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I still hate my birthday. Birthdays are overrated and no one cares about mine, or they end up absolute shit. Since my early teens I’ve had all of maybe two or three decent birthdays. People forget about me, or they don’t care, or they do shit like leave me home alone while they go to fucking DISNEYLAND for a work conference” like I don’t give a fuck if you don’t take me to the work specific functions in that trip but at least take me along when it’s my fucking birthday.

I really, really hate my birthday. I hope it’s going to be different and that I’m going to have a genuinely good birthday but every. Single. Time. It ends up being shitty. I should stop kidding myself.

anexperimentallife

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

littlewitchlingrowan

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

iamprincessash

sofarawaytae

gahdamnpunk

Ngl the answer couldn’t be more perfect

#important #relevant #words to live by

aidashakur

whitepeopletwitter

tittytron

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

ironbound-oberon

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

lifeisaroughjourney

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

anothereeatingdisorderperson

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aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

qxessence

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

catchymemes

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

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redadhdventures

Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”

Of course we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”

And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”

And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.

nine and a half months

I can’t even feel anything about you right now. I’m just empty of everything. Hopeless. Something beyond sad. Sad wasn’t enough of an emotion to even factor. I just feel gone. I wish it hadn’t had to come to this. I wish I wasn’t always waiting for you to see me and to love me as much as you love yourself and everyone else. I wish you hadn’t just taken me for granted. I never expected you to stay. I hoped you would prove me wrong, but I didn’t expect it in the least.

I’m going to miss you. You could have been the one. You could be the one. But you don’t care about being that person. You don’t care about caring. I see that now.

#love #heartbreak #ty #sad #personal #goodbye