Eremin is beautiful. And that is a fact.

Nothing but scarcasm and eremin on this blog

[chikanini]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.

[maltypass]

Damn just shower thoughts didn’t come to play today

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Galaxy Watercolor Paintings made by Iris Lim

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[ike-loves-men]

I fixed it.

[homofied]

[merryweathercomics]

iPhone & Android bully you for being poor

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[timeofdeathnote]

they really did that

[just-shower-thoughts]

The camera man is the most powerful being in the universe

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today is apparently the 6969th day of the century. Nice.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is a perfect distance from the sun where popcorn can be made

[just-shower-thoughts]

Attending your enemy’s funeral is the ultimate closure

[just-shower-thoughts]

Back in the day, Daphne was hot…today, Velma is the hot one.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Big breasted women probably ride around in vehicles with their seatbelts like this %

[just-shower-thoughts]

There was probably a kid who imagined creating an earthquake just before an actual earthquake happened and thought he was an earthbender.

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[thefuzzydave]

Things I love about this:

In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.

Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.

He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.