I died cursing

Yup. I'm dead 😌💀

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On the 1st day of Thotmas my true hoe @beckaroo gave to me: 1 lips-dick 💄

On the 2nd day of Thotmas my true hoe @arfeiniel gave to me: 2 clown cars 🤡🤡

On the 3rd day of Thotmas my true hoe @drethanramslay gave to me: 3 Dee-licious nicknames 🤣🤣🤣

On the 4th day of Thotmas my true hoe @mvalentine gave to me: 4 ways to scam men 💵💵💵💵

On the 5th day of Thotmas my true hoe @this-person-is-busy gave to me: 5 angry Karen's to cancel 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️

On the 6th day of Thotmas my true hoe @itlivesinmorella gave to me: 6 hungry discord orphans 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼

On the 7th day of Thotmas my true hoe @cryinginthebackseat gave to me: 7 tear jerking fanfics 🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋

On the 8th day of Thotmas my true hoe @the-pale-goddess gave to me: 8 Gandy dick pics 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Aaaaaand on the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th day we gathered to take Rome by storm together whilst stopping by for our circus performance ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄🎆🎄

Srsly, tho I love you guys, thank you for an amazing year and I'm saying that because you did make me forget about the risks we all have to face everyday and that honestly made it better than I expected which really goes to show how powerful and amazing y'all are because I am aware that not many people had the luxury of perceiving it the same way I do and so I thank you for the millionth time for sticking with this crazy, weird, kooky, old man fucker and I hope we'll be even more wild and do better mentally as well as in every aspect in life not only next year, but every single one after that. Hope we'll continue to stick together and maybe even meet one day

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After a long hiatus, I decided to look back at the traces left of this fandom. As a result, I have come to the conclusion that it still fucking sucks. Anyways, happy New Year, hoe, hoe, hoes

[varmajackie]

not to be a total simp on main but as the year ends, i just wanted to remind some people how much i loved them and how grateful i am that this year has brought all of us together and i just want to thank all of you that well, for always being you. @drethanramslay for literally being my first friend here and sticking with my whiny ass for more than 9 months now WHEW always supporting me and trusting me, @raleigheffingcarrera for being my raleigh's left hand to right hand and being the best partner in crime (licherally, you know all the crimes 😘) ever, @beckaroo for always being there for me no matter what and for almost being my everything (sister best friend wife daughter) and sharing the same one brain cell with me, @cryinginthebackseat for being the kindest people to ever exist and being my perfect daughter in law- step daughter, @cursed-choices for being the dream wife for me and never failing to amaze me with that genius brain of hers and with her many talents (here is a ratluk/lokum for us), @mvalentine for always bearing with me no matter how idiotic i am, making fun of my sillinesses but also cheering for me and making me count on that she is equally chaotic and idiotic as much as i am 😼 @the-pale-goddess @jamespotterthefirst @arfeiniel @this-person-is-busy for being such great friends and always putting a smile on my face no matter what!! ❤❤

however horrifying this year was, i got amazing friendships from 2020 and i wouldn't change it to the world. hope we can rock together as much as many years as we did in 2020 ❤ hope everyone has a great year coming!!! ✨✨

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY ESSIMPAY! 💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟 A toast to our beyond insane union and our psycho, knife wielding baby children. We're together for a reason and that's bc we're both genius soulmates with unbeatable comedic timing

[sleepingdea]

I found our discord family picture ❤

@itlivesinmorella @mvalentine @drethanramslay @cursed-choices @cryinginthebackseat @the-pale-goddess @openheartthot @jamespotterthefirst

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I'm the one holding the shinny thingy 💫💫💫

[funny-history]

[sleepingdea]

Omg thats us @mvalentine @itlivesinmorella and I need our fourth rat sister

[varmajackie]

@cursed-choices the queen of mischiefs

[sleepingdea]

Yes YES @cursed-choices ANA, MY BOO, JOIN OUR RAT CULT

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@beckaroo @itlivesinmorella T'is settled, I shall lead as your rat mother and we'll spread more mischief bc the world deserves it

[varmajackie]

however annoying and dramatic she can be sometimes yall forget that mtfl mc is just a 17-18 year old girl and i think its really important to remember this while criticising her

[esbet-blog]

And a literal pixel

[varmajackie]

colossalpainintheass -> itlivesinmorella

[varmajackie]

@cursed-choices

i love you

[esbet-blog]

I love you MOAR, my saucy wifey 🖤💜🖤💜

More punny remedies cuming right up, yo!

