Nur tote Fische schwimmen mit dem Strom.

[erdberle]

Mama: Zu jedem Topf gibt es einen passenden Deckel.

Ich: Und was, wenn ich eine Vase bin?

Mama: Dann bist du eine Ming-Vase. So wertvoll, dass sich niemand traut, dich anzufassen.

[momandpopmusic-blog]

[erdberle]

Trying to flirt like

Me: y u so hot

Girl: grobal warming

[erdberle]

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

[erdberle]

Reasons to trust me: I'm a tiny Kitten

Reasons not to trust me: I'm a tiny Kitten

[block]

[yghe]

Ich bin Gelegenheitsraucher. Ich rauche bei jeder Gelegenheit.

ich bin lustig (via yghe)

[positivedoodles]

[copyr1ghts]

Go for it. Whether it ends good or bad, it was an experience.

(via w-eltenbummlerin)

[bla-safsa6a-deactivated20150923]

“You have to understand, that no one puts their children in a boat unless the water is safer than the land.”

[cheese24k]

A video that has made me rethink things.

[temporal-eternity-deactivated20]

Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful.

[missbassweight-blog]

wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen

[happy-absturz]

😭

[solsidorna]

[illuminatedtrash]

[jaeon009]

I tried

[zanderjdc]

Dude fuck off

[triumphiert]

[onlytwitterpics]

[nerdeas]

[erdberle]

me: *doesn't act like a teenager*

me: *also doesn't act like an adult*

me: what the fuck am i