Part Time Cynic, Full Time Douchebag

I'm Erin. I'm from Chicago. Magic Maker. Waitress, bartender, Lush Cosmetics. I enjoy Disney, low brow art, interesting facts, nice underwear and rampant, unholy feminism. I'm an art student, and a future educator.

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me

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Jskadjsk @erineasta

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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

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[distantly] THAT DOG

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Reblogging for good luck ✨

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@oli-via

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Katharine Switzer, who was attacked for running in a then male only Boston Marathon, running the race again in 2017.

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Digging is hard work.

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Afternoon dance with Moana, Pua and Hei Hei. Gouache on illustration board.

#griz #grizandnorm #moana #wonderground #sketch #color #illustration #disney #downtowndisney #wdas #pua #heihei #gouache #winsorandnewton (at Downtown Disney District)

[kenihana]

Women love so differently. I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason males never pick up on a woman’s interest is because we never do things explicitly. We don’t buy men flowers or offer to take them out. We invest, we bend over backwards and we’re patient, but to men that’s just a woman being a woman. A man is never going to realize you’re going the extra mile until you tell him or until you stop trying.

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worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

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[chaoticdumbitch]

harrison: *in a completely monotone voice and like he’s given up on the entire star wars franchise* bang. bang.

carrie: *actually acting* no luke, it’s too late!

harrison: *in that same monotone voice* … bang. bang.

/harrison and carrie run offstage/

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@erineasta the drama 😩😩😩

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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER 

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???

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@erineasta

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okay but honestly

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Midnight Radio. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.

Contact: [email protected]

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Wtf I love this @erineasta @handcraftedgrains

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Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

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Ladybeard is everything

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Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

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@erineasta

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rupaul - “lizzie mcguire, disney on ice”

lizzie - “i just landed from the north pole to serve the judges a taste of my eskimo pie henny I am giving ice cold looks and architecture elsa aint got nothing on this frozen fish”

judges comments:

ross matthews - “igloo azalea 

michelle visage - “which hole is bigger her front entrance or her back”

rupaul - “the only white bricks michelle won't sniff”

*judges cackle together in harmony

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@erineasta

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pk goooooodbye

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list of things she did: 1. that

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she really did!

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yes mami

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It obviously wasn’t a fucking accident because why were they filming her reaction? She is a queen. They are losers. This is art. @erineasta