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rotgospels

Mary Karr, “VI. Wisdom: The Voice of God”

sca-nerd

gaysidneycrosby

the stock market is so silly like girl you made that up

positiveseed

@positiveseed

dankmemeuniversity

midnightmart

happy new year. have some tigers i did for a client

kind reminder that commissions and requests are both open!

seacial

supernaturaldelay

maureen2musings

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_marcelsiebert

smalltownboymp3

2022 resolutions

fairycosmos

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

enchantedengland

Cottage in Cambridgeshire (@travelling_han IG)

o-kurwa

magicalgirlmindcrank

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

wynterwulf7

What a polite young bear! Maybe some parents are doing the right thing these days :')

(too bad those parents aren't there for humans) (love of god I'm trying to be nice pls shut up)

wynterwulf7

... Jesus christ. Never the fuck mind then.

We didn't know. I'm sorry for making a thoughtless joke. I hope the bear doesn't die.

wilwheaton

We're here, we clear, we don't want any more bears!

evilvarric666-archive

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.