa: may i sit here?

Yammada: that's my lap

Aizawa: that doesn't answer my question

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Aizawa: so you fucked up

Yamada: i don't know what you're referring to but probably

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Yamada: Do I even look good in this outfit?

Aizawa: You look perfect, I wish I could pull that off

Yamada: You can if you want

Aizawa: What?

Yamada: What?

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Yamada: i look so ugly today like i do not wanna go

Aizawa: WHAT?! you look GORGEOUS

Yamada: i know i just wanted to hear you saying

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Yamada: remember at our wedding, when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until "death" shall part us?

Aizawa *sighing*: what did you do?

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Yamada: it's 45ºC out here, why are you wearing black?!

Aizawa: people who stop wearing black just because it's hot are weak

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Aizawa: if i'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means i'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and i can't handle your crap

Yamada: you're always sarcastic with me

Aizawa: have fun figuring out which one it is

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Aizawa: you say "please" and "thank you" in front of your kids all the time and they never repeat it

Aizawa: but when you say "fuck" ONCE-

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Aizawa: I like PresentMic a lot

Midnight: have you told him yet?

Aizawa: no, but in my mind we have a lot of cats