Satanic Mechanic

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Angelina Jolie

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Wanted (2008) dir. Timur Bekmambetov Mamushi - Megan Thee Stallion (2024) dir. Kevin "Onda" Leyva

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ANGELINA JOLIE as Kate HACKERS (1995) dir. Iain Softley

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Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie in Hackers (1995)

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Angelina Jolie at the Cannes Film Festival, 16 May 2025

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Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995) directed by Iain Softley

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[marvellegends]

GILGAMESH and THENA in ETERNALS (2021) — dir. Chloé Zhao

[scarletrubylore]

I don’t understand why this movie was so disliked. The explanation I can think of is that it was curated for me specifically that no else in the world can share my exact specific taste. Loved Gilgamesh and Thena’s relationship.

[dailysudeikis]

Jason Sudeikis with Cailtin Clark and Sue Bird at the Iowa Hawkeyes game in Iowa. - December 2, 2023.

[prettyhennytea]

Caitlin Clark: Queen of the Court, Breaker of Records, and She's Just Getting Started

Honey, let’s spill the tea on Cailtin Clark. This girl is on FIRE! 🔥Not only is she slaying the WNBA, but she’s also rewriting the record books like it’s nobody business!

Just the other night, she tied Rhyne Howard for the most 3-pointers by a rookie. 🏀And let’s not forget her jaw-dropping 19 assists in a SINGLE GAME! 🤯 She’s the first rookie EVER to get a triple-double and has more assists than any other rookie in history. Werk, Caitlin!

But wait, there’s more! She’s about to snatch that 3-point record, and she’s got her eyes on a few other prizes too. 👀 Total points? Minutes played? Assists? Honey, this girl is unstoppable!

Now, we all know she had a few oops moments with those turnovers, but let’s be real, everyone makes mistakes. And honestly, with all the incredible things she’s doing, we can let that slide. 😉

Caitlin Clark is the future of the WNBA, and she’s proving it every time she steps on the court. So grab your popcorn and watch her shine because this is just the beginning, honey!

Follow me for all the latest WNBA tea! 💋

[riotkittiesarchive]

beware of attack lesbian!! reblog if you too are, indeed, an attack lesbian

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[cynd6cynd6]

How it starts

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Me and who?

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[wanderinghandsfallingagain]

restraints are fun, but it’s so hot when you don’t even have to use them. like when muscle memory takes over and they put their own hands above their head and keep them there. or when you’re sitting up and they’re leaning back against you, keeping their legs apart and their arms out to their sides. or when you’re making out, hands roaming, and they slowly spread their legs, knowing what comes next. like they’re just so ready for you, they can’t help themselves but get into position

THIS IS A POST FROM A LESBIAN NSFT BLOG. CISHET MEN AND MINORS DNI.

[pandainstincts]

[xiaq]

Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.