[my-name-is-lumien]

Anyone have seen a Mal Volari edit without the beard? 

[bloemenbed]

It was made by the blog @cursed-choices I’m still having nightmares-

[esbet-blog]

You're welcome 💫🌈

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Part 2 of my compilation \ (•◡•) /  The screams of protest and anguish urged me to make more

Part 1

[sleepingdea]

I cant believe you did this. Everytime this comes up in my feed, I only think that you are a criminal mastermind @cursed-choices

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@beckaroo I'm on the top of my tall dark tower twirling my mustache as I'm watch the world burn because of my unorthodox creations

[varmajackie]

Hi!!!! I want to ask you a question, if I'm not bothering you ☺ did you call your twc side blog agentrebecca because of your friendship with beckaroo? 😍

hiii no you're not bothering!! sjfhsjfhjs as much as i love her, no. rebecca is mc's mother who is also an agent in the book so i thought of it while chosing an url, it just happened to be a coincidence but my girlfriend @beckaroo is still very happy about it lmaooo

[sleepingdea]

Dear anon, don't listen to this. We both know that she chose that name for me, she loves me this much 😘

[esbet-blog]

@colossalpainintheass GiRlFrIeNd?...... fine

[varmajackie]

don't let her hear it but she is just an entertainment to me you are the mother of my children, the woman of my heart and i'm forever your silly housewife and will cook for you 💕💕

[esbet-blog]

Good. I'm glad you like the name. As long as I'm your main waifu, I shall smother you with love and titties 🎀💗

[varmajackie]

Hi!!!! I want to ask you a question, if I'm not bothering you ☺ did you call your twc side blog agentrebecca because of your friendship with beckaroo? 😍

hiii no you're not bothering!! sjfhsjfhjs as much as i love her, no. rebecca is mc's mother who is also an agent in the book so i thought of it while chosing an url, it just happened to be a coincidence but my girlfriend @beckaroo is still very happy about it lmaooo

[sleepingdea]

Dear anon, don't listen to this. We both know that she chose that name for me, she loves me this much 😘

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@colossalpainintheass GiRlFrIeNd?...... fine

[sleepingdea]

ESSAYROONI I'M DEAD

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I feel that if her promiscuity continues she'll be deadarooni

[varmajackie]

Hi!!!! I want to ask you a question, if I'm not bothering you ☺ did you call your twc side blog agentrebecca because of your friendship with beckaroo? 😍

hiii no you're not bothering!! sjfhsjfhjs as much as i love her, no. rebecca is mc's mother who is also an agent in the book so i thought of it while chosing an url, it just happened to be a coincidence but my girlfriend @beckaroo is still very happy about it lmaooo

[sleepingdea]

Dear anon, don't listen to this. We both know that she chose that name for me, she loves me this much 😘

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@colossalpainintheass GiRlFrIeNd?...... fine

[sleepingdea]

even though my mother left me on the streets to marry my mother in law

bold words coming from a liar

have fun in the streets!!!

........ Why are you exposing me like this.....

WELL, YOU DIDN'T APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT YOU DID AND YOU FORGET ME A MINUTE LATER.

you know I'm right 🔪

[varmajackie]

dw kiddo i'm still your mom but just step mother in law!! i'll be the worst stepmom in law ever and be sure to torture you

[sleepingdea]

This is supposed to make me feel better or...

