Erogenous Robot Slime

A side-blog for more horny content. Adult, ace, they/them, queer, monster-fuckery

[tenebrascastle]

Room service

[sapphicbump]

Mage meets Slime

Researching mage meeting a slime girl!

[coldgoldlazarus]

Princess who has a harem of her personal maid, her personal lady knight, the eccentric young court mage, and the dragongirl who accidentally kidnapped her that one time

[coldgoldlazarus]

She's also an extremely subby pillow princess, fittingly enough, and loves when they force themselves on her.

The maid often makes a game of how much she can get away with doing to her in public without attracting suspicion, though it has led to some incidents of being humiliated in front of her subjects. In private, the princess doesn't usually bother wearing clothes other than stockings and bridal gauntlets most of the time, with how often her dresses would get torn off anyway.

One time the knight got a little too rough with her while venting some frustrations through sex, and guiltily confessed to the queen about having injured her daughter. The queen, knowing her daughter, just gave the knight a high-five and encouraged her to keep it up.

The dragon kidnapping incident, while predicated on a series of misunderstandings and shenanigans, also wound up turning into an absolutely wild sex vacation as she convinced the dragon to make up for this by railing her without break until she got rescued. It took the knight a few days to find her, and on getting there, the barely-conscious but absolutely blissed-out Princess asked her to join in for a bit before taking them back to the kingdom.

The mage meanwhile matches the princess for subbiness and also enjoys being used by the other three, but she also likes to summon dangerous tentacle monsters from cursed otherworlds to violate the whole polycule.

[mydogtige]

A Story About Masturbating to My Friend

Note: Mature content

[fae-kitti]

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this! 🗡️🩷

links

[princess-purpledoll]

Somewhere out there, there's a slime girl who really wants to re-blob your posts

[mydogtige]

A Story About Masturbating to My Friend

Note: Mature content

[saucymauler]

"youre such a dork."

[boobcareer]

well oiled machine = ive been jerking off the robotgirl

[dama-lara]

[step-bunny]

“Circling”

Gerda Wegener, 1920

[amiyayuri]

mmm Good Girl~

@3xsth

[serial-kissing]

I want boobs in my mouth to be quite honest

[hemipenal-system]

newly passing dragon therian who doesn’t really have any other dragons in her area so she’s learning the ropes of dragonhood from a bunch of books on dragon behavior she found at the library. the problem is they’re all sort of old and out of date

she couldn’t find a princess because it’s 2026, so she “kidnapped” a friend of hers and made her wear a big puffy dress. the friend insists she doesn’t mind at all but the dragon feels sort of bad about it regardless

[hemipenal-system]

hey, thanks for indulging me in all this. i know it’s probably sort of silly

oh, no, not at all! it’s actually kind of nice. you’re really warm and your scales are so soft. i’m so comfy right now. does it feel nice to be curled around your hoard?

yeah, it’s heavenly. you’re the best for letting me do this…

ack-

oh my gosh im so sorry i have no idea why i did that it was totally instinctive are you ok

girl im fine! your tongue is just really big and you kinda caught me off guard with it!

i’m sorry regardless, i shouldn’t have just-

wait.

are you blushing

no, it’s not like- it isn’t- i-

ok, i’m sorry, i should have told you. this whole thing is kind of a weird fantasy for me but i didn’t want to say anything and ruin your moment! this is about you! besides, i didn’t want to come off as a chaser or anything, and i never expected i would actually see a dragon… much less that it would be you…

this might sound weird but i think i knew? my nose is so sensitive now that i can sort of smell it on you. is that weird im sorry if thats weird

girl thats so cool that is not weird at all! it’s also. ahem. sort of really really hot >/////<

this might sound weird. and you’re totally welcome to say no-

we’ve been friends for years you can just ask i won’t be mad

could you lick me again? maybe my neck? i’m really sensit- oh god oh my god ohhhh that’s really nice girl this is doing it for me so mhhhhhh fuckkkk-

like that?

yes obviously like that can you not see me melting over h- what is going on with your eyes are you ok??

yeah, i’m- i-

hold on. is the big scary dragoness getting turned on by the princess she captured? awwww

i- how could i not- you’re over here asking me to lick your neck and moaning up a storm and i’ve had a crush on you for years and what was i supposed to feel about all that???

i don’t know! i was just curious and- you fucking WHAT

you’re literally so pretty! i love the way you dress and your taste in perfume and your stupid idiot laugh when i make a dumbass joke, and-

ok. look. girl. no more bullshit. how did your genitalia get affected by your hrt?

i got a set of hemipenes? most dragons do, i think? why?

