the universe's weakest pervert

18+ | they call me the girl who fucked the sandwich

[enameledcoppergirl]

There’s an egg-shaped void in your lower abdomen and helpful girls around you are vying to help solve that

[pankendev]

hello this is another burger i drew for burger day and this is a link to the uncropped version of that burger which you will need to be 18+ to access for some undisclosed reason.

[spicymotte]

orchid mantis oviposition here :)

[spicymotte]

the conclusion

[demonpaws]

you need to have sex with plushes... dont just hump them or fuck them, you need a little foreplay. kiss them. hold them against your body. bring their soft crotch up to your mouth and lick the flat bit of fabric there. run your tongue along the seam. make them kiss down your neck before you rub their nose and mouth against your cock. take your time with them, you're gonna be doing it every night from now on anyway...

[thepropertyofadaddy-deactivated]

[chinoise56x3]

Reblogging to let others know…

[reliableslimegal]

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/certifiedlillie/slime?updated=1777469614

An amazing piece drawn of me by a cute friend!

Anybody else want to be transformed?

[rory-flynn]

maintenance

uncensored on bsky

Rory🏳️‍⚧️🍉 (@rory-f.bsky.social)

perfectly normal maintenance activities🥴

[ecstasemen]

i went with a subtler color for her hair here

uncensored

[dumbdoegirl]

lil miss selfcest would like to dress you up in her clothes for a very normal reason.

[dumbdoegirl]

oh my god! you’re only wearing a hoodie? it’s freezing! here, you should take my jacket. you’ll be warm!

ugh! i ordered the wrong size again! just a touch too small. they’d probably fit you though. why don’t you just try them on?

hey, i’m gonna donate some old clothes, i left a trash bag of em’ in your bedroom if you wanted to give them a look.

would you even notice? i mean, it’s not like im doing anything out of the ordinary. just being considerate!

maybe eventually you’ll come to a moment of realization. maybe it’ll be looking in the mirror and realizing the outfit “you” picked out is all just my clothes. maybe it’ll come when the waitress asks us if we’re sisters. maybe it’ll come when i’m moaning my own name while rutting into you like a dog. who knows!

[lesbomancers]

new dawn selfcest post over on blueskyyyyy :3 just a LITTLE bit too much to post on here y'know?

[spitehound-unltd]

sleepy dog

more🔗

[ecstasemen]

the nearest set of clothes is like a kilometer away

uncensored

[lesbomancers]

they cast a mutual "compulsion: kiss" spell on each other and now they don't know how to get out. it's been an hour

[xenovipositor]

"It's not a safe day" I warn, which is perplexing since I'm topping and we're doing anal. What you have failed to understand is that it's been over a month since I last laid and the amount of eggs I'm about to put in you will completely restructure your insides. Despite this acknowledgement, I adamantly refuse to pull out. You're welcome.

[gaytanic-panic]

[ecstasemen]

oral fixation (he/it)

uncensored

[lesbomancers]

i've also got these which i CANNOT post uncensored on here but i have also posted them on my bluesky