Im Tired.

[alexjones]

[knifefightscene]

Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞

[nerdymouse]

Jesus, leave his ass.

[spideyytorch]

i hate men

[knifefightscene]

Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞

[nerdymouse]

Jesus, leave his ass.

[spideyytorch]

i hate men

[onlytwitterpics]

[chamiryokuroi]

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

[chamiryokuroi]

All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

[chamiryokuroi]

Ready for the judges!!

[chamiryokuroi]

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

[homofied]

[iamprincessash]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

narrator: “VILLAINS! I ADMIT THE DEED! TEAR UP THE PLANKS! HERE! HERE! IT IS THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEART.”

police:

[brittany-murphy]

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[poc-recovering]

[brantongriffin]

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

[specialforceoperator]

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[errancee]

Gets them every time 😂