Story of My Life

Hello world! This is me and the story of my life.

[shrimpnastee2]

[shrimpnastee2]

[petitraisin-deactivated20170712]

if u get painless periods u better fuckig thank the universe for sparing ur poor soul becayse death is taking me i am suffering

[erin51-blog]

Or just realized birth control is awesome and has magical powers

[srcluckles]

[kamikazedate]

Going on tumblr when the USA legalizes gay marriage like…

[biphoenix]

STITCH WAS EXPERIMENT 626

today is 6/26

coincidence? I think not

[toast-potent]

stitch is the reason gay marriage is legal confirmed

[biphoenix]

stitch legalized gay marriage pass it on

[erin51-blog]

What did I just read

[ruinedchildhood]

[maybeimdatingmyself]

[teapotsandroses]

[slayere-deactivated20160507]

How to deal with sexist idiots: A guide by Buffy Summers.

[meek-milf-blog]

Spoonies be all like

[erin51-blog]

People always say to drink lots of water with acid reflux, but I puke every time I do.

[thequotidiots]

Acid Reflux would make you grouchy too, assholes.

Professor Snape (via thequotidiots)

[silveramoon]

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW IF YOU HAVE ACID REFLUX OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES

Drink LOTS of water. The more water in your system, the more water can counteract the acid.

Sit up. If you’re having an episode do NOT lay down. Prop yourself up if you’re in bed.

Do NOT bend over, or lean forward for long periods of time. This can assist the acid reflux and make your situation worse.

Stay away from acidic foods. This one is simple, acidic foods will aid your acid reflux and corrode your stomach lining and esophagus more. Take Zantac (or your equivalent) before eating acidic foods to decrease possible symptoms.

Do NOT drink alcohol without reflux medication. Some acid reflux medication dissuades drinking while on them, but if you know you have moderate to severe reflux just don’t drink. Alcohol, is liquid pain in a bottle for those who suffer from reflux.

The pain is only temporary. If severe pain persists longer than an hour after taking your meds, seek medical advice/attention.

Don’t EVER let ANYONE tell you to “get over it” or “it’s not that big of a deal”. It literally feels like you have a fire spreading from your stomach to your esophagus. Sometimes people can even experience, fainting, dizziness,and even esophageal spasms that can feel like a heart attack.  It’s a physical condition that can or can not be completely under control. Some people live with it all of their lives, others only when they eat certain foods. 

Feel free to add to this list if you know of other things to help people who suffer from GERD, or if they know someone who does.

    8. Drink Milk if you can. It helps to coat the lining of the stomach and help cool the flames from acid reflux. 

[uni-and-running]

You know you've got a stomach problem when...

Your family asks “how is the tummy?” instead of “how are you?” as a greeting.

[lifeofacrohnie]

“The average person goes to the bathroom once a day.”

[hauntinglybeautifulsoul]

let's play "what did I eat to make my stomach want to kill me this time"