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What was the catalyst for this family feud, again? Why do I have a feeling that it has to do with Tom Hiddleston? Or Chonces? All I know is that I got a surprise proposal from @colossalpainintheass

[mvalentine]

Dear Santa Mal - Goddess of Christams-, this year I'm not sure if I was a good girl. But if you think I was, I'd like to ask a couple of things: for Hilde big Jonah - that would her her happy-, for essay Magic M - i know she'll appreciate, for you a great bottle of expensive whisky, for dee the inspiration and willpower to write a book, for ana the courage of publish her art, for nush her medical licence and for me, some happiness. Thank you!!!

christams 🤪

hsjsjsksk KIDDING becky i fucking SNORTED at this lmfaooo

but yes - hard agree @the-pale-goddess i shall pray you get the biggest of big jonahs ;) and for assay @colossalpainintheass to stop being such a miserable b***h and get her dose of magic m 😁

for MISS DIANDRA TO WRITE A FUCKING BOOK WHICH I WOULD DEVOUR FROM START TO FINISH DEE I AM BEGGING FEED US QUEEN (only a carrot stan cause of you - you’re power is unmatched 😌) @cryinginthebackseat

also @cursed-choices ANNA PUBLISH YOUR ART 2020 CHALLENGE BECAUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE WORLD SHOULD GET TO SEE YOUR TALENT AND FULLY APPRECIATE YOU.

and please we all know miss anushka is gonna be a killer doctor and put mr ethan ramsey to shame ;)

alsoooo lmfaooo becky i love how you gave me.... whiskey..... oh well, CHEERS TO THAT 🥃🥃🥃🥃

also no, you haven’t been in a good girl this year, quite the opposite infact, you’ve been a bad, bad girl 😈

[varmajackie]

@beckaroo UR MIND!KSJFKSKFKSN YOUR FAT JUICY MIND

but on a side note ily all my beeches sm and seconding becky here pls dear santa mal give @cursed-choices @cryinginthebackseat @the-pale-goddess @drethanramslay everything they want 🤲🤲🤲 they deserve the best

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Awww wifey! @colossalpainintheass Santa better give you all you wish for during this Dickcember or I'm suing the North Pole. He also better provide for @beckaroo @mvalentine @drethanramslay @cryinginthebackseat too

[sleepingdea]

DICKCEMBER ANA

I'm freaking dying, you are an artist for everything

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@beckaroo oh, sexy bexy, you flatter me so. Anyways, I demand a Christmas concert from you since I've never heard you sing. I'll sacrifice my nonexistent firstborn for the opportunity 😤

[mvalentine]

Dear Santa Mal - Goddess of Christams-, this year I'm not sure if I was a good girl. But if you think I was, I'd like to ask a couple of things: for Hilde big Jonah - that would her her happy-, for essay Magic M - i know she'll appreciate, for you a great bottle of expensive whisky, for dee the inspiration and willpower to write a book, for ana the courage of publish her art, for nush her medical licence and for me, some happiness. Thank you!!!

christams 🤪

hsjsjsksk KIDDING becky i fucking SNORTED at this lmfaooo

but yes - hard agree @the-pale-goddess i shall pray you get the biggest of big jonahs ;) and for assay @colossalpainintheass to stop being such a miserable b***h and get her dose of magic m 😁

for MISS DIANDRA TO WRITE A FUCKING BOOK WHICH I WOULD DEVOUR FROM START TO FINISH DEE I AM BEGGING FEED US QUEEN (only a carrot stan cause of you - you’re power is unmatched 😌) @cryinginthebackseat

also @cursed-choices ANNA PUBLISH YOUR ART 2020 CHALLENGE BECAUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE WORLD SHOULD GET TO SEE YOUR TALENT AND FULLY APPRECIATE YOU.

and please we all know miss anushka is gonna be a killer doctor and put mr ethan ramsey to shame ;)

alsoooo lmfaooo becky i love how you gave me.... whiskey..... oh well, CHEERS TO THAT 🥃🥃🥃🥃

also no, you haven’t been in a good girl this year, quite the opposite infact, you’ve been a bad, bad girl 😈

[varmajackie]

@beckaroo UR MIND!KSJFKSKFKSN YOUR FAT JUICY MIND

but on a side note ily all my beeches sm and seconding becky here pls dear santa mal give @cursed-choices @cryinginthebackseat @the-pale-goddess @drethanramslay everything they want 🤲🤲🤲 they deserve the best

[esbet-blog]

Awww wifey! @colossalpainintheass Santa better give you all you wish for during this Dickcember or I'm suing the North Pole. He also better provide for @beckaroo @mvalentine @drethanramslay @cryinginthebackseat too

[mvalentine]

