well.

erin. canada. nineteen.

[feministdeathparty]

Fellas, is it gay to be a baby? 🤔

[dangerats--altcats-deactivated2]

[glorianas]

[turing-tested]

it's ok to steal from people who golf

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aceofsquiddles]

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love it when couples are like, each other’s biggest fan

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if you’re not excited about your partner fuck you

[p96al]

this isn’t my final form

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[gypsyastronaut]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

Gervais unleashed

[circle-eyes]

[guckygarnes]

this image looks like chris evans is mulaney’s highschool bully coming to shove him in a locker

[showerthoughtspost]

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

[animatedtext]

[knownhag]

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how are you not going to give me pussy after I notorized your fishing license application