sisters+girlfriends of Razzle and Dazzle. Their strange relationship is due to the fact that all 4 of them were dolls that Lucifer brought to life with his magic and he chose to give them the personalities that 5 year old Charlie gave them. (she knows too much about sex and violence to be a child)
(If i could do a film of Keekee/Razzla/Dazzla/Razzle/Dazzle)
I like to make the 5 pets sing this song and make it about how a sinner named Smoker knows Vaggy is a angel because he saw her golden blood so now he must become harmless by double-dying. (He is a lobster-sinner)
All-5-pets: mammy wants Smoker gone.
Dazzle: lets do rock/paper/scissors.
Kiki: charlie saying we need to work together.
Razzla: we are five of a kind.
Dazzla: brothers and sisters in arms.
All-5: [LA LA LA(x10)] lets get Smoker. Lets lock this sinner in dubble-HELL where there is no light.
Kiki: why dont we just set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing We will snap the trap and close the gate.
Razzle: Wait, I've got a better plan To catch this big, red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done, we'll butter him up
Dazzle:throw him in a box and bury him for 900 years, then see if he can still talk.
Razzla/Dazzla: oh charlie will be so pleased with us. she will surely reward us.
Razzle: i say that we take an RPG and Aim it at his door and then.
Dazzle:we Knock three times and when he answers he will be no more.
Kiki: You two are so stupid, think now If we blow him up into smithereens We may accedently blow up the hotell into smithereens and then we will surely lose some pieces.
Razzla/Dazzla: then miss-Vaggie will beat us all {black/purple/rose-red/Green} Because miss Vaggie is the meanest dark-angel around and If we are on her hit-list, we may need to get out of town.
kiki: but if we do it korrekt mammy and Vaggie will be so pleased by our success That they will reward us all, I'll bet. Perhaps they make us some special food like yummy fishy-stew, mmm.
all-5:We're are mommys little henchmen and we take our job with pride.We do our best to please her And stay on her good side.
kiki:I wish my co-workers weren't so dumb.
razzle/dazzle:we are not so dumb (the goat-boys are eating the wooden-Boards of the wooden-floor making a big opening in the floor of the basement)(ps:the basment is 100feet above the ground)
Razzla/Dazzla: stop eating the floor.
(razzle: You're no fun)(dazzle: Make me!)
kiki: [Shut up!] I've got something, listen up This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to Angels door Upon there'll be a note to read Now in the box, we'll put an angels-gun and we wait Until his curiousity...
all-5:Entices him to look inside And then he Will kill Smoker 1.2.3, angel-dust will kill Smoker, oh Angel is sure to get his kicks.
