wwhat the fuck gamzee

fish-alien thing. royalty. fight me you clowwn fuck

[eridan--ampora--official]

my lusus told me to havve a good day today so if Yandere Chan comes back for a fourth time i SWWEAR TO HIC

[eridan--ampora--official]

update: i’m gonna kill evveryone i swwear

[eridan--ampora--official]

my lusus told me to havve a good day today so if Yandere Chan comes back for a fourth time i SWWEAR TO HIC

[eridan--ampora--official]

by the wway if there is a universe where Sollux is in one of my quadrants (as if), it is most definitely a kismessitude. or possibly one of us being an auspitice for the other.

[sollux-captor-official]

@eridan–ampora–official

eriidan have you been telliing people iim iin your quadrant2

because if you have ii 2wear to whatever fucked up diiety control2 thii2 2tupiid world ii wiill per2onally riip your blood beatiing liife sack from your fliimsy dii2gu2tiing body

[eridan--ampora--official]

do it cowward. rip it out of my chest. give me wwhat i deservve. also no i havve not

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Buut senpai, we are just trying to help-you know who

T-thats not possible, you where killed…

[yandere-chan-official]

You really think I died senpai?

Ha I’m just a little *glitched* hurt thats all

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Fine then… you will die

*fires a couple of shot into her*

[yandere-chan-official]

*her body glitches, making the bullets pass right through her*

Aww comeon now I’m just sad

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*begins to step back*

What the fuck are you?

[yandere-chan-official]

I’m a glitch sweatie!

That means nothing can stop me now

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*begins running*

Fuck fuck fuck

[eridan--ampora--official]

hey man i got a cool trick i’ve been planning to use on yandere for a while. it makes me completely unpredictable, so Yandere will have no idea when to glitch and dodge me.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

PLEASE DO IT

*keeps running*

[eridan--ampora--official]

yeah ok watch this *t-poses and begins spinning his upper half. after he reaches a high enough speed, he starts moving around at an equally fast speed and begins to repeatedly hit Yandere, from a different angle each time.*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Buut senpai, we are just trying to help-you know who

T-thats not possible, you where killed…

[yandere-chan-official]

You really think I died senpai?

Ha I’m just a little *glitched* hurt thats all

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Fine then… you will die

*fires a couple of shot into her*

[yandere-chan-official]

*her body glitches, making the bullets pass right through her*

Aww comeon now I’m just sad

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*begins to step back*

What the fuck are you?

[yandere-chan-official]

I’m a glitch sweatie!

That means nothing can stop me now

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*begins running*

Fuck fuck fuck

[eridan--ampora--official]

hey man i got a cool trick i’ve been planning to use on yandere for a while. it makes me completely unpredictable, so Yandere will have no idea when to glitch and dodge me.

[official-kurumi-tokisaki]

Do you know Nikolai's littke weakness?

What? His ticklish secret? Yeah I heard about it, nothing new anon. It’s kinda of a boring secret.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ANON HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE

[eridan--ampora--official]

maybe the anon is a fucking asshole

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

[eridan--ampora--official]

hewwwwo evvwweeone! it’s me, ya 🅱oi, Ewwidan Ampowwa, 🅱ACK AT IT AGAIN!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Never say those words again

[shino-inuduka--official]

I… don’t understand. How did they even… do that?

[eridan--ampora--official]

it’s a seadwweller thing

[eridan--ampora--official]

hewwwwo evvwweeone! it’s me, ya 🅱oi, Ewwidan Ampowwa, 🅱ACK AT IT AGAIN!

[corrin-official-blog]

This puts fear in my heart

[eridan--ampora--official]

wwhy? owwo

[eridan--ampora--official]

hewwwwo evvwweeone! it’s me, ya 🅱oi, Ewwidan Ampowwa, 🅱ACK AT IT AGAIN!

[ika-musume-official]

Nishishishishi!!!!!

[eridan--ampora--official]

nishi? wwhat’s that?

[eridan--ampora--official]

@kuprum-maxlol-official i see the living battery is here

[gamzee-makara-official]

*clears throat* buckets

[eridan--ampora--official]

gamzee tag your porn for god’s sake

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m sorry what?

[eridan--ampora--official]

buckets are used in the reproductive process of trolls.

[eridan--ampora--official]

ok excuse me i searched my immortal on google recently and apparently it’s a song too??? explain @the-official-techpreist

[the-official-techpreist]

Really? That is most interesting, is the song about the story?

[eridan--ampora--official]

no i think it’s a love story but less shitty

[eridan--ampora--official]

ok excuse me i searched my immortal on google recently and apparently it’s a song too??? explain @the-official-techpreist

[eridan--ampora--official]

hey uh, wwhat’s this ‘my immortal’ i’vve been hearing about? it’s about wwizards, right?

[the-official-techpreist]

Yes… but it is the worse story ever made, it is still known even 38,994 years after it was made

[eridan--ampora--official]

wwell, it’s good i havven’t tried to read it yet.