Dear Santa Mal - Goddess of Christams-, this year I'm not sure if I was a good girl. But if you think I was, I'd like to ask a couple of things: for Hilde big Jonah - that would her her happy-, for essay Magic M - i know she'll appreciate, for you a great bottle of expensive whisky, for dee the inspiration and willpower to write a book, for ana the courage of publish her art, for nush her medical licence and for me, some happiness. Thank you!!!

christams 🤪

hsjsjsksk KIDDING becky i fucking SNORTED at this lmfaooo

but yes - hard agree @the-pale-goddess i shall pray you get the biggest of big jonahs ;) and for assay @colossalpainintheass to stop being such a miserable b***h and get her dose of magic m 😁

for MISS DIANDRA TO WRITE A FUCKING BOOK WHICH I WOULD DEVOUR FROM START TO FINISH DEE I AM BEGGING FEED US QUEEN (only a carrot stan cause of you - you’re power is unmatched 😌) @cryinginthebackseat

also @cursed-choices ANNA PUBLISH YOUR ART 2020 CHALLENGE BECAUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE WORLD SHOULD GET TO SEE YOUR TALENT AND FULLY APPRECIATE YOU.

and please we all know miss anushka is gonna be a killer doctor and put mr ethan ramsey to shame ;)

alsoooo lmfaooo becky i love how you gave me.... whiskey..... oh well, CHEERS TO THAT 🥃🥃🥃🥃

also no, you haven’t been in a good girl this year, quite the opposite infact, you’ve been a bad, bad girl 😈

[esbet-blog]

NUH UH, UR BEAUTIFUL AND THE WORLD SHOULD SEE U! But jokes aside, I am actually making some art for the fic I'm writing atm. That's why I've been quiet on discord lately 😭😭 Maaaal ILY so much dude, I miss my party goddess so much 🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡

[likedovesinthewnd]

I’m a Barbie Girl

I was tagged by the homies @imagineredwood and @woahitslucyylu. Thanks chicas, this was super fun!

Make yourself a Barbie too!

Tagging @irrelevantwriter @thesewickedhands @cockslut-padalecki @letsby @imtherain @starrynite7114 @thesandbeneathmytoes

[aestheteasteria]

Thanks for the tag @kingliamsbitch 💕

Here’s mine,

Tagging : @somin-yin @penda-bear @peaceinmidstofchaos @anotherbeingsworld @mazeeque @my-name-is-lumien @the-unconquered-queen @this-person-is-busy and all the rest who want to do it!

[my-name-is-lumien]

thanks for the tag @raleigh-edward​​ and @somin-yin​​ <3 here’s mine

one of my CoG OCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tagging: @gamechoices-player​​ @keviriass​​ @greedy-choices​​ @jaxsmutsuo​​ and at everyone who wants to do it, tag your friends too! 

[saintfourr]

Thanks for the tag, @my-name-is-lumien! ✨

@penda-bear @ezekielbhandarivalleros @idontknowhatiamdoinghere @steal-your-moment @jaxsmutsuo @the-unconquered-queen

[ezekielbhandarivalleros]

Thank You for tagging me @gamechoices-player​

Tagging @idontknowhatiamdoinghere​ @riana-drarry​ @yesmorningmask27​ @daddyethanramsey​ @treasure-seeking-elf​ @schnitzelbutterfingers​

[schnitzelbutterfingers]

tysm for the tag @ezekielbhandarivalleros 💙

tagging: @udishaman @monsoonblooms12 @starrystarrytrouble and everyone else who are interested!!

[daisyruh]

Awww thank u so much for tagging @schnitzelbutterfingers ❤️

Tagging : @terrm9 , @drariellevalentine ,@jamespotterthefirst ,@drethanramslay and everyone else who wants to🥰

[drethanramslay]

Thanks for the tag🥰❤️ this is me in my white coat and stethoscope 👩‍⚕️ ya girl is on her way to med school😎

Tagging-> @mvalentine @colossalpainintheass @beckaroo @cursed-choices @cryinginthebackseat +anyone who wants to join

[esbet-blog]

Thank you for tagging me, babe! @drethanramslay 🖤💜🖤💜 Here's moi in my recent state. I just got my hair curled and dyed brown today 💎💫 (plus I love pom pom earrings so much, I have a white pair and I rly want to get pink ones too)

Tagging: whoever wants to join, everyone's welcome