Aizawa: every time i'm around Yamada my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets
Aizawa: i think i'm alergic to him

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Aizawa: every time i'm around Yamada my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets
Aizawa: i think i'm alergic to him
Yamada : *smile*
Aizawa : *blush and slams his hand on the table* that's it, I'm gonna kill them
Kayama : Or you can ask them out ????
Aizawa : k-killing is e-easier..
Aizawa: if i'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means i'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and i can't handle your crap
Yamada: you're always sarcastic with me
Aizawa: have fun figuring out which one it is
PresentMic: babe, would you die for me?
Eraserhead: no
PresentMic: what?
Eraserhead: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'm living just for you. you're my life.
PresentMic, in tears: i thought you were going to say that you'd die for fun
Aizawa: I don't like most people, but I guess you're okay
Yammada:
Yamada: I'm your fucking husband, shota
PresentMic: you're the best husband ever. I wish I could marry you all over again
PresentMic: *gasps loudly* LET'S GET DIVORCED
Aizawa: I like PresentMic a lot
Midnight: have you told him yet?
Aizawa: no, but in my mind we have a lot of cats
Aizawa: *walks into the room*
UA teachers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Aizawa: oh, so this is what you were planning in secret
Aizawa: i thought you were planning to kill me