A list of fluffy & goofy things esb does since heās not ALWAYS a goblin, just most of the time
Sometimes he surprises me at work with iced coffee and somehow knows my order better than me.
Has surprised me at work when I get out with flowers on a few occasions
One time when we were arguing and I got out of work he WAS OUTSIDE SITTING ON HIS TRUCK WITH A SPEAKER PLSYING S PLAYLIST OF SONGS THAT MADE HIM THINK OF ME BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAID THE BOOMBOX TROPE IS THE PEAK OF ROMANCE
On our first Valentineās Day he bought Star Wars boxers as āman lingerieā but they ended up not fitting so it was then our designated cum rag
Sometimes he just pulls my head in close to his chest and plays with my hair
I once asked him if he could pick up tampons on his way home, and he showed up with not just tampons, but also like 3 different chocolate bars and a few bags of chips because āI know you crave sweet and salty and youāre indecisive when youāre on your period, so I got optionsā
One time I was sick so he brought me chicken noodle soup, wrapped me up in a blanket, put on true crime documentaries, and let me fall asleep on his chest
When we shower together he really enjoys washing my hair and loves when I wash his
Always encourages me in whatever I do, including getting my name out there with my art and landing me a spot at a local co-op
Told me that when we started dating, he listened to all the music o told him I liked so that he ācould impress meā and wanted to know the things I enjoyed
For Valentineās Day I got a fucking Darth Vader card
When I first followed him on Instagram the first picture I saw was on him in a crop top captioned āKylo gone wildā
When we saw our first movie together, he quietly asked me āuh do you want a starburst?ā And since then, we always get starburst when we see movies
He saw The Rise of Skywalker before I did, and he took me to see it again, and when THAT SCENE came on, he just looked at me and said āI knowā while I fucking sobbed.
Tried making me a ring from scratch. Apartment was very loud with power tools and swearing
āCan I see your boobies please, Iām sadā
Loves to be little spoon even though heās a gangly giant