Jan 22, 2017
your fav is problematic
darth vader
chokes people all the time
“be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director”
uses the force to make his cape flow in space
“asteroids do not concern me, admiral. i want that ship, not excuses.”
makes puns all the time
“he is as clumsy as he is stupid”
cuts his own son’s hand
“apology accepted, captain needa”
“i find your lack of faith disturbing”
biggest drama queen of the whole galaxy
“the emperor is not as forgiving as i am”
turns off his life support for aesthetic entrance