are you comfortable with topping now?

i- i think so?

ash, i want you to fuck me. do you also want to fuck me?

oh my god yes please i just don’t know if i’m any good at it and-

shush. i’ll guide you, ok?

y-yeah…

ok. take one paw and push me down, then pin my arms over my head and- woah easy there big girl- okay, god you’re strong now-

did i hurt you i’m so sorry oh my gosh i’m-

you did not hurt me. i’m just so turned on i can barely think. ok, can you pop your slit open? i wanna see what you’re working wi- oh that was fast. you must really want me, huh~

i do. so much

god, they’re gorgeous. can you stick a pillow under my hips so i can- yeah, there you go. thanks! ok, go ahead and move up a bit- aww, they’re writhing in midair at me! it’s adorable how you want me so bad that your body is acting on instinct~ do i smell like a fertile mate to you?~

aksjwneksmakskdkdmnsnsk-

yes

well then what’s stopping you? go ahead and breed your- oh my god you’re huge goddamn- no you aren’t hurting me keep going oh god oh god yeah that’s yeah girl lick me again like that i’m-

…

that was pretty nice… how are you doing?

i had a good time! i’m… i’m really happy. what do we do now? do we go on dates? are we a couple?

do we have to figure that out right now? i’m- ugh- i’m still very full of dragon juice and i can feel it every time i move, sorry, and-

oh! i can help with that! hold still~

does that feel okay?

girl, that tongue is going to make me find religion because clearly miracles are real sometimes. yeah, that’s a lot better but keep licking anyway i’m really enjoying it. anyway, does it really matter what we are?

not really. i like you and i think thats the important bits anyway

agreed. ok, jump up here on the bed and cuddle me- wow your body is so warm. you’re the sexiest blanket ever, you know.

girl that joke is so bad i-

oh shush. give me another kismnsshhglkkgl-

teehee :3

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[hemipenal-system]

you’ve never ridden a sleeper train before, but you’re traveling on a low income and Shedarif to Baízi is a 3 day trip by train. you could have flown, but it’s so absurdly expensive to do so that it wasn’t really worth it to save the time

as far as you’re concerned, economy class tickets on an overland train aren’t even too bad. you get a private room (it’s really just a bed with a table built into the wall and a curtain for privacy) with big windows for nice views, and the buffet food in the dining car has all been pretty good. you have a nice full stomach at the moment because you stuffed yourself full of chicken elasan skewers earlier

plus, there’s her

it’s probably weird to hook up with someone when the only thing separating you from the rest of the world is an (admittedly heavy) curtain. you’re not really sure why you opened your matchmaking app earlier. honestly, you were surprised you even had cell service, since you were in the middle of nowhere at the time and the train’s economy class amenities do not include wireless. you certainly weren’t expecting to see anyone else on the train pop up on Trailmakr, but you checked her profile out and she was cute and she was staying in a pod four cars back, so you figured you’d reach out and see

she’s big. no, not in the way that saying someone is big in this context would usually mean, though to be clear, she’s no slouch there either. she’s just bulky. she’s only a few inches past 6 feet tall, barely taller than you, but she probably weighs double what you do if not more, and it’s all dense muscle rippling under her scales as she moves. her defined forearms are thicker than your thighs. you’ve seen a few other reptilian members of her species here and there on your travels, and the rugged strength seems to be a shared trait. if either of you could stand up in the “room”, you’d try to get her to lift you up

she probably would, if you asked. she was very nice and a tiny bit shy when you met her a few hours ago. you hit it off, and went to get dinner together and joked and laughed through it, and you couldn’t get back to your bed quickly enough when you were done eating

you’re currently both nude and cuddling. that’s all you did tonight. after eating an absurd amount of chicken, you both just wanted to get comfy and hang out. her cocks are in you, because they popped out and she awkwardly explained that it just happens sometimes when you have a cloaca, and you both laughed it off but you’d never fucked someone with two and you were curious. she isn’t really thrusting, though, besides the odd shimmy to get comfortable

one of her massive arms is wrapped around you, and her embrace is firm but not crushing. her scales are smooth and the tiniest bit cool to the touch, which is making the cuddling incredibly comfortable. her tail is idly playing with your own cock, and two of her fingers are in your mouth. occasionally, she murmurs quiet praises in your ear. you’re listening to one of the audiobooks you brought via the pod’s built-in speakers, but neither of you are really paying attention to it. your cute lizard hookup is taking much more of your focus away

you should travel by train way more, you think

[swanlakereturns]

youre masturbating to me when you could be masturbating with me. join my alliance. learn our ways. you could be a general

[fluffycatprincess]