Erti

she/they | speedrunner, EDH/cEDH enjoyer, speedcuber, and programmer | 17

[ertizoel]

@ashleypyre of course YOU would like this post

[weirdo-offical]

chat what do you think my music taste is

[ertizoel]

I imagine you liking high bpm type shit

[weirdo-offical]

surprisingly i mostly just listen to McCafferty or wilbur soot/lovejoy

but alos i LOVE hyperpop/nightcore

[ertizoel]

yay hyperpop!!!

[weirdo-offical]

chat what do you think my music taste is

[ertizoel]

I imagine you liking high bpm type shit

[ertizoel]

mmmmm rain

[ertizoel]

what if we kissed under the giant elk :3 👉👈

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[ertizoel]

holy fucking shit this art is amazing it will be my new lockscreen and I'm not joking

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[ertizoel]

I love the fact that they specified penetrative

like hey

blowjobs are still on the table

[valetcorgi]

basically the amazing digital circus

had this idea in my head all week sorry

[ertizoel]

gods i love this website

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[just-a-queergoblin]

Guess I'm getting bullied cause I'm just over 5'2

(I'm like 5'2 and a half, basically 5'3)

[killer-offical]

D E A T H T O T H E G I A N T S

[duckydoesstuff]

First of all: I'm barely over 5.2 (161 cm)

Second of all: You think over 5,2 is giant?? I knew someone who was around 2 meters tall! (Thats around 6.6 for anyone who uses imperial)

[ertizoel]

wait I thought one meter was four feet wtf

[duckydoesstuff]

A handy way to remember how long 1 meter is is to take a big step. That us usually around 1 meter. Alternatively, if you have a metric ruler, you can just measure out 100 centimeters!

[ertizoel]

I AM TRIPPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AND AM MESSAGIJG EVERYONE I KNOW ASKING THEM HOW MANY FEET ARE IN A METER BECAUSE I SWEAR I WAS TAUGHT IT WAS FOUR FEET AND EVEN WITH ROUNDING IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR ME TO THINK THAT IS THE TRUTH

(sorry for the caps but that is how my brain is freaking out right now)

[killer-offical]

i just remembered im actually a real person with a real life

[ertizoel]

no you're not you're an internet person who only exists in my phone

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

what if when i get my drivers license i get a couple of friends and my guitar and my dog and just go. no destination. just get the fuck out of here and go somewhere more beautiful. maybe pick up some tumblr mutuals on the way

[ertizoel]

I already have my driver's license but literally this

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[just-a-queergoblin]

Guess I'm getting bullied cause I'm just over 5'2

(I'm like 5'2 and a half, basically 5'3)

[killer-offical]

D E A T H T O T H E G I A N T S

[duckydoesstuff]

First of all: I'm barely over 5.2 (161 cm)

Second of all: You think over 5,2 is giant?? I knew someone who was around 2 meters tall! (Thats around 6.6 for anyone who uses imperial)

[ertizoel]

wait I thought one meter was four feet wtf

[killer-offical]

i thought 1 meter was 3 feet🥹

[ertizoel]

no that's a yard, im pretty sure of this one since as an american, I know what football is

[killer-offical]

damn

[ertizoel]

wait what the fuck

I swear i was always taught that a meter is four feet

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[just-a-queergoblin]

Guess I'm getting bullied cause I'm just over 5'2

(I'm like 5'2 and a half, basically 5'3)

[killer-offical]

D E A T H T O T H E G I A N T S

[duckydoesstuff]

First of all: I'm barely over 5.2 (161 cm)

Second of all: You think over 5,2 is giant?? I knew someone who was around 2 meters tall! (Thats around 6.6 for anyone who uses imperial)

[ertizoel]

wait I thought one meter was four feet wtf

[killer-offical]

i thought 1 meter was 3 feet🥹

[ertizoel]

no that's a yard, im pretty sure of this one since as an american, I know what football is

[killer-offical]

what do i do when i have the biggest urge to be in a horror game that takes place in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and there's fog everywhere. andand. iwmoame9wmsoww8wen8wneiejsiwjwiw fml

[ertizoel]

make the game, give it vr compatibility, get a haptic suit, start up a humidifier in your room, get one of those vr treadmills so you can actually feel like you're walking, ummmmmmmmm (the list goes on)

[killer-offical]

man..... so much work.......... maybe if i can somehow convince my parents to get me a vr headset

[ertizoel]

and the haptic suit and the treadmill and the humidifier and the sound system for full surround sound and (vr setups are insane, if I wasn't a brokie I'd love to get into it)

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[just-a-queergoblin]

Guess I'm getting bullied cause I'm just over 5'2

(I'm like 5'2 and a half, basically 5'3)

[killer-offical]

D E A T H T O T H E G I A N T S

[duckydoesstuff]

First of all: I'm barely over 5.2 (161 cm)

Second of all: You think over 5,2 is giant?? I knew someone who was around 2 meters tall! (Thats around 6.6 for anyone who uses imperial)

[ertizoel]

wait I thought one meter was four feet wtf

[killer-offical]

what do i do when i have the biggest urge to be in a horror game that takes place in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and there's fog everywhere. andand. iwmoame9wmsoww8wen8wneiejsiwjwiw fml

[ertizoel]

make the game, give it vr compatibility, get a haptic suit, start up a humidifier in your room, get one of those vr treadmills so you can actually feel like you're walking, ummmmmmmmm (the list goes on)

[ertizoel]

James 2:3 KJV ✝️🙏 (yes the version matters)