Medicare Part 2: The Reckoning
1.8.2018
14:58
Leederville, Perth
I got a room.
Not a hostel room, mind you, but an actual proper-ass-room-for-rent room. This was the first place I looked at, and I didn’t really need to see any more. I haven’t lived in a house since I was a kid, and the suburbs are gonna take a while to get used to, but hey, at least I’m out of the goddamn hostel.
I’ve gotten a lot of stuff done lately. Tax file number, RSA licence (a must for a server), learned how to walk to the grocery store without getting lost. I even bought myself a hoodie, to help me survive the freezing winter of Australia.Â
The only thing left to do.
Fucking Medicare Card.
A Medicare Card is, or so I’m told, really good to have in case you have to go to a doctor. Fine. We had a similar thing back home (Kela Card). So. First thing I figured, since I have a real address now, I might do it online. A quick visit to the website told me that nope, you have to do it in person. Fine.
Medicare Part 1: The Awakening.
As I don’t have internet on my phone (prepaid ftw), I checked the CBD office location on Google Maps, took a screenshot of it and headed out. The busride is quick and pleasant, about 10 min to Perth busport. I check the screenshot I took. Hay Street, near the Perth Underground. Alright. I walk to the corner of Hay Street, picking up a black coffee on my way. I walk along the street, looking left and right. Nothing. Can’t find it. I must’ve walked the street back and forth a hundred times, but I couldn’t find it.
Defeated, I headed back home and checked the location again on my laptop. But this time, I checked the streetview. I couldn’t believe it. I walked past the office so many times, completely oblivious. Goddamnit.
Medicare Part 2: The Reckoning.
This is today. I feel confident. I even put on a little makeup and wear my battlejacket. Aww yeah. This is the day. Busride, coffee, Perth Underground. The office. Hidden in plain sight. I walk in and am greeted by a pleasant man, he hands me the form I need to fill out, haha, yes my hand is indeed broken, no worries, I’ll use my left. So, filling out the form, nothing too complex, I have my passport with me, it’s all good, until...
Bank details. How the shit am I supposed to remember those? Oh well. I tell this to the man and he says it’s fine, I’ll just have to add that information online.I grit my teeth and force a smile. Why yes, of course.
So the Medicare saga continues, with the next part being called Medicare Part 3: Revelations. I just hope it remains a trilogy, with no unnecessary prequels that will ruin the canon.











