zanderJDC

did you know? my blog is actually run by a very dedicated team of salamanders.

[vendetta06]

After 2 years in silence, my band Fangbanger is finally back with a new song - Stay Away! 🌀 Available on all platforms!

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[pocketss]

he’s sensitive

[sparrowlucero]

emus

[batsandboba]

[catchymemes]

[theyll-never-search-the-pfp]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

Cinematic masterpiece

[u-have-been-hacked]

staying up late ain’t even fun anymore it’s just sad

[greelin]

Whatever *does this*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[happinessbunny]

Putting this here because apparently Tesla wants it taken down and the og post was already deleted.

[grinderhassh-deactivated2022091]

[strange-as-it-may-seem]

Neil Gaiman ( @neil-gaiman ) in Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions on Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED video

[ Image description: a series of screens from a video of Neil Gaiman sitting and answering the question with subtitles. He says “‘Could I ride Minotaur like a horse?’ No, obviously, you could not. You could ride a Minotaur like a man (…) Unless you could find a Minotaur into sort of pony stuff or you probably have to find a furry minotaur, like, not a furry Minotaur, a Minotaur who was actually a furry, would get into a horse costume and get down and you could ride that one.’ End of image description. ]

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[jakeperalta]

I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jame7t]

Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

[xactoknifegun]