Wwonderful

Wwhatevver Im Eridan And This Is My Blog Obvviously

[askthe-spiderfish]

Oh An Older Vvris Howw Lovvely

And a younger Cronus is just what we need.

[eribluh]

Of Course You Can Nevver Havve Too Many Maryams

Evven Though I Act Nothin Like Him

[askthe-spiderfish]

Don’t 8e a smartass.

[eribluh]

Wwell Technically I Cant Be A Smartass Cause Im Not An Ass

But I Am Pretty Smart So Thanks

Evven Though That Wwasnt Probably Meant As A Complement

But Wwhatevver

Anywway Im Eridan An Ivve Been Told Im The Better Maryam

[asktheluckypeixes]

Smart

smart *laughs her ass off

[askthe-spiderfish]

I kind of agree with Vriska here.

Which I hardly do.

[eribluh]

Wwoww Wwhy Are Peixes So Hard To Wwin Ovver

Evven Though I Did Get Vvris-- Nevvermind

Wwe Need No Repeat Of Previous Thins

Anywway *you cough awkwardly and play with the ends of your cape*

Wwhat Evven Is This Wwhat I Get For Startin Convversations

[eribluh]

*Disappointed Noises*

[eribluh]

Feferi just set a fucking forest on fire. Thoughts on that?

As Bad As That Is

At Least Its Not People

Or Wwell

Fuck

Wwhat If

No Ok Wwell Obviously If I Try To Do Somethin Id Probably Get In Her Bad Mood Wwhich Nobody Fuckin Needs

She Just Needs To Take Some Deep Breaths

[askthe-spiderfish]

Oh An Older Vvris Howw Lovvely

And a younger Cronus is just what we need.

[eribluh]

Of Course You Can Nevver Havve Too Many Maryams

Evven Though I Act Nothin Like Him

[askthe-spiderfish]

Don’t 8e a smartass.

[eribluh]

Wwell Technically I Cant Be A Smartass Cause Im Not An Ass

But I Am Pretty Smart So Thanks

Evven Though That Wwasnt Probably Meant As A Complement

But Wwhatevver

Anywway Im Eridan An Ivve Been Told Im The Better Maryam

[manipulatingpurplerage-deactiva]

Fef Im Sorry Dont Be Sad Or Somethin Oh Gog I Didnt Think You Wwould Get Wworked Up Really Shit Wwhy Am I A Fuck Up Wwith People Anywway That Isnt My Point My Point Is Just Dont Be Dowwn Ok Im Sorry Again

Wtf are you rambling aboat.

[eribluh]

Some Anon Told Me I Made You Sad

So I

I Just

Nevvermind Then I Guess

[askthe-spiderfish]

Oh An Older Vvris Howw Lovvely

And a younger Cronus is just what we need.

[eribluh]

Of Course You Can Nevver Havve Too Many Maryams

Evven Though I Act Nothin Like Him

[eribluh]

Did you just do the thing and make Feferi sad by telling her not to kill? That's just... wow. How are you so good at making people sad.

Wwhat

Did I Really Make Her Sad Just Noww

Fuckin Hell

Not Like I Meant It Anon

I Just Thought If I

I Dont Wwant Her To Go On Random Killin Sprees Ok

She Could Still Die An All

An It Wwould Be A Shame If It Happened One Day Cause Of Those

[manipulatingpurplerage-deactiva]

Do you even wonder how your odd dancester got preggers? 0u0

Yes, but I’d rat)(er not know.

[eribluh]

You Are So Lucky You Didnt Get Told

Trust Me Fef

You Really Dont Wwanna Knoww

[eribluh]

Krilling's t)(e only fin I'm good at, t)(oug)(. 8(

I Doubt Its The Only Thin Youre Good At

Im Sure You Can Do Thins Besides Killin

Cool Thins Fef Cool Thins

I Guess Right I Dont Knoww

But I Do Knoww Thats Not All Youre Good For

[eribluh]

If we went on a date, t)(e majority of t)(e date would be spent wit)( you trying to )(old me back as I attempt to viciously murder t)(e waiter.

God Damn Fef Wwhat Did I Say About Just Murderin People

Leavve The Wwaiter Alone Unless He Did Somethin

[eribluh]

Why dont you date Feferi? Then you and Cronus can double-date with hot Makaras. ;0

Wwell Maybe Cause Im Happily Wwith Kan

I Wwouldnt Swwitch Her For Fef Or Anyone Else Really

An I Dont Think I Wwould Evver Take Fef On A Date Wwith Our Stupid Dancestors

[eribluh]

The "mother" is "Older Feferi", if you didn't figure it out.

I Feel Proud For Some Odd Reason

But Yet At The Same Time I Wwant To Smack Him For Doin It

[jaded-greaser]

Wwell It Looks Like Im Not The Only One Wwho Got Laid Today Except I Didnt Try To Reproduce Or Wwhatevver Gog Cro You Cant Just Go Around Gettin-- Wwait Youre Not Evven A Troll Right Noww Wwhat The Fuck

obvwiously im not uncivwilized as to fuck someone before they get vwith me, swveetheart.

anyvway, yeah, cant vwait to raise it, and make it vwatch grease vwith me.

[eribluh]

Hey In My Defence I Didnt Knoww Thats Wwhat Vvris Had In Mind

An That Doesnt Evven Matter Because Wwe Are In Black Noww

But I Swwear To Gog Cro Dont Fuck Wwhatevvers Goin On Up

[jaded-greaser]

i vwont.

im not you after all.

[eribluh]

Oh Fuck Off

Just

Wwhos The Other Person Anywway

[jaded-greaser]

vwho do ya think?

[eribluh]

Holy Shit Cro

[jaded-greaser]

Wwell It Looks Like Im Not The Only One Wwho Got Laid Today Except I Didnt Try To Reproduce Or Wwhatevver Gog Cro You Cant Just Go Around Gettin-- Wwait Youre Not Evven A Troll Right Noww Wwhat The Fuck

obvwiously im not uncivwilized as to fuck someone before they get vwith me, swveetheart.

anyvway, yeah, cant vwait to raise it, and make it vwatch grease vwith me.

[eribluh]

Hey In My Defence I Didnt Knoww Thats Wwhat Vvris Had In Mind

An That Doesnt Evven Matter Because Wwe Are In Black Noww

But I Swwear To Gog Cro Dont Fuck Wwhatevvers Goin On Up

[jaded-greaser]

i vwont.

im not you after all.

[eribluh]

Oh Fuck Off

Just

Wwhos The Other Person Anywway

[jaded-greaser]

Wwell It Looks Like Im Not The Only One Wwho Got Laid Today Except I Didnt Try To Reproduce Or Wwhatevver Gog Cro You Cant Just Go Around Gettin-- Wwait Youre Not Evven A Troll Right Noww Wwhat The Fuck

obvwiously im not uncivwilized as to fuck someone before they get vwith me, swveetheart.

anyvway, yeah, cant vwait to raise it, and make it vwatch grease vwith me.

[eribluh]

Hey In My Defence I Didnt Knoww Thats Wwhat Vvris Had In Mind

An That Doesnt Evven Matter Because Wwe Are In Black Noww

But I Swwear To Gog Cro Dont Fuck Wwhatevvers Goin On Up

[eribluh]

Can I At Least Knoww Wwho The Other Participant Is So I Can Pity The Fool They Are

[eribluh]

You're going to be an Uncle, you know!

Seriously

Wwho—

Oh Gog Dont Evven Tell Me Cro Got Someone

Someone

I

Howw Is That Evven Possible