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Don't get me wrong, I want people to read books. But the most important book they should be reading... is Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg

I gotta take a Winnie the poo.

Mr. Rogers

Hope your New Years Eve was rockin'! P.S. I'm still alive!

Dick Clark

I'll miss the burritos.

Jim Harbaugh

You know, this new 'Night at the Museum' movie doesn't look very good. Maybe I'll cancel that one next.

Kim Jong-un

You sure about that, Seth?

Salman Rushdie

From now on I'm just gonna write books.

Seth Rogen

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? (Pause) No? (Pause) It's eggplant parm. (Pause) Shit, is the oven not on?

The Rock

3 hoes are more than enough for me.

Santa Claus

We're gonna take a break from our coverage of the SONY leak so that I can take a SONY leak.

Anderson Cooper

Where's MY friggin' Kennedy Center Honor?

Kennedy

Who beefed?

Arby's

Who wears short shorts? This guy.

John McEnroe

My actual name is Roy Banana.

Don Lemon

In my world, every Friday is Black Friday.

Cornel West

It's not even 9 am on the west coast and I'm already farting like I've eaten three plates of turkey and stuffing.

Cedric The Entertainer

I feel like I got shot all over again when they read that verdict last night.

Michael Brown

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